Blind Items Revealed
April 1, 2009
This A list actress is more famous for one lucky television role than the truly awful acting she has done in movies. Well, she had a recent breakup. Her publicity machine cranked out every story it could to say she was the one who had done the breaking up with her singer boyfriend. Well, this may be true, but then why would the singer have to change his phone number and e-mail address after she wouldn't stop trying to contact him? When she couldn't reach the singer why would she start calling all of his friends to beg them for his number? What she is telling his friends is that she can't move on without some kind of closure.
Jennifer Aniston
Gee, Aniston is desperate and clingy? I would have never guessed that.
ReplyDeleteSad, sad, sad.
ReplyDeleteEasiest. Blind. Ever.
ReplyDeleteDo Coke Mom! Pretty please, Enty?
Oh Jen.
ReplyDeletethis one gave you the answer without even thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteStage Five clinger Alert!
ReplyDeleteHa finally one I got right back then. Even though it was waayyy eaasy. Jen really went nutty over John. She never spoke publicly over a b/f until John came along. Legend is John is hung like a horse and can make a girl nutty in bed.
ReplyDeleteSeems Bradley Cooper ditched once he got a taste of her crazy poosy.
I was a big fan of her back in the day. She could of had it all with Brad Pitt if only she would of pushed out a baby for him.
How an insecure actress could choose crappy film roles over BP is beyond the beyond.
AH HAHAHAHA!!!! It's all true! Shit, I mean if she's so clingy with her bff that she and her husband had to tell her to sit down, then no doubt she does it with her men. Could you imagine what she did with Brad when they broke up? Man.
ReplyDeleteKarmen - Coke Mom can never be revealed unless it happens in the public eye. Ent would get his ass sued off.
Coke Mom & Toothy Tile have brunch together. We will never know for sure.
ReplyDeleteThis is why I really can't stand Jen, she's self-absorbed and acts pitiful all the time.*, **
ReplyDeleteBut I have to empathize with her here, because I am a loser at dating, and I admit I've needed 'closure' a few times myself!
*IMO, she acts pitifulLY, as well.
** Yes, I can't stand JA. If you're a fan that's great, but let's not waste everyone's time trying to tell me how wrong I am, K?
Poor, Poor Loopy Jen!!!
ReplyDeleteooh that's gonna leave a a mark.
ReplyDeletePOOR JENNY...MAYER WASN'T WORTH A SECOND LOOK....
ReplyDeleteHa, Apple! You just linked all the times in my life I've needed 'closure' with a dude...Only when the sex was extra-good. When I'm dickmatized, I am 'IN LOVE'.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's also how he gets to pee on people, because if it's good, you'll do almost anything to keep it.
But I could never. Ick_Nast, as they say.
ahahah @Libby "DICKMATIZED"
ReplyDeletePOOR SHAZZZBA, WITH THE STUCK KEYBOARD.
ReplyDeleteEvery time you comment, I read it with a Billy Mays voice. Then I realize it's you, and you're not actually yelling at us.
Oh Jen, he wasn't even worth it ! Could never see what you saw in him anyway - but I do understand the 'needing closure' from personal experience, still don't understand why he ditched me - told myself he must be gay !!
ReplyDelete:-) @ Libby Dickmatized. Lord knows I have been at times.
ReplyDeleteAlso, this BI seems a lot like what happend shen John and Jessica broke up. She stalked him until she found new Peen to play with.
btw, Jessica is getting chunky again.
You know, I was between it being Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson, and when I reread it before, I thought it may be Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then, this time I rerea it as Jennifer Aniston. HAHA!
ReplyDelete@Apple
ReplyDeleteIs Reese coke mom? If so then that would shock the hell out of me. :O
Lissette, of the three ladies you mention, JLH actually totally controls all of her relationships and numerous prior engagements. I think she just likes having guys fall in love with her, but only gets off on the pursuit. Once he's tamed, she's on to someone new.
ReplyDeleteI feel very sorry for Jen & Jess. I choose poorly myself sometimes, and it sucks.
@cajun, no I meant that Coke Mom & Toothy Tile seem to be the most famous of Blind Items that we will never know about (officially). LOL I see the connection now. I don't think Reece is a coke head, a control freak yes, but coke no.
ReplyDeleteI think Toothy is Jake G also.
Libby...I concur. I picked lemons in the garden of love. Now it's just me and the cats. They don't lie to me, beat me, or smell in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI SWEAR I'M NOT.....YELLING
ReplyDeleteBUT I WOULD LIKE TO SHAKE JEN, MAYBE SLAP HER LIKE CHER DID TO NICK IN MOONSTRUCK ...SNAP OUT OF IT...
Gawd, she's more pathetic than I ever thought. She's always bitching that the press stuck the "America's spinster" label on her. Way to spin it, hon. And quit with the quasi-Playboy covers while you're at it.
ReplyDeleteAh, sunnyside! Just me and the cats here too.
ReplyDeleteI'm unhappily unmarried, but I can't like just anybody anymore! I have been around so many jerks, that crap just makes me tired these days. That's why it hardly ever goes anywhere, because the first thing I do it gauge douchiness.
And where I live, single man = douche. That's why nobody ever married them, duh!
Libby...you are so right. Men my age that are single are single for a reason.
ReplyDeleteShould we feel good that even a multi-millionaire actress is insecure? I mean, I don't know about you guys, but I am not getting 8 mil for a film these days.
ReplyDeleteMy take on the whole Brad/Angie/Jen thing is that Brad was tired of Jen's ways (in whatever way they were manifesting themselves...I think she is very high maintenance) and so when Angie came around and was so totally different....Brad saw a light at the end of the tunnel.
None of that "Angie stole my man" crap. Brad wanted out.
I do feel bad for her though, even if it's of her own doing via her insecurities. It's tough to be alone when you don't want to be.
Do you guys think Jen sees a therapist on a regular basis?
I thought JA talked about therapy but it's all a blur now. I know she must spend hours a day on it, plus a lot of self-denial, but she has the best hollywood body ever! Does anyone compare?
ReplyDeleteI remember her talking about therapy after her divorce. Basically saying her therapist said take a day to feel sorry for yourself but then time to move on.
ReplyDeleteI think she has a lot of residual feelings and insecurites from her dad leaving her mom. I read she is trying to reconcile with her mom who sold her out to tabloids and a tell all book.
She has a great body yes, and she works hard for it. She used to be a nutra system girl and was kinda chunky in her early 20's.
She's a loon, anyone who let that moron JM, with his diseased dick near them has issues with self esteem anyway, but to turn into a quasi stalker is just plain old sad. She's just a broken person who got lucky once and was so screwed up he was miserable and couldn't wait to get rid of her.
ReplyDeleteShe's one of those that will never be able to move on and blames the ex for her misery. Ick.
Oh my god. I love how everyone here knows so much about this woman. Cuz you're all friends with her yes? I understand the allure of gossip, but I will never understand the hatred people have for her. It makes me think that old saying is true, the thing you hate most about someone else is the thing you most hate about yourself.
ReplyDelete@Paula you are an idiot. This is just goofy.
ReplyDeleteGet over yourself.
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ReplyDeleteWell .. I kinda figured the quote a few weeks ago that everyone attributed to Jenny talking about Brad was actually about John Mayer. This reveal would kinda lend some fuel to that fire.
ReplyDeleteI am starting to see why Brad left her for Angie. This explains why every man dumps her. So sad :(
ReplyDeleteI'm all about closure, even if it resorts to stalking to get it. Haha.
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