Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Bai Ling Could Be Nicole Richie's Step Mom


I think the headline says it all. Of course getting married to Lionel Richie is a lot further down the road than just having dinner with him in Santa Monica the other night. This has got to be one of the strangest pairings since, wow, I don't know last week when Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan shared a dinner together. Oh, sure, I know what you are saying it isn't the same thing. But how do you know that Michael Lohan didn't sing Endless Love to Jon like Lionel sang it to Bai? Hell, as much as I love the thought of Bai Ling being Nicole Richie's step mom I would much rather see Michael & Jon head to one of those New England states that allow same sex marriages and have Jon be the step father of Lindsay and Ali. They can have an entire reality show based on Lindsay and Ali babysitting the 8 kids while Michael and Jon cuddle on the couch and discuss the best way to exploit them all. They then cackle like Dr. Evil and throw darts at life size replicas of Dina and Kate. It's genius.

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:04 AM

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