Friday, June 19, 2009

Ted C Blind Item

Remember meeting Dommy-Do-Rightly a couple of weeks ago? The Hollywood wannabe princess who definitely thinks her sh-t don't stank?

Well, Dommy dearest just doesn't know how to keep her indiscretions all that quiet. Which, of course, we love.

The TV, and attempted big-screen, queen has been in one fairly high-profile relaysh and is definitely no stranger to the dating scene—despite her youngish age. Well, it turns out she's much more experienced than any of you would have guessed.

Think you know what we mean?

DDR is a freak in the sheets! Her lap-dancin', powder-inhalin' party ways were just the beginning, kids, 'cause we just got sex-smelly wind of a crazyass threesome DDR recently had overseas. After splitting with her boyfriend, Dommy got her skank on during one of her save-the-world efforts. And we're talking about a totally kinky ménage à trois!

One stud, one gal and Ms. Rightly doing the horizontal mambo all drunken night long! Oh love it, she's into girls, too—don't tell Carrie Prejean! (Anything that reeks of being gay sends that bitch over the edge, as you know.)

Seriously, looking at little miss blondie, you would never think she had it in her—we don't know whether to be impressed or disturbed. Most likely the latter, because despite D's efforts to the contrary, publicly, Ms. D.-R. just lacks total sex appeal in our very biased minds.

And It Ain't:

Anna Paquin, Lauren Conrad, AnnaLynne McCord


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  2. Oh, agreed.

    Hayden, ftw.

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  3. Aw Hayden P. fo sho!

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  4. i wanna jump on the hayden train...but is it just a little too easy? ted is so damn convoluted.

    *headdesk*

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  5. So, as someone asked on Facebook, is this just common knowledge now, or did Ted steal this from you, Enty? :)

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  6. @Pookie: Don't worry about it being too easy. We deserve a freebie for all those confusing B.I.'s! I'm on the Hayden P. train and I'm laughing maniacally!

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  7. Ted seems really open with this one. Must have a pretty good source (or the same source as Enty).
    Anyway, we've all seen the boating pics from Cannes....with those two older skanky types. Ent's blind about them was really transparent too.
    HP is a mess, apparently.

    Ted even refers to her as 'blondie.'

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  8. I can NEVER follow a Ted blind, but I'm pretty sure this is Hayden.

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  9. i finally got one, hayden!!!

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  10. 'save the world' clenches it. it's HP.

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  11. Anonymous9:45 AM

    I'm with everyone else on the Hayden P guess. Presuming that's right, does ANYONE have a theory as to how Ted came up with that name?? Those almost ALWAYS leave me scratching my head.

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  12. This so totally Hayden. I saw her the other day at a bar, and it's true, you'd never think she was such a mess.

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  13. Adds voice to the chorus for Hayden P.

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  14. Not even a blind. More of a near-sighted item, at best.

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  15. Wait...I thought Hayden P right away, but then I read this...

    "...just lacks total sex appeal in our very biased minds."

    HP doesnt' lack sex appeal! She's quite a sexy minx! Look at the And It Ain'ts...these girls aren't nearly as sexy as HP. I'm thinking someone who looks a little more "girl next door"ish.

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  16. Bleh, Hayden P. isn't sexy at all! She looks stumpy and her hair is weird. Or maybe it's her forehead that is weird, I can't tell.

    This is definitely the Cannes blind, maybe round two.

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  17. Hayden has such a weird little face. Without the makeup and hair and styling, she'd be pretty heinous.

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  18. AnnMarie - yes!

    I never get the name thing. They're supposed, as far as I know, to be somehow related to the real name, but I don't think they bear any relation.

    And my guess was Hayden.

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  19. This is stupid. Ted ripped this from Enty.

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  20. Hayden. She needs intervention, stat.

    Enty, why am I having trouble getting here for the last few days? Periodically, Internet Explorer just can't find you on my usual link, and Firefox says I'm about to be redirected. Have you moved or something?

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  21. @Terrance-agreed. Also agree that this is Hayden P. As for whoever said she doesn't lack sex appeal..well, let's just agree to disagree. I can highlight a few of her less than perfect attributes, but she will perpetually look like a cross between a munchkin/child, due to her short stocky build and large head-to-body ratio. Also, her one high-profile relaysh (as Ted so eloquently puts it) is with her 30+ co-star Milo. Anyone recall the link to ONTD that was provided, which showed her on the boat with the 2 skanky looking women and bruises all-over?

