Which New York fashion designer's indiscreet wife likes to tell dinner parties about the first time she had sex with her husband? Apparently the passion was so intense, he sweat his black hair dye onto the pillow.
@ MontanaMarriot Say it ain't so ,Montana. Not little Ralphie Liftshitz. Love his line but everytime I see it I think of his real last name and smile. What they are wearing is literally the Shitz!;)
i don't know what my ex-neighbor used to use, but sometimes on the weekend, his hair was normal color, usually it was black (older hispanic gentleman). he also told terrible jokes that he thought were hilarious. gawd, i miss him!
Ralph Lauren's wife Ricky?
ReplyDeleteWait--there are *male* New York fashion designers who have sex with women? As opposed to just being married to them as beards?
ReplyDeleteNo way.
Roberto Cavalli?
ReplyDeletesounds like topic of discussion around an Italian dinner table, lol
Kelly Klein
ReplyDeleteLOL@ Figgy
ReplyDeleteI always thought KC was a beard for Calvin.
I like the Roberto Cavalli guess, he and his wife look like two freaks
@ MontanaMarriot
ReplyDeleteSay it ain't so ,Montana. Not little Ralphie Liftshitz. Love his line but everytime I see it I think of his real last name and smile. What they are wearing is literally the Shitz!;)
You can sweat hair dye onto a pillow? Wouldn't a fashion designer go to a classier hairstylist than that?
ReplyDeletelol I'd have to say that's some cheap dye. I used to use that Herbal Essences stuff and once ruined a white sofa cover after coming in from the rain.
ReplyDeletelol! maybe he used that popeil spray-on dye!
ReplyDeletei don't know what my ex-neighbor used to use, but sometimes on the weekend, his hair was normal color, usually it was black (older hispanic gentleman). he also told terrible jokes that he thought were hilarious.
gawd, i miss him!
LOL! This is the most hilarious blind item I've ever read. Does Ben ever reveal his blinds? I'd love to know this one.
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