Monday, June 08, 2009

Jeremy Piven's Mass Text Worked


Do you remember back in January when Britney Spears was having a birthday party or something and Jeremy Piven sent out a mass text to women which said the first person to text him back got to have sex with him that night in his hotel room. Everyone talked about the text, but now there are names being dropped of who actually took him up on his offer. In an interview with Steppin' Out Magazine, model Saskia Neillsen said she got that message from Jeremy Piven and ignored it. However, she also says that another model named Ashley Chontos (pictured above) rushed right over to Jeremy's hotel room. "[Ashley] hooked up with Jeremy that night. I believe she f**ked him and tried to turn it into a career." Apparently there is no love lost between the two models and according to Saskia, Ashley will sleep with anyone to advance her career. Meanwhile Saskia says that Jeremy has texted her as much as 15 times a day and she never responds because she isn't interested in being a "star f**ker."

Whatever. It is one thing to throw a competitor under a bus, but I hate when people think they are so great and look down their noses at everyone else. What is the point of that? Just go to work, do your job, and there is no need to tell the world how great you are or that you don't sleep with people to get ahead. The people who matter will know. The rest of the world doesn't really care.

21 comments:

  1. So......the "winner" gets mercury infested Priven peen?!?

    Seems bassackwards to me

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  2. Anonymous12:15 PM

    Is he picking a wedgie in that picture?

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  3. faithy, I believe he is! Last weekend at Home Depot, I saw a guy do the same thing, really digging for something back there, then he looked at his hand. All together now; "Ewwwwwwwww! LOL"

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  4. To be a starfucker, don't you have to fuck a star?

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  5. the saskia girl just made herself look as slutty as the one that hooked up w/ the pirv.

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  6. "The people who matter will know. The rest of the world doesn't really care."

    careful Enty, you're treading on 'everyday people' territory there.

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  7. Hey Enty, I have an idea -- next time some moron decides to toss another under the bus to get publicity -- don't use the moron's name, just say an unnamed source. That way he/she doesnt get the publicity they crave, lol.

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  8. David D - oh snap! Great one!

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  9. Anonymous1:04 PM

    Does the pirv have that much clout??

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  10. He is the male Paris Hilton! ICK NAST!
    She must have needed a job REALLY bad to go near that troll's tool.

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  11. Anonymous1:07 PM

    Look down their noses at everyone else? Like you do everyday here? C'mon now EL. You should be applauding her for having standards. Seems you're damned if you do damned if you're don't...

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  12. I love the name Saskia.

    That is all.

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  13. i don't know, i kind of like her for not having sex with piven, the flavor-of-the-week from several years ago -- and what's wrong with ratting out someone's sleaziness? in gay culture, we talk trash all the time about each other -- are models sacrosanct?

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  14. i had to look up sacrosanct.
    lol.

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  15. My first reaction, too, was is he pulling his underwear out of his crack?

    If Piv is so unimportant to this Saskia chick, how did he get her number in order to send her a text in the first place?

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  16. Shit, if that kind of texting gets this kind of results I'm going to try it. Saskia is smoking hot, and Piven is a lucky man for having been able to stick his hard penis inside her wet pussy.

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  17. Sing it with me now, folks:

    "Schooooooool's OUT FOR SUMMER!"

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  18. He looks like he's picking his ass

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  19. Meanwhile Saskia says that Jeremy has texted her as much as 15 times a day and she never responds because she isn't interested in being a "star f**ker."

    LOL! And yet, she's so uninterested that she makes a big deal about him texting her fifteen times a day! It's reverse psychology when you can brag about not doing the deed! It's also someone I have never heard of and will completely forget in about five..four..three..two...

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  20. i semi-tried this approach on myspace ... i sent a bulletin posting with a cute little icon that said "you won a free hump" ... a couple girls responded to my page ...but nothing came of it if i remember

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