Tony Romo Gives The Most Boring Interview Ever

I don't think Entertainment Tonight will be checking in with Tony Romo anytime soon for another interview. The guy is like an artificial vanilla milkshake. At least if it was real there might be some lumps in the blandness but no such luck here.

ET of course wanted dirt and what they got instead was this. Their dream date is a bite to eat and watching a football game. This was THEIR dream date, not his.

How does Jessica feel about football? "She loves the game. It's exciting for both of us," Romo says. "I've found someone that I get to hang out with and who wants to see our team do well." I have a feeling she will love whatever sport her next boyfriend plays as well.

This thing was more of the same and I can't write anymore about it. Instead I want to show you the funniest Tony Romo thing I have ever seen. I wish I could do this kind of thing on the computer. You can click it to keep making it bigger and read everything or click here. It comes courtesy of Hogs Haven.