Thursday, June 04, 2009
Today's Blind Items
This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, "None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to f**k me."
David Caruso
ReplyDeletematt le blanc
ReplyDeleteI was gonna go with either of the Matthews from Friends. But moreso Matthew Perry because he was in a few hit movies with Bruce Willis but has done practically nothing since then.
ReplyDeleteThe only movie I can think of for LeBlanc was the one with the baseball-playing monkey.
LMAO at maggiemei's guess
ReplyDeletei can totally picture Caruso doing that and he did roll the dice after NYPD Blue and came up empty as Enty stated.
i really like that guess. Nice one.
Matt Le Blanc for sure.
ReplyDeletei'm whit Matt Le blanc team
ReplyDeleteHasn't Caruso rebounded with CSI: Miami though? The blind says the actor barely works. I wouldn't call being the lead on a network hit (even if he JUST left the show) "barely working."
ReplyDeletei actually think it's funny. girls in LA are such star fucking whores (well not all of them, I live in LA and am def not one of those types). what kind of women really would get naked just to fuck some celeb that isn't even a big deal anymore? even if he was brad pitt what kind of person would humiliate themselves? i just don't get it. i'm not trying to be mean to these women but what did daddy do to you to have no self respect?
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of tramps. They so deserved that diss. Absolutely hilarious. I can't stand starf***ers.
ReplyDeleteAlthough this sounds like David Caruso, it can't be him because the blind says he barely works. DC is the lead on CSI Miami.
ReplyDeleteAnd those women are just pathetic.
littlemanwhatnow.....wise minds think alike!
ReplyDeletei want this to be caruso but i think the le blanc guess is better because of the 'barely working' part.
ReplyDeletecaruso crawled back on his knees after flopping in films and got a gig, at least.
That is fucking hilarious. Whoever this is I would like to shake his hand (while wearing a glove of course).
ReplyDelete@littlemanwhatnow: Um, did you never watch Flavor of Love or Rock of Love? These people (cause it ain't just women) have no self-esteem and humiliation is nothing new to them.
ReplyDeleteI would say Matt Le Blanc, but is he even C-list? Caruso sounds better.
All of the Friends actors were A list when the show was on.
ReplyDeleteDavid Caruso's still on the show. Not him. Ew, seriously, who would want to bang him? That's beyond ick nast. *cringes*
ReplyDeleteMatt LeBlanc makes sense. Hasn't done much since the spin off, but when did he roll the dice not too long ago? Lost in Space was 11 years ago, and that seems to be the only decent attempt to be A list, but end up in as fail.
Is there any other star (besides Caruso, whose CSI Miami role seems to lock him out of this) who left a series at a very high point to do movies?
ReplyDeleteClooney, of course, but who didn't have Clooney's post-ER career (besides Caruso post-NYPD Blue)?
I think the Friends-sters are good guesses (I can believe LeBlanc in particular), other than the fact that they all left the show together/agreed to end it.
Mark-Paul Gosselar (sp?)
ReplyDeleteIsabel - Right on the nail. That's the only reason why multiple women would throw themselves at a washed up celebrity who resembles a rat.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm.... This is one of my favorite blind items ever. Enty is on a roll today. All of his posts have been hilarious, I love it!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, David Caruso is a great guess, BUT, he's currently working. My guess is Matthew Perry. I think ever since The whole nine yards fiasco and that movie with Selma Hayek, it has been downhill for him. I think it's him, because he does barely work, (he was barely in that 17 again movie) and Matt LeBlank has virtually done No Work. Oh and what he did to those girls was hilarious. They deserved it! I mean, how low can you go? Obviously for these girls, you could never be too low to score with a anybody from hollywood...
This smells like Matt LeBlanc who according to a friend of mine in the sex business also has a penchant for Trannies.
ReplyDeleteCaruso's working steadily, so it can't be him. Just checked imdb, Matt is single so more likely him. That being said, this could be a lot of guys.
ReplyDeleteZack from Saved by the Bell is actually working now. He's on Raising the Bar.
ReplyDeleteThe "rolling the dice" part was Le Blanc attempting to lead a sitcom spin-off, at which he failed miserably. None of the "Friends" cast could have pulled that off, IMO.
ReplyDeleteWilmer Valderrama
ReplyDeleteKarmen, thank you.
ReplyDeleteThen I guess Mario Lopez.
For some reason, the Saved By The Bell guys are just in my head.
How about Jimmy Smits?
ReplyDeletei don't agree everyone on 'friends'was A list when it was on. le blanc was never more than B list, even on that show, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteMark Paul Gossellar has a TNT Series so I say NO to him. As much I hate David Carusso he is working. I like any of the three guys from Friends.
ReplyDeleteI hate women like that. What stupid F***ers!
