WHICH married Chicago billionaire has a girlfriend in New York and plans for a romantic getaway in Montauk this weekend? Friends say the other woman isn't even attractive.
Oprah really is the only billionaire based in Chicago that most of us outside of Chicago would know about, but I'll go with the casino guy, Bluhm or Blah or Blecch, whatever his name is.
Okay, I live in Chicago and am aware of ANY billionaires living here.
I mean, yeah, there's a lot to like about Chicago. But would you live here if you were a billionaire? Seriously? Have I mentioned that it's June and it's still freakin' butt-chapping cold outside?
Okay, I live in Chicago and am not aware of ANY billionaires living here.
I mean, yeah, there's a lot to like about Chicago. But would you live here if you were a billionaire? Seriously? Have I mentioned that it's June and it's still freakin' butt-chapping cold outside?
This blind is so demeaning. "Friends say the other woman isn't even attractive." Because, of course, only women who are attractive on the outside appeal to men of means. Yup, must be why so many Hollywood stars are happily married forever and ever and the rest of the world putters around in solitude!
I lived in Chicago for ages before I moved out here. We have a few billionaires but they tend to keep a lower profile than the plebe millionaires. My money's on Zell.
Oprah!
ReplyDeleteLOL
empyrios, I has the same thought!
ReplyDeleteAbe Frohman, Sausage King?
ReplyDeleteI didn't think anything could make me laugh right now. The Oprah guess just sleighed me though.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Babs!
ReplyDeleteSlayed even.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I wouldn't rule out harnessing a sleigh to O.
Oprah really is the only billionaire based in Chicago that most of us outside of Chicago would know about, but I'll go with the casino guy, Bluhm or Blah or Blecch, whatever his name is.
ReplyDeleteGoogling "chicago billionaire" gives:
ReplyDeleteLester Crown
Neil Bluhm (but he's 70 something)
Sam Zell
My guess is Sam Zell. He's the only one of the three I know, and think anyone in NY would care about.
Oprah is not married.
ReplyDeletethe CEO from Morningstar is from Chicago with small time roots. Joe somethingorother.
Ice Angel, it's a joke.
ReplyDeleteHence the "LOL".
How do we know that Oprah is not married? She and Gayle could have had a private ceremony at O's Santa Barbara manse last summer.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
Michael Jordan. he's not divorced yet is he?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Gladys
ReplyDeletethat means she'd be cheatin' on Gayle! :D
damn @ "friends say she isn't even attractive"!
ReplyDeleteMost men cheat with the ugliest bitch that'll open the legs.
Just a random question ... is there any actual evidence behind the Oprah/Gayle rumors, or is it just a funny joke? I've always wondered.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Oprah too...*LOL*
ReplyDeleteCookie, Michael Jordan has been divorced from his wife Juanita for a while.
ReplyDeleteIf memory serves me correctly she got $125 million out of him.
She set a record, and when I last checked Michael wasn't quite a billionaire just yet.
Liz, Enty had a blind about two "friends" who sleep in the same bed when they travel, and it was assumed to be Oprah & Gayle.
ReplyDeleteIs Jerry Springer a billionaire? Married? He was my first thought.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I live in Chicago and am aware of ANY billionaires living here.
ReplyDeleteI mean, yeah, there's a lot to like about Chicago. But would you live here if you were a billionaire? Seriously? Have I mentioned that it's June and it's still freakin' butt-chapping cold outside?
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I live in Chicago and am not aware of ANY billionaires living here.
ReplyDeleteI mean, yeah, there's a lot to like about Chicago. But would you live here if you were a billionaire? Seriously? Have I mentioned that it's June and it's still freakin' butt-chapping cold outside?
This blind is so demeaning. "Friends say the other woman isn't even attractive." Because, of course, only women who are attractive on the outside appeal to men of means. Yup, must be why so many Hollywood stars are happily married forever and ever and the rest of the world putters around in solitude!
ReplyDeleteI lived in Chicago for ages before I moved out here. We have a few billionaires but they tend to keep a lower profile than the plebe millionaires. My money's on Zell.
ReplyDeleteBabs: Genius.
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