Next Stop Nigeria - Madonna's Adoption Cruise

In the summer you see so many celebrities who charter yachts or sponge of the super rich who actually have a career or at least parents who did, and it made me think that Madonna needs a yacht. First of all I don't think I have ever seen her on any yacht and have never seen her in a bikini or anywhere even exposed to the sun actually. I remember one time when she was filming Swept Away she was in a bikini but I think that was for the movie and had no bearing on the fact that in real life she is not a beach person. Hmmm.

Anyway, there are reports today from News Of The World that Madonna is interested in now adopting a child from Nigeria and that she already has her eye on some little girl. Uh huh. Is someone just running through these orphanages trying to find a baby for Madonna and then hoping to collect a finder's fee? What I think Madonna should do is get in the yacht and just sail up and down the coast of Africa, until she either finds a country that will let her adopt a child or she gets kidnapped by Somali pirates and realizes that no one really wants to pay the ransom for her and spends the rest of her days performing at karaoke night in Mogadishu.