The Ridiculous Katie Holmes Story Of The Week
I'm guessing Life & Style have been wanting to use the picture above of Katie Holmes for awhile now and so they came up with a headline that says, "Life & Style exclusive: Katie to dance for America!"
Of course it is exclusive because it is the funniest bunch of crap I have read since the official split of Brangelina. Life & Style says they have discovered the reason Katie keeps going to a dance studio all the time. Want to know what they discovered? Here it is word for word.
"Life & Style has learned exclusively that Katie is in serious talks to make a special performance on Fox's So You Think You Can Dance! "She's met with judge and producer Nigel Lythgoe and everyone hopes she appears on this season or next season of the show," a show insider tells Life & Style. Here's to hoping that all her practice pays off!"
OK, so from the headline it would appear that Katie is going to dance for America and so you would get all excited and maybe if you were at the checkout counter you would buy the magazine because you didn't have time to read the entire article because the people behind you in line are grumbling that you need to start unloading your groceries.
I hate these kinds of stories because it isn't even speculation. It is just people putting together words that appear to say something but actually don't. Katie is in serious talks with who? It doesn't say. Is she in serious talks with Suri? Do they hash this out back and forth every morning while mommy pretends she loves her life?
Katie has met with Nigel. But it doesn't say she has met him in relation to this show or this premise. It just says she has met him. Well, yeah. Didn't Katie go to American Idol? I'm sure she has met Nigel several times over the years. She has also probably met Simon, but it doesn't mean she is going to audition for American Idol now does it?
Everyone hopes she appears on the show this season or next season? Well the reason you said she was rehearsing every day was to be on this show so are you saying that she is going to have to rehearse every day for another year before she will come on? I thought she was in serious talks so why would she wait a year before she goes on the show? You will also notice that they don't actually say she is going to dance on the show. They talk about her dancing and the headline says dancing, but what insiders are really hoping for is that she will make a special appearance on the show. Like the special appearance she made on Idol where she sat in the audience?
