Paris Hilton Ticks Off Dubai
Paris Hilton has managed to tick off the entire population of another country. Not content to just bring misery to the English speaking world, Paris has now focused on the Middle East and making sure they figure out what we have known all along.
Paris somehow convinced some production company in Dubai that what they needed was a Middle Eastern version of her BFF show. When she got into town she was all about loving the Middle East and respecting their culture for sure. Well, one of the things the production company told her explicitly she could not do was to pose in a bikini or be seen in one because they didn't want any trouble airing the show.
So, what did Paris do? Literally three hours after she entered the country she did a photo shoot wearing a bikini. The picture above is from the shoot. They really don't make idiots any bigger than Paris. The only thing that would have been worse is Girls Gone Wild in Dubai.
The only surprising thing about this is that she would risk losing a source of money. Eh, she probably figures the publicity she'll get will be worth much more in the long run. She really is the epitome of "whore," isn't she?
ReplyDeleteIt got her publicity. She currently has a version of the BFF show right now, and no one's watching.
ReplyDeleteDESPERATE....
ReplyDeleteWhen, oh when will she get hers? Her pseudo cousin finally got a little kick from karma - I seriously want to be alive when she gets hers
ReplyDeleteThe only time I would support Dubai throwing someone's ass in jail for such attire debauchery. Throw away the key. Please.
ReplyDeletewhy, why, WHYYYYYYYY do media big wigs keep GIVING her airtime? pls don't tell me she has the ratings that can justify that. eeeeep.
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for Dubai to throw her in jail for violating their drink/drugs/adultery laws. It wont be 4 hours in some Valley holding facility either.
ReplyDeletebits of moxy, are you talking about perez hilton? What happened to him? I can't stand the asswipe.
ReplyDeleteOh man, who didn't see THAT headline coming?
ReplyDeletePerez claims he was beaten up by will.i.am from the Black Eyes Peas in Toronto last night. He Twittered all about it, apparently.
ReplyDeleteParis Hilton is just a gross human being. She keeps talking about how people don't know "the real" her and that her celebrity persona is not her being herself, and also about how she would like to be taken seriously. And then she goes and does shit like this. She is stupid, spoiled, disgusting, and does not deserve a single minute of her fame.
I'm still waiting for that deserted island where we can dump Paris, Perez , Lindsay, Speidi (or as Chelsea Handler likes to call them, Herpes) and all the other useless, vapid idiots that breathe my precious air.
ReplyDeletelilbitsolo -
ReplyDeleteI say we start a fund to buy said island. I'm in for $5.
Is she so stupid. Why, why do people still give her the time of day.
ReplyDeleteHey, that could be the charity we choose if Enty goes over $6500!
ReplyDeleteHaha, Mooshki, if that's what the extra cash will go to, then I will gladly donate my life savings!
ReplyDeleteLOL, Katy!
ReplyDeleteHmm - what is she said she was going to do when she got out of jail?
ReplyDeleteactually in dubai...it is perfectly drink in public and you can wear swimsuits But you can't have sex in public or do anything vulgar like that.
ReplyDeleteI really think she is such a waste of space and Ugly...I don't know how she managed to stay in the public eye for so long.
She is just so pathetic.
Bits of moxy-
ReplyDeleteI'll start the research on that right away. just think, if we tell them it's for a new reality show, I'm sure they'd all sign right up! We just won't mention that they will never ever ever be allowed off again.
Mooshki- excellent idea. Enty, make that happen!
lilbitso -
ReplyDeleteI loove your style of thought!
Uh, are they now going to drain that water?
ReplyDelete**BREAKING NEWS**
ReplyDeleteA new species of CRABS has just been discovered in the waters of Dubai.
Authorities are urging citizens away from the beach, and caution everyone against touching/eating the crabs.
Stay tuned........
As stupid as she is, I hope she brought drugs with her over there or otherwise gets caught with them. Dubai doesn't fuck around when it comes to illegal substances, and I would love to see Wonky try to get out of that one.
ReplyDeleteOkay, she's Paris Hilton, the dumbest of all blondes, the officals in Dubai should've known better than to even let her in their country, so how many lashings will she get? or will her family have to pay the Crown Prince of Dubai as small fortune.
ReplyDeletealso, what is up with her tan?
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