Why does all the crazy stuff happen in the Bahamas? It must be the Caribbean sun. This is why I always advise to stay inside and watching television. Nothing bad can happen. Oh, sure the sun blinds you when you step outside, but at least that pain goes away after a few minutes.
In the latest example of Bahamian craziness, Robbie Williams is being questioned as an eyewitness, and NOT a suspect in a robbery that involves Robbie. Maybe. It is all a little suspicious to me. Here is what happened.
There are some paps on the island and they were following Robbie and his friends. The paps got some pictures of Robbie probably smoking a joint while sitting on a jet ski. It could have been a handmade cigarette also because you know it can be tough to find manufactured cigarettes in the Bahamas. Ahem. Sorry. Had a cough there.
Anyway, Robbie's friends didn't take kindly to this intrusion. Probably Robbie has some deal with Camel and so can't be seen smoking hand rolled cigarettes. So, the friends beat the crap out of the photographers.
Just a few hours later in what must be one of the most remarkable coincidences of all time, the photographer's beach hut was broken into and awoke to guns being pointed at their heads. The two paps were released unharmed, but the thieves made off with cash, clothes, airline tickets and funny enough all of the camera equipment the paps brought with them.
Now, three men have been arrested for this crime, and the police just want to determine who knew what and when they knew it and if maybe the three men arrested saw the fight or they realized that two paps would have far more money than Robbie and his family or maybe they were just an easy target.
The Bahamas police chief said, "We are in the process of speaking to Robbie Williams. I sent a team of officers from Nassau to the island and I am waiting for them to report back to me. They are going to speak to everybody who would have been party to whatever may or may not have happened on the beach. From the information we get from him we will know exactly where to move with the investigation."
This could be really interesting.
Isn't there a (not a Robbie Williams) song "Blame it on the Alcohol"?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, it would be dumb if Robbie was involved. Seriously, at gunpoint?
I will always have a soft spot in my heart for Robbie because of the Millenium video, and a hard spot somewhere else for the Rock DJ one. :)
DNfromMN, I have that same hard spot. God he's a sexy man to look at.
ReplyDeleteMiranda, I doubt you have the same hard spot I do as I'm a dude. Unless there's something you'd like to share with the rest of the class? :)
ReplyDeleteMiranda, I'll second that.
ReplyDeleteI was trying to be slightly classy, but more accurately my spot for Mr. Williams is wet :)
ReplyDeleteMaybe they caught Robbie showing his true BI colors with one of his mate on camera, so they took matters into their own hands?
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought my friends were fun.
ReplyDeletewhy would he care if he was seen smoking a joint? i don't get it. the bahamas is a really good place to get great pot!
ReplyDeletethese 2 things sure do sound connected. surely he wasn't dumb enough to be one of the guys with a gun.
nancer- because he's been in and out of rehab for years. dude has lots of addiction issues.
ReplyDeletenot my robbie...big fat sad face.
having said that, we know how honest and forthright the Bahamas have been in the past...it could have been a case of him complaining to the hotel about allowing paps on the property and they arranged the whole thing.
ya never know.
thanks, jax. i guess i'm surprised he cares so much.
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