Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Be Engaged
Have you ever got the feeling that Jennifer Love Hewitt loves being engaged? Yeah, me too. Yesterday Jennifer was tagging along with Jamie Kennedy to a radio show when of course the hosts decided they would much prefer speaking to her instead of Jamie recycling old jokes in an attempt to get people out to his show. Yes, I know I saw him, but in my defense I didn't know it was going to be him, I was drunk, and I got to watch my dad flirt with Mena Suvari all night. Good times.
Anyway, Jennifer was asked if the couple was already engaged and she said no, but added this line which has pretty much made my whole morning. "A timeline? By this time next year, if we're not planning something, then there's a situation."
Yeah, my guess is the situation will be that she will be engaged, but not to Jamie. Oh, I think Jamie will propose to her about Thanksgiving. They will stay together until about Christmas. Then she will find a new guy at the end of January, give him his love bracelet on Valentine's Day and get engaged by this time next year. See? Solid plan.
she's a size 2 with a size 0 brain. issuing ultimatums rarely gets you what you want---the only person it really serves notice on is YOU.
ReplyDeletethey deserve each other.
ReplyDeletethey're both douches.
i don't get the jlh hate. i heard the interviews (eep, yes i went to perez and yes i'm ashamed of that), and it didn't sound so bad. they love each other. they're corny and try to force being cool, but big deal, they seem harmless.
ReplyDeleteJennifer has officially become an attention whore.
ReplyDeleteA few weeks ago, I saw these two at the Phillies/Dodgers game in Philadelphia. They were in town filming a movie, and towards the end of the game, they put them up on the jumbo-tron with the caption "Jennifer loves Jamie" Apparently, she set it up with the Phillies PR staff ahead of time. It was really gross because Jamie started making out with her and almost dry humping her on the freaking screen! I was just picturing parents all over the stadium trying to sheild their kids eyes!
ReplyDeleteI don't hate JLH, but I wonder why Aisha Tyler left the Ghost Whisperer, and was replaced with that less slender woman from The Practice.
ReplyDeleteI know someone who threatened to kill herself if she didn't "get a ring". She got it, but now it looks like she's also getting a "divorce".
ReplyDeleteAnd what's with these women who get engaged like 5 times? I've been asked exactly ONCE and I said yes.
Said Little Edie: "If you can't get a man to propose to you, you might as well be dead."
Ewww; it of desperation so strong, that I can smell it in the Pacific Nortwest! Stupid girl looking for validation through others.
ReplyDelete(Wonders why is Mena Suvari is in the tags.)
ReplyDeleteWhat empyrios said. Those two losers deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting they'll be done by Christmas and he'll be off the show a month prior.
This is just sad on many levels.
ReplyDeleteHow many times has she been engaged now?
With her track record Jamie shat where he ate. SAD just plain sad!
Lisa- Enty met Jamie and Mena Suvari out once with his Dad not long ago. i can't remeber how Jamie Kennedy played into it exactly....
ReplyDeleteThanks Jax, I should look that up!
ReplyDeleteIf JLH was a male actor this would be a non-issue.
ReplyDeleteI hope she uses and abuses them ALL for years to come and ends up married to a filthy rich tycoon not in the business.