I know all of us would prefer to not talk about Lindsay Lohan, and so I don't. Yesterday was the first time in awhile and even then it felt dirty. But you know what? When she is facing prison or being questioned by the police it makes my day a little brighter to write about it. The only reason I brought her up again today was to give an update. Yesterday, Holy Moly reported there were about $50,000 in jewels missing. Well, it is now estimated the jewels are worth between 400K-500K. That would get Lindsay some jail time for sure if found guilty of course. At the very least it should get her banned from the UK which means she there would be one country in the world where we would be safe from Sam and Lindsay reports.
The other wonderful news is that Lindsay hasn't denied taking the jewels. If you had all these stories written about you yesterday and calling you a skank and meth freak. Oh wait, this is about the jewels. Oh, so if you had all these stories written about you yesterday accusing you of stealing the jewels don't you think you would say, "I didn't do it?" You are in the US and the police are in the UK. I know that I would say I didn't do it. Lindsay doesn't say that though. First of all she didn't say anything herself. Her rep said, "We inquired and everyone from the shoot is being questioned. Hair, make up, stylist ... even photographers. Lindsay hopes they find the jewels. She is happy to cooperate."
Where is the denial in all of that? This is a professional publicist people. She knows the rule to deny, deny, deny. Where is it? What they are doing is saying that it could be anyone and she hopes they find the jewels. Where does Lindsay say she didn't take them? Where does she say she is trying to remember where she left them?
This is the worst non-denial denial of all time, because there really isn't even a hint of denial. It reads more like a person pushing food around on their plate they don't like in hopes people will think they ate it.
Elle UK came out and stood up for Lindsay. Kind of. "I can confirm on behalf of Elle magazine, that items of jewelry went missing from an Elle photoshoot ... and the matter is now being investigated by the police. Elle has no reason to believe that Lindsay Lohan was in any way responsible and has no further comment to make."
Elle has no reason to believe that the makeup people were involved either. That is why they called the cops. If Elle knew who took them, then the police wouldn't have to interview Lindsay, now would they?
I guess this is the only way they could get Lindsay to return the jewels by secretly outing her in public.
ReplyDeleteOh well, she'll eventually return them and they'll forgive her.
Why would they leave half a million dollars worth of easily portable jewels unguarded?
ReplyDeleteLindsay needs to visit the beach or something and dump them.
Am I right in thinking that this isn't the first time Lez-Lo has been mixed up with some 'borrowed' or 'missing' items from photo-shoots.
ReplyDeleteWell she's not getting much work at the moment so I suppose she needs to get the money to pay for her next fix wherever sh can
Really hope she gets caught and charged and doesn't wriggle her way out of this one
She needs the jewels to bribe certain magazines to keep fawning over her, not for drugs.
ReplyDeletei think we should be using the term "professional publicist" very very loosely Enty....
ReplyDeleteWait! Linds has a rep? How in the hell does she pay for that?
ReplyDeleteOh ya, stolen goods. My bad.
I'm sure I'm not the only person in the world who would love to see this skank with her sense of entitlement and superiority do hard time.
ReplyDeleteEnty you are on a ranting roll today. I'm upset I have class all afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see how this all plays out. Lilo has been outed several times for stealing whatever she wants if it's not given to her. She kept asking to keep the jewels and must have decided she was somehow entitled to them. Hopefully they can get them back before she sells them for her next fix. And maybe then people will STOP HIRING HER!
ReplyDelete*Miss_P* said...
ReplyDeleteAm I right in thinking that this isn't the first time Lez-Lo has been mixed up with some 'borrowed' or 'missing' items from photo-shoots.
I was going to reply and say that she's 'borrowed' things from parties too, but on looking for a link, I hadn't realised that she's done so much more.
What a dirty thieving skank.
http://www.celebitchy.com/11419/lindsay_lohan_steals_a_1100_fur_coat_from_stranger/
Lindsay is on a low but Enty is on a roll.
ReplyDeleteEnty, your smarts and integrity inspire! Thanks for holding the unaccountable accountable.
How stupid of her to ask over and over to keep them beforehand. I know she's a druggie, but aren't they meant to be paranoid by nature?
ReplyDeleteHow could she not know it would make her No.1 suspect (that's what she is, even if they are too worried about Hohan crying liable to call her on it)?
She must have it BAD to do something like this (or she really is that delusional).
I predict: (**drum roll**)
ReplyDeleteThe jewels will be "found"!
This is my favorite hated whore skank. They are going to find out that she did in fact steal them. She smuggled them back to the states up her huge,stinking, folded up and given up cootch. White Oprah is going to speak out soon, and will be like "OMG, I can't believe anyone would say this about this sweet child." The only way that we are ever going to be rid of this cunt is when she is kidnapped and sent far away to a land where she is repeatedly butt fucked and hung out to dry, if she ever is capable of it, on a pole made of barbed wire and exotic beetle dung. Rot in hell you fucked up, self entitled, extention wearing, meth sniffing, stealing from others, wrinkled and never looks good in pictures, pussy flashing, make me throw up shit I ate last week cunt.
ReplyDeletedevildana, tell us how you REALLY feel! LOL & WOW! (agreed if you include Parasite in there with her) :-D
ReplyDeletewell don't hold back Dana, tell us how you really feel.
ReplyDeleteMsanthropist, I remember that fur coat incident! Maybe this time, her karma will actually catch up with her?
ReplyDeleteHow much you want to bet she crys kleptomania or some such made-up
ReplyDeletehalf assed bull shit excuse?
She had "mental trauma"? MOTHER of the Year Lohan will get on TV cry a crocodile tears river and say LaLohan is in need of a "rest" in a sanitarium/rehab facility.
These people are vomit inducing & I hope Justice stomps her like a grape.
I feel all icky now, like I have violated my own brain. I need to go to a meeting.
ReplyDeletewow, what a shame. a life down the drain for this. she really had talent, too, which is what makes it sadder.
ReplyDeletethis should get interesting. i hope more details are revealed regarding the investigation. i wonder if she gets the gravity of the trouble she could be in.
she's done similar shit before, just not on this scale. because of the amount of money involved, i don't think this one simply goes away.
ReplyDeletei'm already imagining how much fun the trial would be. i just wish it had happened here so court tv would carry it. it would rate up there with the michael jackson trial for drama.
She is disgusting & I can't believe that she is still getting magazine space.
ReplyDeleteI can believe she lifted the jewels, since she has no other means to support her lifestyle, & all the other Lohans.