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  22. Going to Cannes isn't a "save the world effort"...yes, she's into saving whales, but this says it happened "during one of her save the world efforts"..

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  23. I have a promoter friend who has partied with Hayden P a few times. He is a classic promoter whore, but the ladies love him and he's had more than a fling or two with D level celebrities.

    I asked him if he hooked up with Hayden and his response was "nah man, I don't have a midget fetish". She's not attractive.

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  24. Ted reads this column?

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  25. Everyone is saying Hayden P...
    Sounds right, but what about Brooke Hogan? :P Except I don't think she's an "attempted big screen" hollywood princess...

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  26. i didn't take the 'save the world' reference literally--it's a CLUE and a dead giveaway. that's all.

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  27. @Jen-quick google search came up with this headline: "Miracle Africa International Fundraiser in Cannes" Apparently Kylie Minogue performed a special concert during Cannes for the above charity. Sounds about right

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  28. @Jen-quick google search came up with this headline: "Miracle Africa International Fundraiser in Cannes" Apparently Kylie Minogue performed a special concert during Cannes for the above charity. Sounds about right

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  29. I believe we already know this is Hayden P., Ted, ya big dork. Duh! He needs to give us some real dirt that perhaps our beloved Enty hasn't beaten him to.

    *unless I'm wrong and it's not HP*

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  30. Dunno why this is a big deal. College girls her age are doing this kinda stuff daily.

    /went to college a bit too early

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  31. ...and when I was 20-ish I was hell on wheels too, and found myself in some similar sitches, so hey...rock on little girl!

    Just watch the diseases, which thank Jah I never got. Whew!

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  32. so so so so so HAYDEN

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  33. I though the previous post on this blind was a Ted C cut and paste,not enty?
    I remember everyone talking about how confusing Ted C's are....and he nicknamed her Dommy Do Rightly,b/c of the 'dominatrix' thing...
    Of course,I did not go back and search this blog to double check,but I seem to recall reading about this.
    not kylie minogue-is she a tv star and wannabe movie star?
    it's HP;so obvious.

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  34. yup, hayden.
    she has a classic gymnast's build, only too thick. and whose to say that staying in gymnastics would have been healthier?

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  35. Ted C is so hung up on getting hits for Twi-crap that he's falling behind on all his other gossip.

    In the first blind, a couple weeks back, Ted named her "Dominique Do-Rightly" and I think the Dominique part was supposed to point to a French-sounding/looking name, like Panettierre. I don't know if that last name is of French or Italian origin, but at first glance I would assume it was French. "Dommy" was a nickname of a nickname, and I think the bdsm indication was totally coincidental. I think Ted uses a combination of similar syllables and outright clues. "Death-mint Myrtle" was Teri Hatcher, Myrtle pointing to Wisteria Lane. "Morgan Mayhem"=Lindsay Lohan (Lohan's middle name is Morgan). Fake-a-la Ferocity=Angelina Jolie.

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  37. Save the cheerleader, save the world.

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  38. I think all you HP guessers hit the BI jackpot.

    For some inexplicable reason, this one really depresses me. "Really" being relative to all other BIs.

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  39. "Young-ish" would seem to indicate someone older than 19, don't you think? Nineteen is flat-out YOUNG. Unless Ted doesn't know that Hayden is 19, I think she's wrong for this item.

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  40. @BinkyM-I think young-ish can definitely refer to her age (she is definitely young) but the fact that she acts proper and older than her peers (and obviously has been known to date older). That's just my take

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  41. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I don't think a mesage a trois is that kink. I've never done one but .... and I live in the 'burbs in the middle of the country. I think I am officially jaded.

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  42. Christine, I don't think you're jaded. I think threesomes are very common, even in middle America, people just don't talk about it much.

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  43. every one won on this BI:she's always Hayden!

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  44. Shall i even bother to say Hayden? Cos it's totally her.

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  45. Also, she's into threesomes? big deal. Who isn't at one time or another? Also she's young and experimenting. Same goes with drugs. But you can't explain away the shitty attitude and bitchiness. That's just who she is, it's genetic.

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  46. Save the cheerleader, save the world.
    I loved her as Sara on One Life To Live. It's so sad that she was so adorable and talented as a child actress, and now she's just a mess.

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  47. But who's 'Carrie Prejean! (Anything that reeks of being gay sends that bitch over the edge, as you know.)'

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  48. Carrie Prejean is the Miss. California that got dethroned.

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