Johnny Depp on top. Do I need to say anything more, or are we all ok with him on top? Take that however you want.
Adrian Grenier tries to sneak the wine out of the picture.
Last year I referred to Amber Heard as Death. She actually looks like she has eaten a few times since then. S now she will be referred to as Purgatory.
Andy Richter and Molly Shannon getting their drink on.
And then Joel McHale stops Andy from drinking and driving.
The looks like oral sex photo of the day. Lets' see. It just tastes better and the word BLOW in huge letters. Hmmmm. Oh, and not to mention all seven inches of meat. Who has the BK ad account because they must have been in a hot box when they came up with this.
Christian Bale takes Sibi absolutely everywhere.
Randomness of the day. Cheech Marin and Brooke Shields.
"Don't you hate ti when people just stare at you while you are exercising?"
Demi Moore heads to the Louvre. I think she wants us all to think she is cultured or something.
Harrison Ford on the set of his new movie screaming at
Rachel McAdams.
Giovanni Ribisi looks like he borrowed Shia's suit from yesterday.
A first time appearance I think for Jesse Johnson.
Kendra Wilkinson is 14 weeks pregnant, but you wouldn't know unless she told you.
Lelle Sobieski looks great.
Random Spanish guy of the day is Miguel Angel Silvestre.
A new hairstyle for Marion Cotillard.
Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
And Reader Photo #4
For being single, Brain Austin Green sure does follow Megan Fox around a lot.
One of the few times I remember seeing Orlando Bloom actually standing with Miranda Kerr.
Reese Witherspoon and Paul Rudd on the set of their movie.
Stephen Dorff looks much younger than the last time I saw him. Botox?
Samantha Ronson, well, just because.
U2 rehearsing in Barcelona.
Vanessa Lemon Jello is looking for a new guy.
The hand makes an appearance and seems to have a foot fetish.
But then when Rosario Dawson shows up it's gone. Where did it go?
Back to it's leader. Mika.
"Lelle Sobieski looks great."
ReplyDeleteHUH?! Oh yeah, it's after noon your time, the drinking has already begun...
Readers, on the other hand, are gorgeous as usual. But damn, #4 makes me want to go swimming so bad.
"Samantha Ronson, well, just because."
Because she kicked LiLo to the curb? :)
LOL at The Hand!
that camilla picture is freaking me out!
ReplyDeleteno leelee does not look great, enty. she looks spooky.
miguel angel silvestre is on telemundo's 'sin cenos no hay paraiso', omg, he's the yum...
wth happened to marion...she was so cute the other day...
great u2 pic!
Amber Heard gets to do a naked sex scene with Johnny in The Rum Diary. Lucky biotch.
ReplyDeleteThat Public Enemies prem last night in LA sounds like it was rough, and Johnny nearly got knocked over by autograph hounds. He looks less than happy in that first pic.
Hey, Random Spanish Guy... Como esta?
ReplyDeleteOMG, that Elton John album in the reader pic gave me the chills. I haven't seen that album cover in a bazillion years.
Is it winter in Leelee-world?
I have had a problem with Burger King ads ever since they started with that big, plastic, headed king. I don't know which ad I hate more... Carl's Jr. with people eating like pigs and it's supposed to be sexy, or some random guy waking up with a king in the bed? Gross.
$6.25 seems like quite a bargain for a...oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteI think the lady behind Demi is laughing at the "cultured" thought, too.
Leelee looks DOMineering, heh heh.
Mika - jazz hands and sparkle. Love it!
WTF is Leelee wearing?? Was she auditioning for a Sci-Fi flick? The pic of Harrison Ford is funny. So is the BK ad ;)
ReplyDeleteI for one, would love more Paul Rudd :) And U2, of course!
Love Mika!
ReplyDeleteOnly Johnny Depp could pull off blue sunglasses.
Ew, Miranda looks like a 14 year old. Creepy.
Brooke has serious Botox forehead. Still gorgeous, though.
I don't get the Adrien Grenier thing at all. He just looks greasy and smelly all the time.
lovely readers! samantha ronson just because she looks like the crypt keeper.
ReplyDeleteReader photos-GREAT! Wish I had access to a pool yesterday...was soo HUMID and HOT-Ick.Nast is an accurate description for Central Cali summer weather. Reader #1-in this pic you really resemble Rachel McAdams to me, who btw I think is gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI think Marion normally looks great-I actually love that dress/shoe combo on her, but that hair is downright matronly...maybe if she had a side part?
Love the jazz hand stuck in the photos.
Don't know Amber Heard or recall anything she's been in, but damn she is a lucky bitch for being able to do a nude scene with Johnny.
Don't hurt me for saying this, but Orlando Bloom is *maybe* starting to reclaim is hotness?? sigh, I was so into him during his LOTR days. For once, Miranda Kerr's face doesn't look off/smushed together.
@Mooshki-agree with you on the fact that Enty MUST be drunk to think Leelee Sobieski is lookin' good...either that or I hope that was sarcasm
BAG and Megan? They both deserve each other.
Kendra: although I can't see myself having children, I can appreciate how good her figure looks for being 16 weeks pregnant!
What's the deal with Sibi then? All I know is that she looks EXACTLY the same in every photo I've ever seen of her. Hair down. Black dress. Smile.
