People named Chace Crawford their Sexiest Bachelor. Chace is a good looking guy. I will admit that, but I don't know very many people who would agree with Kneepads that he is the Sexiest Bachelor. Seriously? I will say that for once it wasn't People who was wearing the kneepads. In this case the big kneepad award winner is the publicist of Chace who deserves a big raise and has probably called in very favor for the next five years to make this happen. Having Chace land on the cover of People as the sexiest bachelor is like Lyle Lovett marrying Julia Roberts. It's unexpected.
Again, I am not saying Chace isn't a good looking guy, but can't you think of about 20 bachelors who are sexier? We could play the game all night long, but answer me this. How many of you think George Clooney is sexier than Chace Crawford? Last time I checked, Daniel Craig wasn't married which makes him a bachelor. Is Chace sexier than Daniel Craig? Nathan Fillion? Single.
All People did here is try and get someone under the age of 65 to actually buy their magazine. People under 65 read their magazine, but they don't actually buy it. This is their way of trying to stay relevant without seeming obvious about it which it would have been if they selected Robert Pattinson. Hell, I don't even think Chace is the sexiest guy on the show. I mean Ed Westwick is a big ass, but I bet most of you think he is sexier than Chace right?
Very interesting decision by People. Wrong, but interesting. I do love how they try and really narrow it on the cover as Summer's sexiest bachelor. Like this is going to be some kind of seasonal thing. After they get tired of saying Fall or Winter's sexiest bachelor they can further narrow it by holiday, or hair color or whatever they choose.
Enty, when you point out that Nathan Fillion is single, you do know that you're about to lose half of your readership for the rest of the day, right? ;) Ah, fantasyland!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad I let my People subscription go.
ReplyDeletechace is a cute kid, totally doesn't deserve the "honor", but yayyyy, major high 5 to the publicist! now that's a coup.
ReplyDeletei could spit from where i'm sitting right now and hit a sexier bachelor
ReplyDeleteNever thought this kid was even sexy one bit.
ReplyDeleteNathon Fillion is not single. If he was, I'd be hiring you, my husband would be out the door and I'd be brushing up on my Canadian slang words.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mr Clooney had lifetime ownership of the sexiest bachelor title
ReplyDeleteHe's cute, but has no heat. And yes, Enty, I'd hit Ed Westwick with my club and drag him back to my cave first ANY DAY. I also don't think he's a big ass, but I'd like to show him mine ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad that Rob P didn't make the top 3. I don't get that one, either.
ummm most of the top 10 give off a serious gay vibe......
ReplyDeleteI just don't get the Chace Crawford thing. Doesn't so it for me, but neither does Justin Timberlake. Indifferent.
ReplyDeleteNuh Uh, Cheysu, Nathan is DIVORCED! Yaaaaaay! (*gets inline behind Mooshki). Hey Mooshki, I see he's got a myspace and it appears to really be his since there's 'cellphone myspace' photos of him inside his car, etc. Now if he'd only put in some shirtless photos...
ReplyDeleteLisa, Cheysu etc,
ReplyDeletetry Twitter. That really is Nathan, and he posts pix too. Sadly not shirtless - though he did leave a bowling shirt behind in Amsterdam the other day.... ;-)
Ah - Nathan Fillion. I've loved him since his days on One Life to Live.
ReplyDeleteSorry, lost you at Fillion. Like everyone else.
ReplyDeleteChace is hot, in that 'this my really hot gay friend that i take to events because i am single' kind of way.
Both Chace and Fillion ping my gaydar
ReplyDeleteNice cover, People...a couple fags, a woman beater, a man-becomer and a kid-beater. Niiiiccce.
ReplyDelete(Sorry to the gays--meant no offense)
It's just that People mag sells to mostly women and sells THIS ISSUE in particular to mostly women, so the bachelor shit is just that--complete bullshit.
I'm not into man/boys so I don't get it. I feel the same way about Leonardo Di Caprio. It's like he never progressed beyond the orphan boy on Growing Pains.
ReplyDeletewhat's this kid even done? not that i care.
ReplyDeletehe's 24 and hasn't gotten married yet so he's a 'bachelor?' to me, he's just single. now clooney is a bachelor.
plus, i bet this little twit is gay.
Chace is a nice-looking guy - wears efron's hair better than efron. But Captain Tight-Pants is in a different league and makes chace look like a 3rd grader.
ReplyDeleteChace is cute but he looks like half the abercrombie wearing frat boys I went to college with. Bo-ring. I agree, Kneepads is WAY off on this one. Though I REALLY don't get the Ed Westwick obsession. I think he is hideous. The hottest one on that show is Penn Badgely. And even he's not super high on my hot list.
ReplyDeleteIT WOULD BE NICE IF THE MEN WERE STRAIGHT....
ReplyDeleteI know there are gay rumors about Fillion, but he's definitely into women, and lots of them, so if anything, he's bi.
ReplyDeleteI WAS WALKING HOME FROM WHOLE FOOD AND WHO DO I SEE....? BRADLEY COOPER & OLIVER PLATT...FUNNY CAUSE LAST TIME I SAW OLIVER PLATT IN EXACTLY THE SAME PLACE HE WAS WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
ReplyDeleteSorry; when I look at Chace Crawford, I think of a child and NOT sex. Adam Lambert's sexier than this kid.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the whole Chace thing. I used to like Ed, but then he started dating Vanessa.
ReplyDeleteI think Chace is better than Ed by a looooong shot... and I'll never get the whole Rob P thing. ever.
ReplyDeleteBut I agree with the notion that he's probably gay and really not the hottest bachelor.
Hell, maybe next year Chastity "Chaz" will be on the list. Weirder things have happened.
The hottest bachelor? Oh heck no! Cute I'd give them. Put him on a teen mag and say hottest but he reminds me of all those guys who are perfectly put together and are more in love with their mirror then their date. Blah!
ReplyDeleteNow Nathan? that I'd agree too especially after the sing-a-long blog.
nathan for ten, please.
ReplyDeletebut, yeah, i think clooney holds the championship.
In re: Chace #1
ReplyDeleteNnnnnnnno.