Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This A list celebrity chef loves his women. He loves them a lot. He always has and probably always will. I don't know his wife puts up with it. In his latest escapade. Bad choice of words because now I will have Janet Jackson running through my head and Jermaine running after her. It's quite funny if you could see it. Anyway, our celebrity chef was at an out of town event away from his wife, so of course he needed to find some company for the night. No spank-o-vision for our chef. Nope. Instead he managed to find two blondes and a brunette for his late night entertainment. As they were headed to his room, the brunette was all over him and our chef was drunk. Probably that way he has an excuse when he is eventually caught.


48 comments:

  1. Gordon Ramsay?

    Bobby Flay? (hope not, I love Stephanie March)

    ReplyDelete
  2. Those were my 2 guesses too

    ReplyDelete
  3. Who are the A list candidates?

    Ramsey, Emeril, Wolfgang Puck, Bobby Flay, Jamie Oliver come to mind.

    Based on previous behavior I'm with the Ramsey contingent.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I hope it's not Anthony Bourdain. I don't know if he's A list, but he's my hero.

    I'll go with Bobby Flay, even though I liked Stephanie March on SVU.

    ReplyDelete
  5. I hope it's also not Tom Colicchio...he's a cutie! Not sure if he's A/B?

    ReplyDelete
  6. I've read bad boy crap about Bobby Flay here before. Because I don't want it to be Bobby, I'll say Gordon.

    Green Wave Gal... not my Tom. Nooooooooo

    ReplyDelete
  7. "...now I will have Janet Jackson running through my head and Jermaine running after her. It's quite funny if you could see it."

    Actually Enty, I DID see it, and it WAS funny!


    Do you have an update for us on the fundraiser?

    ReplyDelete
  8. If this was Gordon Ramsay, would it even be a blind at this point? I think it's Bobby "Fway".

    ReplyDelete
  9. not bourdain. i think he's only a list in some of our hearts!
    i'm going to vote flay.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Y'know, I don't know why I thought of that Neely guy from Cooking With the Neelys or whatever it's called, but the interaction between the hubby and wife on that show leads me to believe he's that way around other women as well.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Anonymous2:33 PM

    I can't stand Bobby Flay so I will pick him LOL.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Karmen - I'm reading Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential right now - it's great.

    This is Ramsay.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Better not be Alton Brown or Anthony Bourdain, I love them! My guess is Bobby Flay.

    ReplyDelete
  14. It's Emeril, of the trite "smell-o-vision" remarks to his television audience.

    ReplyDelete
  15. lol @ "spank-o-vision"!

    *jumps on flay train*

    ReplyDelete
  16. Let's see, Justin Wilson died so I am going with Gordon Ramsey.

    ReplyDelete
  17. my first thought was flay.

    don't think it's bourdain--he's more known for writing/hosting rather than cooking, right?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Rocket Queen - It's an absolutely terrific book. Especially if you've ever worked in a restaurant. Today I found out the restaurant I used to work at is closing. NO!!

    Asstronaut - Bourdain writes about his cooking, and generally talks about cooking in No Reservations.

    ReplyDelete
  19. Flay was just in the Bay Area last week...

    ReplyDelete
  20. I've always wanted to read Bourdain's book. I heard it was really good. Doesn't he talk about his drugging and drinking too? Forget about cooking, I want to hear about the partying.

    ReplyDelete
  21. I don't have a guess, but there seems to be a fair amount of blinds about celebrity chef(s)

    ReplyDelete
  22. "spank-o-vision" makes me think of emeril's saying "smell-o-vision," so i'll go with emeril

    ReplyDelete
  23. What about Rocco DiSprito? I feel like there was another blind, about a year ago, that was similar to this and revealed to be him? However I'm doubtful he qualifies as A-List.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Emeril was on Letterman last night, so that could be his field trip away from the wife. The spank-o-vision/smell-o-vision clue is pretty strong. The only thing that gives me hesitation is Emeril's evolution into an overweight old man. I don't think he would have the energy for three women, especially drunk. My image is that he would pass out snoring on the bed.