ReplyDeleteMika's looking old for a 20something guy. He does put on a good show.
ReplyDeleteFun group of readers!
And thank you for hot Spanish dude! That's worth my $10 donation right there.
Joel McHale makes me laugh so glad to see him in the photos again.
I laughed at Death-->Purgatory
I thought the BK BLOW ad was a joke on dlisted just now! guess it's real then, huh?
ReplyDeleteFirst the talking Quizno's oven being totally gay for the *sandwich artist* and now this.
Again, my mantra today...Idiocracy is happening.
(nothing against gays--that commercial is just very sexual- sounding)
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ReplyDeletedepp-on top, on the bottom, port, starboard, bow, aft, hell, even in the v-berth, and i HATE the damn v-berth!!
ReplyDeleteseriously, you guys have to read the vanity fair interview (july) w/ depp. very cool.
ribisi is wearing the scio's "big boy" suit!
cheech is never random. he is awesome!
Reader #1 is my babeh sister! She's silly, dorky, smart, and has her head on straight, plus she's my personal, always and forever #1 :-)
ReplyDelete(Love you K!)
If you ever need a lawyer or a psychologist(double major) in a few years, look her up, but you better be innocent!
Orlando Bloom is obviously gay and apparently quite discreet since you never hear him getting involved with porn stars a la Tom Cruise.
ReplyDeleteBrooke's eyebrows were gorgeous 20 years ago. Now they just look "Angry. Very, very angry.....real sad!"
ReplyDelete(don't know what muppet show that is from, but hubby sings it all the time to the angry household teenager)
@Feminine-really? haven't heard that about either Orlando OR Tom (well, about the porn stars anyway).
ReplyDelete@Lisa(original)-pretty and smart, your sister has a great combo!
Love the reader pix :)
ReplyDelete@ Jasmine, she's tall too, and has never given Harrison Ford reason to yell at her :-p
ReplyDeleteReader #1: Very photogenic!
ReplyDeleteI LOVE JOHNNY DEPP!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, Johnny Depp could be on top, on the bottom or in the middle. In fact he could be wherever he wants! Yum, yum.
ReplyDeleteUm, Leelee Sobieski would look good without that ridiculous jacket.
The hand thing was super hilarious.
Johnny and Christian. Oh my.
ReplyDelete@Lisa(original)-ok, now you're just giving me a reason to be a tad bit jealous of your sister! on a good day i clock in at 5'2", with heels though, I'm at least 5'5"-5'6"
ReplyDeleteOnce again, great reader photos. Love them!
ReplyDeleteI think Johnny Depp actually gets better looking every year.
Kendra is really quite tiny. I wouldn't be surprised if the circumference of her waist equals that of my upper thigh.
If that BK ad gets into mainstream media, we're just going a tad too far. I also thought that was a joke.
You made my day first with Johnny Depp & then again with Joel McHale.
ReplyDeleteBAG seems to always be several steps behind Megan Fox. Maybe he is stalking her.
Agree that the photo of Camilla is scary. She's lost so much weight, she looks ill.
ReplyDeleteYes, please, Brook. Do something with those overpowering brows. The 80s were over LONG ago.
Adrian Grenier is Piven with more hair.
ReplyDeleteReader # 3 needs a spanking, I volunteer.
Ok - in my head - I look like reader photo number#1. In real life, not so much. We're both brunette - that's about it. Out yourself, reader#1!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and random Spanish guy can be MY random Spanish guy annnytime he wants...
Brooke needs to consult reader #1 about the eyebrow thing.
ReplyDeleteGorgeous!
Love all the reader pics, but WOW reader #1, you are beautiful!
ReplyDeleteRandom Spanish Guy is really cute.
ReplyDeletePoor Brooke looks like she is wearing one of those Halloween caps that start at the eyebrows. tsk, tsk.
@Reader #1...I'd kill for lips like yours. That is all.
ReplyDeletethank you thank you thank you for the pic of miguel angel silvestre :P
ReplyDeleteI want to take a little bite out of that adorable baby boy in reader picture #4!
ReplyDeleteBurger King seems incapable of coming up with a good commercial.
LeeLee Sobieski, isn't she a dominatrix?
ReplyDeletehi Figgy, thanks for the compliments for my son - he's 2 now and just a doll :) he wishes me good morning every morning and enjoys looking thru CDAN with me every day :)
ReplyDeleteWHO IS THE HAND AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ENTY???
ReplyDeletewas that sanjaya laughing at demi going to the night at the museam movie?
ReplyDeleteBrain Austen Greene? - best typo I've seen in a while...
ReplyDeleteAnd Reader #1 - you have a fan base :-)
FIrst the freaky plastic King character, now a sandwich blow job? Burger King is going off the deep end.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of deep end - Reader #4, is that your mom in the pool with you, or your big sis? (LOL)
Awwww, thank you guys for the lovely comments about Reader #1 (my babeh sister). I doubt she'll out herself since she's a big time lurker! Perhaps she'll actually post something from now on; you never know. :-)
ReplyDeletecelebs may be gorj, but your readers are stunning.
ReplyDeleteOh I LOVE hot random spanish guy pics! I especially love today's guy!!
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