Pete Doherty Turns British Airways Into A Crack House

Everytime I fly the flight attendants always make the announcement that tampering with the smoke detectors in the bathrooms on board is illegal and will subject you to a fine. Apparently Pete Doherty thought, "hey I won't smoke, but they didn't say anything about shooting myself up in the bathroom." Unable to control himself on the very short flight from London to Geneva, Pete decided to get up about half way through the flight and spent the remainder of the flight in the bathroom.

After not answering the knocks at the door by flight attendants, they finally managed to get the door open where they found Pete passed out on a toilet seat with a dirty needle right next to him. The flight attendants then carried Pete back to his economy class seat. Oh, economy. See Pete this is what happens when you break up with your bank. The next thing you know you are flying in coach and shooting up cheap heroin in airplane bathrooms.

Pete was arrested when the plane landed, but instead of deporting Pete, the Swiss thought he was a great guy and decided to just fine him and let him play his concert. Excuse me? Seriously? What do you think would happen to any of us if we did something like that? A fine? They can't be serious. It wasn't pot he was shooting into his veins. Does Pete have dirt on every single judge in Europe? When he was a male escort, who exactly did he sleep with which gives him this immunity form all things unpleasant in the judicial system?

Pete says he has been clean for about a year. I say that if you can't even make it through a fairly quick flight, you have been not clean for quite some time. You don't just decide that the place to start shooting up again is in the bathroom of a plane.