Tameka Foster Is Alive - Probably
Tameka Foster is apparently alive. Maybe. Divorce papers were filed in Atlanta this morning, but I don't know who did the filing. In Touch has a report about the filing but doesn't actually say who did it. If it is Tameka then presumably she signed them which would indicate she is alive. Not necessarily alive and well, but alive. I know many of you didn't sleep last night wondering how she was doing. Hopefully this can put your mind to rest and tonight you can just worry yourself to death about how Paris Hilton is managing to cope without her future husband Doug Reinhardt by her side and if she gave Ronaldo the gift that keeps on giving last night when they hooked up after he spent over $20,000 on booze. I'm still not sure that would be enough to keep him from hating himself for eternity when he wakes up next to her. Shudder.
Isn't this story the answer to a somewhat recent BI? I don't recall all the details, but the one about the couple with a new baby living separte lives? Can anybody help out?
ReplyDeleteCan someone explain to me why anyone - especially someone who could have any girl like Ronaldo - would have sex with Paris Hilton knowing that she has a very contagious STD?
ReplyDelete@Faithy: Because most men think with their penises. That is my answer to almost all guy related questions.
ReplyDeleteshe's alive? ooooh, divorce papers? juuuuuuuuuuuicy. stalk her like the spanish royals, enty. *dying for post-op pics*
ReplyDeleteewww. wonky did ronaldo? nooooooooo...
Ronaldo's in this country for a day and he already hooked up with Paris...ick.
ReplyDeleteIf I drank a 12 pack of beer a day every day, it would take me 5 1/2 years to drink $20,000 worth of Budweiser. And I still wouldn't feel as bad as any guy must feel after hooking up with Parasite.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't she just keep her vagina closed for ONE DAY??
ReplyDeleteI would like to know what exactly Tameka had done in Brazil and why she hasn't put her face out there.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Spearhead or Superhead whatever her nickname is said that Usher is into guys.
Ronaldo doing the Parasite. See a doctor quick before it spreads LOLOL.
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ReplyDeleteI think what happened is very simple. Mama didn't like Tameka at all, and she finnaly convinced son to ditch her.
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as Paris is concerned, how does she keep being able to hook up with these guys??? She's skinny, no ass or tits, no personality. She makes me think of a bowl of oatmeal. Bland.
rocketqueen - you made me chuckle.
ReplyDeletesneaky how ent included the paris news in there.
life is so interesting. last night i was in bed admiring photos of ronaldo's gorgeous legs, while he was out getting an std.
ReplyDeleteTo whole_lotto _luv -
ReplyDeleteMost inspired nickname of the summer... Parasite.
FANTASTIC. Thank you!
Ronaldo? why????
ReplyDeletejk
He's too pretty for me anyways.
I like em' trashy like London on Daisy of Love...dirty punk rockers yum!!
He must not fear what he already has or maybe he is immune (to herp, not stupid).
ReplyDeleteRocket, she's like 7/11, always open for bidness.
ReplyDeleteoooh snap, from now on I declare we call Paris 7/11. no?
fine just me then.
Jax-I'd prefer not 7/11 only because that's my birthday. I don't want my b-day associated with Paris! :P
ReplyDeleteTameka has been labled a gold digger just because she already had 3 kids, was older than him and was busted for welfare fraud.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmmm, Now she will get spousal and child support from Usher for these 2kids...
Robert I totally agree ronaldo probably already had the herp.
ReplyDeleteI thought Ronaldo was Gay? I know Paris thinks she's hot, but I don't think he'd turn for that. They might have had drinks together, but I seriously doubt there was any STD exchange.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Paris pays them?
ReplyDeleteTwo thoughts: Wouldn't it be an intersting turn of events if Tameka turned out to have had a sex-change op or was in the process? Could give reason to why there have been nary a photo of her for a looong time. Secondly, I don't know much of this Ronaldo-character, other than what I've seen mentioned by Enty, but I gather he's rather a player regardless of which team he plays for, and my first thought was, "Wouldn't he probably already have a gift(s) to pass along to someone himself by now?"
ReplyDeletedidn't paris buy herself some titties? i thought she did. too bad she can't have a brain and soul implant.
ReplyDeleteWell I guess he has just had an offer for 131 million bucks to switch to a new football ( american soccer ) team ( Real Madrid yay! ) so perhaps he has more game than I previously thought ?? oO
ReplyDeleteTinselSass,
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, but I didn't coin "Parasite." I'm sure I picked that up on a gossip site, maybe even here.
Look at it this way folks. It took $20,000 in "beer" goggles to make Paris look good to him.
ReplyDeleteFor what this is worth...
ReplyDeleteI met them years ago at a Saks in Atlanta (when she was still his stylist). I remember looking at her and wondering if she was a guy or a girl. So, when I heard about the rumors thing, I thought...hmmmm??? Could it be that she is a man disguised as a woman? Perhaps she was having gender surgery? I had heard that her pregnancy had varying degrees of "outthereness" for lack of a better word. People that saw her up close. Speculation ranged from them having had a surrogate, working on making her look like a woman (all the way) and something went wrong? I don't know that I believe that. I have heard a very "loud" rumor here in Miami (where he frequents). I had heard distinctly that he is flirtatious with men. She really wanted to keep him and so she was assigning some crucial male-type characteristics to "keep up with him", as it were! Take your pick! It is INTERESTING that no pictures of her have surfaced, no? It didn't seem he even knew what she was up to either, and in ANOTHER country?