Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Problems With The "Of Love" Shows On VH-1


I noticed today that Cocktail from Ray J's show called "Compete With Other Women To Have Sex With Ray-J And Make Your Parents Proud" shared with the world that she and Ray-J are no longer together. Then, in what must be considered one of the greatest coincidences of all time, VH-1 announced a second season of Ray-J's show. Wow, how fortunate is that for VH-1 and Ray-J? I'm stunned.

I thought for sure that someone named Cocktail could for sure settle down with a player and sex tape trafficker of the caliber of Ray-J. I figured by now they would be married and be about to have a baby. Speaking of babies. Congratulations Kendra Wilkinson!! I guess it turns out it she did get the new boobs I commented on but they were natural enhancements.

Anyway, this is the problem with Have Sex With Bret Michaels, Have Sex With Flava Flav and Have Sex With Ray-J. There is no incentive for any of the male stars to stay with the stripper they pick. If they stay with the stripper then they don't get a second season of the show. They miss out on money and publicity and having sex with women that a Fortune 500 company provides them. If they stay with their chosen person they end up sitting in front of the television and watching some other almost/formerly/semi-kind of famous having sex and getting paid for it. Hey, isn't that prostitution?

They just will not give that up and so no matter how much they pretend and no matter what they say at the end of the season when they pick someone, it is all a lie.

Cocktail admitted as much in what she wrote today. "As for the tour we just did and ‘acting’ like we were together, it comes with the show."

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