Lane Garrison & Kristin Chenoweth Together Again
At this point I will settle for any news that is not about the 20 people that seem to make up 90% of the gossip stories in Hollywood and so will even fall for the seemingly fake story of Lane Garrison and Kristin Chenoweth reigniting as a couple. I love the adjectives tabloids use. They are much better at it than I am.
According to Star, Kristin wrote her ex-boyfriend Lane the entire time he was in prison. I can actually see her doing that because she is an incredibly nice person. Well when Lane got out and after he spent his mandatory time at Pimpa Joe's house, he went and thanked Kristin in person and then wham it was the whole love thing and it is like they were never apart and they can't wait for the future and they never want to be apart again and they only had eyes for each other and no one else exists and their past fights have been forgotten. Have I missed any cliches because I can throw out some more. Oh, I missed the best one. The reason we haven't seen Lane and Kristin in public yet?
"They're not taking it public until they're sure it's going to work. Whatever happens, they'll always be friends." I love that cliche.