I'd LOVE if this was Caruso!! I hate that bastard!!!
ReplyDeleteI doubt it's anyone from friends, mostly because a mass amount of people guess the cast of friends for EVERY blind about a male who did mostly t.v.
They can't be the answer to all of em! I'd say it's probably someone who "rolled the dice for A list" translation in jungle-speak to "acted in a movie about gambling but it flopped". Mostly t.v? James Caan has done lots of movies, or i'd say him. He was on that show las vegas from 2003- 2008(on a hit show for several years).
Hmmm
Mayve someone from the csi cast? George Eads?
James Caan a C-List TV actor? No way. Not when you've got The Godfather on your resume.
ReplyDeleteIsabel and Ice Angel
ReplyDeleteyay! it's true though about these reality tv whores too, it's just unreal.
i saw this one mtv reality trash competing for some rappers affection and these two dumb bitches got in a fight. the one told her that her mother was a whore and the other said my mom died and then the other proceeded to laugh and say, "well good she is dead, fuck your dead mother." and the other one started to cry. it chilled me to the bone how horrid these people are to each other (and a bit mad at myself for watching it)
there is no real tact and class anymore. and maybe there never was but at least people were more discreet about it.
@It's just me!
ReplyDeleteThat is what I was about to say. He tried to be the single lead and the show sucked.
Hehe, checking IMDB I was startled to see that he was in the Charlies Angels movies, big presence there...
Oh, and James Caan has had steady work since 1971.
ReplyDeleteLots of award nominations with a few of wins.
Imediately thought of Matt LeBlanc as well.
ReplyDeleteDoes having no credits since 2006 (w/failure of "Joey") count as hardly working?
I think he'd be C List just based on being Joey Tribbiani for 10 years.
@ Cecilia - Can't say I blame you for having them on your mind. Zack will always be in my heart as one of my first TV crushes. Mario Lopez is just proof that cute boys with dimples are the biggest douchebags EVER! Me? Bitter? Naah.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Matt LeBlanc, even before I read the other comments. Just because of the "making a play for A list" thing, I thought of the show Joey, which, I guess if it had taken off (and been any good at all) he would have been the major star and had his own show and that could conceivably have made him A list.
ReplyDeleteooooooooooh....am liking the mario lopez guess. *jumps on train*
ReplyDeleteMatt leBlanc
ReplyDeleteDid really try it:
98 Lost in Space
98 Looking italian
2000 Charlie´s Angels 1
2001 All the Queens Men
2003 Charlie´s Angels 2
Then the fast roll downhill: Joey
also a "fast roll downhill": he got reeeally fat.
REALLY hope this isn't Matthew Perry~ the Cahndler character was my alltime favorite.
ReplyDeleteThat said, I have heard rumours that he may be what we call a "Summer's Eve".
:(((((((((
Not Caruso. I think it is Matt LeBlanc too. Sounds like a douchebag, but isn't he also gay, which means he wouldn't take any of the girls home with him.
ReplyDeleteI found him: http://imgur.com/5fr85.gif
ReplyDelete/sorry
What about Noah Wyle? He seems like too nice of a guy, but who knows...
ReplyDeleteHe's been in movies, but what is he up pto nowadays?
(IMDB is blocked at my office...how tragic is that?)
new guess - Benjamin Bratt?
ReplyDeleteHe is married (I would think Enty would mention that) and works somewhat, but nothing huge IMO - and didn't he leave L&O to pursue a big film career?
Also Stephen~ Jimmy Smits was recently on "Dexter"~ one of the best roles I ever saw him play, so hopefully not.
ReplyDeleteEhhhhh...I don't know about Mario Lopez taking any big gambles after Saved By the Bell, and he does work a lot more consistently than others (A Chorus Line on Broadway, most recently). Elizabeth Berkeley wins the epic fail award for trying to jump to A-List after SBTB, though.
ReplyDeleterobert that's wicked!
ReplyDeletelove Busey!!!
Benjamin Bratt has also had steady work for a while.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Robert, I don't know if I should thank you or curse you for that gif.
ReplyDeleteugh - why are some girls so desperate?!?
ReplyDeleteI'm making that gif my wallpaper.
ReplyDeleteMissjenny619 - Your work really blocks IMDb? Are you serious? That made me die a little inside for you.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Perry is dating Elizabeth Reeser from Twilight. Hopefully, he is not one of those scumbag cheaters.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Michael Vartan?
ReplyDeleteScott Baio?
ReplyDeleteIt's not the Friends guys. In a 2008 BI reveal (the 10 year blood donor), Matt LeBlanc was listed as a former A list television actor.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooooo....Michael Vartan is in back to back movies right now. I love him.
