Lori Petty Tanked - Not Tank Girl
Lori Petty got noticed over the weekend. The fact that I am referencing a movie that came out probably about the time Moses was born shows what kind of career Lori has had lately. Over the weekend though Lori decided to go ahead and do some drinking and driving and managed to hit a skateboarder in the process. The skateboarder was treated at the scene and released which is a huge sigh of relief. I don't know how you hit someone with your car and they just walk away unless you are Elisha Cuthbert who is apparently a superhero.
Anyway, Lori was booked on felony drunk driving charges but considering she could have been looking at vehicular manslaughter this is a chance for her to get her life on track. Her bail was $100,000 which is huge for felony drunk driving. It should be huge. I'm not complaining, just making a remark. If you made them all that huge and people were forced to stay in jail because they couldn't make bond, then maybe we would not have as many repeat offenders. Of course none of them have been found guilty and it costs the taxpayers a ton of money to house them so you have that side of the argument as well. Something about a Constitution or something.
