Thursday, June 18, 2009

Fantasies & Delusions - Billy Joel And Katie Lee Joel Split


Lets see. Billy Joel is 60 and Katie Lee Joel is 27. They have been married for 5 years which means, carry the one, and yeah, he was 55 and she was barely out of her teens. Surprisingly enough, the couple is blaming the disintegration of their marriage on the age difference. Really? Shocking I know. Apparently it has nothing to do with the guy Katie has been alleged to have been sharing a bed or the fact that Billy is not probably the most fun guy all the time to hang around.

Don't ask me why she's movin' out. You may be right that sometimes a fantasy is not honesty and that she is a modern woman and not an uptown girl. The pressure got to be too much and Billy certainly wasn't an innocent man. He spent time in Leningrad which is shameless and Christmas in Fallujah which is really a no man's land and left him all shook up. When he got back from Fallujah, he said, hey girl, the night is still young and I'm willing to drive you to Allentown to make you feel my love. She said "I can't say goodbye to Hollywood for the longest time I have wanted to be an entertainer and this cooking show is going to be my big shot. If worse comes to worst I will go live on the house on 52nd street. You know, the glass house. " He said, well you better hurry. There is a storm front coming in and the bridge over the river of dreams leading to cold spring harbor might be washed out. I wil say a travelin prayer for you. Goodnight Saigon."


45 comments:

  1. nicely done, Enty, nicely done ;)

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  2. Possibly your finest work to date, enty *L*

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  3. Bravo! You deserve a bottle o' red or a bottle o' white for that one!

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  4. Wow, that really took some thought! Good job!

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  5. babs took my thought... bottle of white, bottle of red or perhaps a bottle of rose instead? :-) Wonderful job, Enty!

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  6. Leave a tender moment alone.

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  7. I wish I were a bigger Billy Joel fan to appreciate all those song references. Regardless, well done, Enty.

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  8. Wow, that's impressive, well done!

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  9. I love it too, Ent!

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  10. Stranger - Vienna waits for you because only the good die young.

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  11. Take a Bow Enty, that was brilliant.

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  12. that 2nd paragraph is a work of art, i tell you!

    *applause, applause!!!*

    teehee. and poor katie. she put up w/ 5 yrs of his craziness behind the wheel, so i say she's due a break from him.

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  13. SHE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE WAS DOING...DEF LIFTED HER STATUS, FROM WAITRESS TO SEMI CELEBRITY..IN ONLY 5 YEARS...SHES 27 AND NOW SHE HAS $$$$
    NOT BAD FOR 5 YEARS WORK...AND IT MUST HAVE BEEN WORK.

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  14. Ha! Absolutely hilarious!

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  15. Ha! Absolutely hilarious!

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  16. I think Gwyneth Paltrow referring to him as "William" was the kiss of the death for the marriage. WTH, when in doubt blame Gwynnie.

    Nice work btw Ent.

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  17. That's going to be my new life's motto, califblondy - "When in doubt blame Gwynnie." Love it!

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  18. There was a recent blind ... about a young wife giving her older husband blow jobs to get him to leave her alone.

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  19. Very clever, Ent.

    But seriously, if these two crazy kids can't make it, what hope is there for the rest of us married shmucks? lol

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  20. Very funny, Enty. Nicely, nicely done.

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  21. Bravo, bravo! I always wondered what her parents and his daughter thought about this state of affairs. Even by Hollywood standards, 22 and 55 is pretty dramatic.

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  22. Anonymous12:06 PM

    Isn't "Make You Feel My Love" penned by Bob Dylan?

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  24. Not to mention that with all that drinking, I doubt even massive doses of Viagra could get his wrinkled old schlong up anymore.

    Psst, Old guys: Honk honk, get on the clue bus. 20-somethings done't love you and they are holding their bile down when they have to do the naughty with you. Really. They don't think you're sexy.

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  25. : )

    That was funny

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  26. Figgy, not always, some of us have daddy issues. :) Not that I'm still in my 20s, but I've always been attracted to guys much older than me.

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  27. She sooo does not look 27 to me.

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  28. The funny thing is that she is best friends with Beth O, another youngish girl who married a much older guy (Howard Stern). Both are gold diggers.

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  29. Thanks for the Streetlife Serenade, Enty.

    By the way, my 29 year-old Brasilian lover does have daddy issues, and cannot get enough of this 53 year-old bod. Lucky for me.

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  30. Mooshki, Sorry but I'm taken. Oops on my typo for Streetlife Serenade. And I happened to see him in concert with about only 800 when he was just starting out pushing this very early release. Still have the 33 in fact.

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  31. That was teriffic. Now I really am in a New York state of mind.

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  32. Love it, Enty! You really now your Billy Joel!

    Wasn't there a blind item about a woman ch and her older husband?

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  33. wow, i'm shocked. she's 27, he's 60. what possibly could have gone wrong?

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  34. wow, enty, i'm a big fan, and i can't even come up with a good response to that!
    now i'm feeling a little pressure!

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  35. