Ted C. Blind Item
The funny thing about the uproar over whether or not Robsten exists (they "so" do, as sources from Summit have even told us) is this: There's an equally sex-a-licious member of the Twilight team who's making tongues wiggle, wag and gossip in overdrive!
Meet Terry Tush-Trade, who likes both boys and girls. I mean, why limit yourself to just one sex, isn't that every bisexual's mantra? It certainly is that of Triple-T, who's as smooth about hooking up with members of both sexes as Ashley Greene is about finagling photo ops.
One question, though: Does Terry's also-famous partner know about Tush-Trade's predilection for both sexes?
Abso-friggin'-lutely!
That's precisely why they work so well together. See, Terry's other half also likes to swing both ways. Uh, are you getting absolutely dingbat dizzy at this point?
Well, hang on, because it's just begun: Terry, so slim, so hot, so breathtakingly badass, and said partner were brought together in the first place because somebody else who possesses major power in the Twilight franchise also likes to get it on, bisexual-style. And there's even more!
Terry's gotten it on up in Vancouver, and elsewhere, with somebody besides the significant other everybody's always photographing TTT with. And it's created a messy, sticky sitch within the cast. So much so, the upcoming filming of Eclipse is going to make The Hills seem like a Golden Girls rerun.
Cannot wait.
And It Ain't: Dakota Fanning, Elizabeth Reaser, Chris Weitz
I feel as if I've just gotten off a fast spinning merry-go-round! Why can't people just choose a team already?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just go ahead and have an orgy room built on the set?
ReplyDeleteMooshki, that's exactly what I was thinking!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, you put a bunch of moderately attractive teens on a barely supervised set together, of course it's going to turn into FuckFest 2009. I'm glad I know nothing about Twilight, other than what I read here.
Peter Facinelli?
ReplyDeleteHe's married to Jennie Garth....
that's all i got
This had to be Kellan Lutz. He's dating Naomi from 90210 (and Nip/Tuck) and she was seen in a sex shop, so she must be kinky. I can definitely see her going both ways. This blind is too obvious, although I'm not sure who the other star is that introduced the two.
ReplyDeleteOooh I love the Kellan Lutz guess.
ReplyDeleteI bet Stephanie Meyer is the bi powerhouse. Haha. (80% kidding).
ReplyDeleteHere they are with Ashley Green - could she be the third wheel? I wouldn't think so since she was mentioned in the blind, but who knows.
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Who cares??? I'd be willing to bet most of us here are over the age of 15 and do not care about Twilight crap. Tedd really needs to get over it. No one cares!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy don't they just go ahead and have an orgy room built on the set?
ReplyDeleteAnd film it? Now that I'd watch...... ;-) It'd be a dann sight more entertaining than the movie will be.
Note to Ted C. and Lainey: No adult gives a flying fuck about Twilight. Shuddup about it already.
ReplyDeleteI hate these Ted C Blinds. They make my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteDitto Ice angel.....i'm beyond tired of it. Frankly Robert Pattison DOES nothing for me much like Zac Efron.....BORING
ReplyDeletePeter and Jennie have been married for years. I like the Kellan guess.
ReplyDeleteWell said Little MIss...I really don't want to know anything about all these KIDS..
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to be a teenager to like Twilight. I'm 26 and enjoyed the movie so much that I went and bought the books and LOVED them. Maybe you should try it for yourself before you go bashing something you haven't even seen/read?
ReplyDeleteAlthough I agree that Robert Pattinson is not everything everyone tries to make him out to be. He's not even cute to me in most pictures.
Y.A.W.N.
ReplyDeleteWith a capital y-a-w-n.
Just a comment before I am bored to sleep by this terrible movie and its lame cast: OF COURSE Summit wants people to think "Robsten" is real. Their fans are delusional crazies who need them to be because it means they too can one day find their Edwards.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the semi-OT rant, but God I hate Twilight crazies. Just so much.
Good for them.
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this is bubble gum bullshit. who cares? the kids in this franchise will be forgotten soon---not soon enough for me but soon. nobody will remember any of them in a couple of years.
ReplyDeleteKellen. Badass = Emmett
ReplyDeleteUm, okay. Turning over and going back to sleep.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell any of the people from Twilight apart, not the boys, not the girls, not the boys from the girls. It's like a lineup of pasty sullen mannequins.
ReplyDeleteTed C. is going crazy with the Twilight overload. He talks about it all day long, devotes 5 posts a day about this. I read the books, but I'm beyond annoyed about this whole thing.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm the last person in the world who hasn't read/seen Twilight.
ReplyDeleteTaylor Lautner and Selena Gomez although they are prob too young.
ReplyDeleteThere's a good reason Ted talks about Twilight 5 times a day. His posts get several hundred comments every time. A Twi-war raises the number of page-views for E! so they can charge more for ads. Ted will drop Twilight as soon as the fans do.
ReplyDeleteAnonMom, you're not missing much. I read it, was kind into it, but it's lame.
ReplyDeleteThe movie is even worst.
@ califblondy - well said.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a Robsten? :(
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ReplyDeleteAnonMom - if you're last, I'm next to last.
ReplyDeleteAnd am I the only person in the world who thinks Robert Pattinson is scary? Not attractive in any sense of the word. I just don't get what all the fuss is about.
Lisa unoriginal- Robert + Kristen = Robsten.
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the first and third book, but thought the movie was rough. They needed a way bigger budget.
I find Robert Pattison really creepy and icky.
I don't want to be too negative, but I agree with the posters who don't care about Twilight. I would rather hear about Heidi Montag than anyone associated with Twilight. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteI really am sick of Twilight posts from Ted C. He is obsessed, either that or he has figured out that if he keeps feeding fans the info they want to hear - that the two stars are together - he will continue to get hits from that large fan base. Either way, he's alienating people who don't care and are sick of every other post being about this franchise!!!
ReplyDeletewhoever finds pattinson creepy, i'm right there with ya. i do NOT get it and never will.
ReplyDeletei'm very sick of the latest crop---him, efron and crawford. if this is what passes for stars these days, then i'm glad i'm OLD.
Does nobody else find the twilight story line creepy? Edward is an old man ( despite looking 17) and he's madly in love with a 17 year old girl? Also Jacob will one day be with a girl he helped raise? Daddy issues much??? Ick Nast.
ReplyDeleteI think Ted C. posts so much Twilight gossip because he's run out of sources for too much more actual gossip. He does have some decent gossip occassionally, but not like in the old days.
ReplyDeleteIn any case, I don't care enough about that whole scene to even bother guessing.
Rachelle LaFevre for the win. Rachelle dates Jamie Thomas King from the Tudors, which is the famous significant other. Ted twittered that: "Terry Tush-Trade has such big and gorgeous hair by the way" which is DEFINITELY Rachelle with her huge head of red hair that everyone is always commenting over. Again, Rachelle for the win.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, just a guess:
ReplyDeleteTTT - roberT paTTinson
Anybody with me on that one?