Plug Boy Home Alone With The Kids On Father's Day

When is the last time anyone remembers seeing Jon & Kate home together? Yeah, I can't remember the last time either. Yesterday was no exception as Jon Gosselin spent the entirety of Father's Day at home alone with the kids. Unlike Kate though he actually did spend time with all 8 of them at once and didn't appear to be having any help. Where was Kate? According to Jon, he said, "I don't know." If you ask me, and I know you didn't, Kate was probably off somewhere with the bodyguard playing some kind of Father's Day game. I really don't know where I was going with that. I think it was going to be some kind of suggestive joke, but I just keep thinking about Kate's hair and what happens to it when it gets wet.

Anyway, yesterday a steady stream of visitors kept driving by the Gosselin house and people were walking around and Jon was signing photos and talking to everyone. Being the true TLC soldier he is, he refused to answer any questions about his personal life and told everyone to watch the show. I still don't know if the announcement tonight will be a divorce and it isn't going to make me watch it anyway, but it seems pretty clear to me that they are no longer a couple. If you are a couple with kids you don't miss birthdays and Father's Day. I mean you would think she could suck it up and spend some time with Jon just to show the kids that mom and dad can hang out and be civil for them at least.

I am getting tired of them. I actually am starting to miss Octo-Mom. She had the world's attention until Jon & Kate and now she barely even has any paps at all hanging around her house. I think she needs to start dating a Baldwin brother or Paris Hilton and really grab some of those headlines back.