Watching the Hogan family is like having a Jerry Springer episode every week. I don't need one everyday, but once a week is fantastic. As always, I predicate every Hogan story with the hope they all end up bankrupt because they had to pay John Graziano every penny they have.
In this week's edition, Linda fought back against the claims made by her hairstylist last week that Linda uses most of her alimony for drugs. The interesting thing is the fighting back didn't say anything about Linda and her alleged drug use. Nope. It all was about the fact that Hulk possibly paid off the hairstylist for her testimony. How did she get paid? You are going to love this. Hulk paid the hairstylist $3500 with a check made out to the hair stylist's sister. The check was alleged to be a payoff AND hair extensions for Hulk's girlfriend AND Hulk. He needs to get his money back because it looks awful.
Hulk's people denied it was a payoff and said it was only for the hair extensions. Hulk gets hair extensions? Have you ever seen worse extensions in your life?
Brooke weighed in as well. On Tuesday she was on Bubba The Love Sponge and actually didn't talk about pole dancing for daddy or her new moves they worked on, but rather how horrible her mother is.
"We were only close (before) because I didn’t know any different … I think this person she is was always there. It’s a psychological thing, it comes down to she didn’t have a settled home life growing up … deep down inside she’s still not happy," Brooke said before breaking down in tears. "She has bitten the hand that fed her. It hurts so bad because she doesn’t know me. She doesn’t know how fun I am, my favorite color, my best friends or what my house looks like. She doesn’t know any of that."
Umm. Brooke. Did you get a new favorite color and best friend in the last six months? Were you not fun your whole life until six months ago? This whole family is beyond any kind of rationality. The only thing that sucks about all this is that I fear the couple is going to burn through every penny they have on legal fees related to their divorce and John Graziano isn't going to have anything left for him. That is the real shame in all of this.
doubt my mom knows my favorite color either.
ReplyDeletebut I wouldn't talk bad about her for it.. your mum is your mum no matter what! When will these celbutards learn that??
I seriously does Brooke get uglier every day? I am not trying to belittle my sex at all but daaaaamnnnnn!!
** and seriously **
ReplyDeleteanother delightful white trash family...
ReplyDeleteI joke about being white trash all the time, I mean, look at my icon>.
ReplyDeleteBut in all seriousness, this family takes it to a new level.
Their treatment of that poor man who will be bedridden for the rest of his days; the fact that a mother will talk about her own child like she does, and the daughter airs all of her family's dirty laundry on every damn show that will have her! And Hulk. good Lord man, act your age! I don't even want to mention the douchnozzle son. Yuk.Ick.Nast.
Hulk is the breadwinner no wonder Brooke is on his side, talk about dysfunctional
ReplyDeleteWah wah. My dad died without ever knowing my birthday. Suck it up, Brooke.
ReplyDeleteTrashiest of the Trash.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the media, gossip sites - yes this one included, keep talking to our about them they will feed it. They can't help themselves, and no one that really could help them is any where near them. Celebutardism is a real disease IMO, like any other addiction.
ReplyDeletethe difference is, i don't think brooke knows any better. because she wasn't RAISED any better.
ReplyDeletethe parents should know better, but don't seem to. but they have no excuse.
This family is a freakin joke. They need to stop dragging the media into their personal affairs and just focus on themselves. As dumb as I think Brooke is, at least she was smart enough to side with money....
ReplyDeleteOh and if she hates Linda so much, why is Linda an executive producer of her trashy show?
I always thought Jason Patric would be A list too. I guess he is something of a freak.
ReplyDeleteThe Graziano family could sue for future earnings couldn't they?
ReplyDeleteI'm only suprized that Brooke didn't whine that Mommy was ALWAYS jealous of Brooke and daddy's (cough) close friendship.(cough)
Who has a favourite colour?
ReplyDeleteWhen will women stop pole dancing? It's so demeaning.
ardleigh: Bucky & Satchel!! Bucky is such a bastard, I love him.
ReplyDeleteI know this sounds kinda controversial but I never understood why the family of that poor kid should get all that money. I mean he WASNT wearing his seatbelt and was a friend of the hogan boys', he probably knew and participated in lots of drunken speed races with him, he was the one that wasnt wearing a seat belt. I get that the hogans should pay for Jon's health care for ever but beyond that, eh, dont really get it. Tho I do think the hogan fam is messed up and calous about most things due in large part to their heads up their asses.
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