ReplyDeleteHow about Jesse Metcalf
ReplyDeleteWhat an asshole whoever the guy is and the women what a bunch of stupid sluts.
ReplyDeletelet me explain: he was in some tweener movie (s) and was hot on that DH show, until he left. C-List might be pushing it, but he is jobless and is known to be an uber-douche...
ReplyDeleteWhat about Tim Allen?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Scott Baio...how about Anson Williams?
ReplyDeleteoh wait. Jesse Metcalf was only B List in his dreams. nevermind.
ReplyDeleteGreat Busey gif....love it!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised with all the Friends guesses, no one has mentioned Schwimmer.
Anyway, I agree that they were ALL A-list...a million dollars an episode certainly qualifies.
What about Eriq LaSalle? What has he done? He always seemed pretty full of himself.
How about Jacob Pitts? He was in that gambling movie "21" [hence the 'decided to roll the dice' clue] and has been doing nothing since...
ReplyDeleteJust to be different.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Edwards.
I know who it is...a total dick.
ReplyDeleteAnthony Edwards has done quite a bit of movies. Enty says this guy does 90% TV.
ReplyDeletewhy did i have mario lopez in my head the entire time?
ReplyDeleteTHIS MAKES ME ASHAMED FOR MY SEX...HOW CAN ANYONE THINK SO LITTLE OF THEMSELVES...?
ReplyDeleteOoooh, Eriq LaSalle is a good one...
ReplyDeleteDidn't we hear something about him being an ass? Something about a huge ego.
Sh*t, they ALL have huge egos though.
Matt LeBlanc
ReplyDeletea) lives a quiet life and doesn't go clubbing.
b) already WAS A-list for awhile on Friends. Never went for much beyond "Joey" and is happy living off residuals and not working. Never "pulled a Caruso" trying to become a big movie star.
c) has been dogged by gay rumors for a long time.
This item is NOT LeBlanc.
And Caruso? ICK. I would be celibate for the rest of my life, that's how much I would SO not f*ck that hideous thing.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Handy Manny
ReplyDeleteDoesn't anyone think this might be Wilmer?
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Rob Morrow for some reason....
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm thinking younger than the usual guesses. Wilmer Valderrama or Adam Brody.
ReplyDeleteWhile is does sound like something Wilmer would do, how did he ever make a play for the A list? Is Topher Grace a possibility? I kind of love him, so I hope not. But I thought after Traffic he'd transition easily to movie stardom - and he really hasn't. I haven't seen him in anything since that Spiderman 3 bollocks.
ReplyDeleteI agree that this is not a Friends cast member. Enty has referred to them as being A list while on the show. Also, taking the lead role on a show when you don't have a job isn't really a gamble. Right? It may have stunk, but its not like he gave up anything good to get there. (besides a little integrity)
ReplyDeleteAs for who it really is... I don't know!
Lorelie8 -- love the Wilmer guess!
ReplyDeleteCMM came to my mind since he just left OTH.
This is so totally Wilmer Valderrama
ReplyDeleteNone of the Friends actors left the show to try their luck, the show ran its course. And while that show was running, they were all A-list.
ReplyDeleteI want to say David Duchovny. I hope not because I'll always love Fox Mulder but he did leave when the show was big and didn't do much. The only reasons I think it might not be him is Californication and a sex addict would've taken all four girls home.
@MACKENZIE- yes, i'd definitely agree younger. while many starf*ckers would happily f*ck just about any famous guy, many i've seen would only do something that publicly shameless and exhibitionist if the "star" were younger and "hotter" looking vs an older actor whose star faded a long time ago.
ReplyDeletewith that line of reasoning, my vote is for Jesse Metcalfe - his "jump" being that hideous looking teen movie after DH...about killing his character? see, such an epic fail i don't even remember the name.
on a sidenote, my friends were all over how hot he was (height of DH days), then one night we see him in hollywood, completely devouring what i affectionately call a 'danger-dog' (i.e. bacon wrapped hot dog that are sold on the sidewalks of hwood after the clubs let out)...let's just say my friends no longer thought he was so cute afterward.
ok ok... tim allen.
ReplyDeleteRobert Isler
ReplyDeleteYou know, A.J. from The Soprano's.
"big hit" show
although, i could easily see this being Wilmer Valderrama too. there is a post on Lainey from Tuesday that describes how low he's gone in order to make $$: http://laineygossip.com/Wilmer_Valderrama_in_Vegas_posing_next_to_a_stuffed_doll_because_he_is_celebrity_poor_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
ReplyDeletehe went from dating starlets (at the time) such as Mandy Moore and Lindsay Lohan to....vegas parting with a life-size cartoon guy of Handy Man? Hmm...now that i think of it, i switch my vote to him! I can easily see 4 skanky wh*res at a vegas club doing this and it being "very packed/crowded" as Enty describes...