    ReplyDelete
  25. I've read Bourdain's book, and he does talk about his boozing and drugs, but it's mostly about his career and the craziness of a restaurant kitchen. It's a good read - I recommend it.

    ReplyDelete
  26. Didn't Emeril give Kate Gosselin cooking lessons? Just askin!!

    ReplyDelete
  27. So Emeril is a playah? I'm getting a bad visual of Em with three ladies. BAM!

    ReplyDelete
  28. what about jamie oliver (naked chef)? he's married & up there in the celeb ranks, esp. in UK

    ReplyDelete
  29. Anonymous5:50 PM

    Jen - Rocco's not married, and he'd probably get caught with a man (wasn't he the one who was fooling around with guys on a hidden Greek isle?)

    I'm gonna say Gordon Ramsay, just because it's obvious.

    ReplyDelete
  30. Ramsey.
    Can't keep it in his pants.

    ReplyDelete
  31. sounds like bobby, my GF used to work with him and said he was a total creep

    ReplyDelete
  32. I've heard that Mario Batali is big into coke and women. I wonder since he did that show with Gweneth Paltrow he is now considered A-list?

    ReplyDelete
  33. not saying this to be rude or anything but doesn't coke make you skinnier...Mario doesn't look like the typical coke fiend...

    I'm neither here nor there on him...

    ReplyDelete
  34. @Green Wave Gal - I've seem some chubby cokeheads in my day. I think smack, meth or crack are the only drugs out there that guarantee skinniness.

    And sadly, yes, Bourdain is only A list to his devoted fans. Kitchen Confidential talks a good deal about drugs and sex, for those of you not interesting in the restaurant world.

    Flay or Ramsey.

    ReplyDelete
  35. Not Ramsey. This wouldn't even be news worthy with him. Aren't he and his wife already divorcing because of his past cheating? No, I think this is someone who hasn't been caught yet by the wife.

    ReplyDelete
  36. Mario Batali buys Poulsbo Pickled Herring from me for a fiend of his via my website.

    That said, can you be that 'full of tasting great foods and drinks hee hee' to be a coke head? Then again Iv'e heard several times about him & Courtney Love, but - seriously, that would be a sick move to stay with that hubby. Unless they have seperate B.R's

    Tony Rocks. My sister who lives in NYC pisses me off so much b/c she hangs out and debauches with MY heros! -another day- on that (Tom C, Lydia B, etc)

    sigh

    ReplyDelete
  37. I love Bourdain!!! Esp. b/c his food is accessible to non-wealthy people (Les Halles).

    I think this is Flay. Wasn't there a blind about March being a meth-head? Was she into it b/f Flay? Maybe that's her escape.

    ReplyDelete
  38. I think it is Emeril.
    I have reservations at his original resturant in two weeks, while in New Orleans...At least the food is delightful!

    ReplyDelete
  39. definitely Bobby flay

    ReplyDelete
  40. I heard that Emeril was a cokehead, which would lead me to think this is NOT him, since coke isn't good for male potency, so 3 ladies would be impossible for a coke head of his age/physical condition. I think this BI is the notorious womanizer, and lover of fine cocktails, Bobby Flay.

    ReplyDelete
  41. Hey Green Wave Girl, I'm almost 100% sure that Tom Colicchio is openly gay. You can count him out of this blind.

    ReplyDelete
  42. @gauchogirl: Tom is married to a woman so I don't think he's openly gay.

    ReplyDelete
  43. Coming in late, but Mario Batalli strikes me as a wild fellow, particularly haveing read about his free wheeling days in Italy when he was first learning the craft. Second guess would be Flay.

    ReplyDelete
  44. Coke was rampant in every restaurant I'd ever worked in. It was how the entire staff kept the pace up.

    ReplyDelete
  45. But Bobby's wife is a kinda popular actress so wouldn't that have been mentioned? Maybe I'm just too much of an SVU fan

    ReplyDelete
  46. But Bobby's wife is a kinda popular actress so wouldn't that have been mentioned? Maybe I'm just too much of an SVU fan

    ReplyDelete
  47. My boyfreind knows bourdain, And he has cheated on his ex wife nancy and his new wife as well. How does a guy with brown teeth like that do it?

    ReplyDelete