Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Rihanna Has Naked Pictures Of Chris Brown


After initially telling friends that she was going to burn down Chris Brown's house because he released the naked pictures of her, Rihanna instead has decided that she is going to release some naked pictures of Chris and give an interview about what a lousy lover he is. Of course all of this is according to Star Magazine so take it for what it is worth.

The source Star uses says that Rihanna has, "less-than-flattering nude pics of him that she plans on leaking. Rihanna says he’ll be really embarrassed."

I'm guessing that means they will end up making Chris look like Danny Bonaduce who still has the record for least likely to be a man in all the FFF pictures displayed so far.

If she did that, that would be priceless. I must say though that I am getting really tired of Chris and Rihanna and wish they would go away for about a year in Rihanna's case and forever in Chris' case. I have no desire to listen to their music and don't really care what Rihanna is wearing everyday or that she changes clothes four to five times a day just to keep being noticed.

18 comments:

  1. this post makes me feel old.

    at that age i def wasn't into taking/owning naked and intimate pictures of myself and whatever boyfriend-of-the-month.

    wow, just wow.

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  2. Every celebrity either has
    A. Sex tape
    or
    B. Nude pictures somewhear

    You would think they would all know better by now but guess not, this crap is really getting old

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  3. her attorney says that rihanna will be at the trial. i am still crossing my fingers as to her testifying.

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  4. Enty, I think the person who holds the "Least Likely to be a Man" award is the naked wizard that got tazed at Coachella. I had no idea a penis could be so small. I have moles bigger than that thing!
    That said, it wouldn't surprise me if Chris wasn't packing. So few famous men are!

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  5. I'm totally over these two. I had a lot of sympathy for Rihanna at first but then she got back together with the d-bag who smacked her around and now the two of them are playing ridiculously childish games with the media. BOOORING.

    These two should officially become irrelevant. There's no way Chris Brown can make a comeback after what he did (unless he's got magic elves as his PR people) and she's just dumb.

    Sorry, I'm full of vitriol for the stupidity of the human condition today.

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  6. Anonymous10:50 AM

    Pookie, I think that's because when you were their age if you took dirty photos you had to get them developed by someone else. It's a tragedy of the digital age.

    I'll admit that I've taken a picture of myself naked but it never made it off the camera.

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  7. The first sign of trouble, you get together and have a "destroy the naked pix/tape" meeting. If one party is uncooperative, you find a way to steal the pix/tape, or use blackmail, hold their dog hostage, put the scissors to their favorite football jersey, or call their Mama.

    Not that I'd know anything about this kind of thing.

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  8. Why is she threatening him? If she has the pictures and feels the need to expose him just do it otherwise she comes off looking like just another childish attention whore.

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  9. Anonymous11:18 AM

    If she does show up in court I wonder if she will plea the 5th.

    If pictures of naked CB do show up on the web then she will be as low as CB leaking her pictures on the web.

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  10. I wouldn't be surprised at all if Chris Brown has a small ding-ding. But what does that say about her, staying with him after seeing that he had a small ding-ding?

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  11. There were nude pictures of Chris Brown floating around the web a few months ago.
    I can't seem to find them now. But it was like 5 or 6 pictures together with a red background.
    If I recall correctly, he is about the same size as brad pitt.

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  12. Does that record include Carrot Top? Just wondering ........

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  13. I'm really confused over this whole thing. I recall - when we all looked at the pics - there was serious doubt as to whether it was Rihanna in those pics at all (at least the nude ones). If this nonsense is true, does that mean she's admitting they were her? And if so, shouldn't she deny if it can't be proven as her? Either way, I say release 'em, and throw in some fake ones the way he did. Of very, very small men.

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  14. @ Isabel - I STILL think about that Coachella wizard - it haunts me.

    PS - I'll be glad about all this if it just truly means she's done with him and not secretly still with him until all the furor dies down, as has been suggested by some columnists.

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  15. im with you there rocket queen, i just want her to get fed up with him and actually leave for real this time.

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  16. Why on earth after he's beaten and betrayed you by leaking the photos months ago would you come out with his pics NOW? You should have leaked them thru another source a LOOONNG time ago.

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  17. Yeah, because it's Star, who knows if this is true but if true and she did release them, her credibility would really suffer.

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  18. I believe she is sorry about those leaked pics just about as much as Paris and Kim were. She was fully made up in the one face pic, and you really couldn't see much beside her backside and a pierced nipple. Big deal, they looked totally staged for release.

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