Next Stop Nigeria - Madonna's Adoption Cruise
In the summer you see so many celebrities who charter yachts or sponge of the super rich who actually have a career or at least parents who did, and it made me think that Madonna needs a yacht. First of all I don't think I have ever seen her on any yacht and have never seen her in a bikini or anywhere even exposed to the sun actually. I remember one time when she was filming Swept Away she was in a bikini but I think that was for the movie and had no bearing on the fact that in real life she is not a beach person. Hmmm.
Anyway, there are reports today from News Of The World that Madonna is interested in now adopting a child from Nigeria and that she already has her eye on some little girl. Uh huh. Is someone just running through these orphanages trying to find a baby for Madonna and then hoping to collect a finder's fee? What I think Madonna should do is get in the yacht and just sail up and down the coast of Africa, until she either finds a country that will let her adopt a child or she gets kidnapped by Somali pirates and realizes that no one really wants to pay the ransom for her and spends the rest of her days performing at karaoke night in Mogadishu.
I remember reading she avoids the sun because of a fear of skin cancer.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Enty!
ReplyDeleteForcing her to spend the rest of her life singing karaoke in Mogadishu would be the best punishment for having us look at her nasty roided crotch thrusts all the time.
ReplyDeleteI saw a pic of her in a bikini when she was pregnant with Rocco. She was at a private house playing with Lourdes. The paps hid in the trees. I love boats and the beach, but I'm a sun avoider. I slather 70spf every day before going out anywhere.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she could just adopt a Somali Pirate.
ReplyDeleteIt could lead to a whole franchise...a TAKE YOUR PIRATE TO WORK DAY and greeting cards (HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR PIRATE TODAY),it's 11PM do you know where your pirate is. :)
ardleigh, just so long as the TYPTWD doesn't clash with Talk Like a Pirate Day....arrrrgh!
ReplyDeleteThat nanny looks like Jessica Biel.
ReplyDelete@ lotto_luv -Hahaha--
ReplyDeleteAvast me hearties there's a jam in the fax machine!
too bad there aren't any american little girls available for adoption....
ReplyDeletewhat did the people of Mogadishu ever do to you???
ReplyDeleteDoesn't she have enough to do to stop adopting.
ReplyDeleteGeez, there is enough violence in the world without having to picture Madonna in a bikini singing "Crazy" by patsy cline to a bunch of pirates....she'd be shot in 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteFuck Madonna. Her music is shit, and her 15 minutes are up. Too bad she didn't get AIDs by fucking hispanic boys she picked up from the streets of the projects back in the day.
ReplyDeleteAll of the kids look awkward in this picture. BTW Jax lol!
ReplyDeleteplease see the unicef aproved link >
ReplyDeletehttp://about-orphans.blogspot.com