Wilmer, for sure.
ReplyDeleteYou're all wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's Tom Bosley!
(He paid me to say that LOL)
Karmen, your Bret Michaels/rat comparison was enough to make me laugh and out loud and share with my husband.
ReplyDeleteWilmer.
ReplyDeleteHow about David Spade?
ReplyDeletewhat about gary dourdan (warrick brown) from CSI? he's got a rep for being pretty douchey, CSI is set in vegas (roll the dice) and according to imdb, he's attempted two movies (that look pretty crappy, imho) since his character died on csi.
ReplyDeleteprobably unlikely, but he's the first one that came to mind...
my first, tragic, thought was Matt Perry, and I cry a little when I say that. I love, love, love him. For absolutely no good reason. I even liked Fools Rush In! Despite the really bad dialog.
ReplyDeleteHowever, you've all convinced me that it's not my Matty. Thank god.
So, David Caruso? Can you imagine any four girls wanting him? Please. Only in his clearly warped imaginary world. Way serious ick factor there. Skin crawling as I even consider it. Eek.
Even though concensus seems to be not the Friends guys (I agree that LeBlanc is probably tranny-friendly), it wouldn't shock me for this to be Ross. David Schwimmer made a play for film, didn't work, he hasn't done a whole lot recently, and he seems like he has an egoist arrogant side. Comes from not being particularly good looking.
I vote Schwimmer.
All the "Dice' hints made ,e think Andrew Dice Clay...but I didn't really read th erest of the blind.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure Matt LeBlanc is gay.
ReplyDeleteI like the Caruso guess.
P.S. What kind of pathetic bimbo would get naked on a table to get busy with a has-been? Dignity, ladies!
@kittenkeane: "Summer's Eve". I just spit a little coffee out when I read that. Awesomeness!
ReplyDeleteDavid Schwimmer hasn't done much since Friends. He's done some voice over and 1 episode of 30 Rock. I can totally see him doing this.
ReplyDeleteI think David Schwimmer thought he was going to be a big deal after Friends.
ms snarky, I first thought Matthew Perry too! And I like him and guiltily liked Fools Rush In. I hope it's not him too.
ReplyDeleteIm going to agree with all those who say the Friends cast are out of bounds here. They are so A-list, and have all been referred to as such in more than one blind!
ReplyDeleteJesse Metcalfe for sure. He was photographed in front of Madame Royale just the other day.
ReplyDeleteI need to know who this is, so I can pay proper tribute - throw parades, build statues, possibly even erect a cathedral dedicated to his worship.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking what you were thinking Chris H - Topher Grace. He did a few movies after "That 70's Show" with some big name stars, but then disappeared.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Gale Harold as well. Caruso works on CSI so it can't be him.
ReplyDeleteLeBlanc.
ReplyDeleteI think it's Wilmer. He had his own show on MTV for awhile - something with Yo Mama jokes - so maybe that was his attempt to become A list (although pretty pathetic).
ReplyDeleteAnd if he is the voice of HAndy Manny then he is barely working because he is only working his voice, not his acting skills.
My first thought was Noah Wyle.
ReplyDeleteDavid Schwimmer has been successful with directing projects after friends...
David Spade
ReplyDeleteHmm...another guess...Zack Braff?
ReplyDeleteHoly Guac! Enty said that absolutely all of our ANSWERS ARE WRONG! Let's get going on this again!
ReplyDeleteFrench Stewart from 3rd Rock.
ReplyDeleteEwww...who would fight over f-ing French Stewart???
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing this must be someone attractive, at the very least.
the james vanderbeek(sp?) guy from dawson's creek
ReplyDeleteIt's David Faustino
ReplyDeleteJason Alexander?
ReplyDeleteHe was on Seinfeld all those years and also was on Celebrity Poker!
(ok, I got nothing. just really bored at work waiting for 5pm)
Someone mentioned Topher Grace, but did anyone guess him? 2 spots in Ocean movies (poker scene ala "rolling the dice"). Late to the game guess
ReplyDeleteYikes! Entourage is what immediately came to mind and the only thing that came -- aside from the fact that almost any of the guys from the show could be the blind. I can't believe no one's guessed even one of those guys yet.
ReplyDeleteMichael Richards
ReplyDeleteGale Harold? WTF? He doesn't have a reputation for acting like that, at all.
ReplyDeleteROB LOWE, He left the West Wing and then took that show about being a Dr in a Las Vegas Hotel!
ReplyDeleteI like the Rob Lowe guess, but he's working on that Brother/Sister show. Right? This is frustrating! I wanna get this cuz it doesn't seem like it should be that difficult!
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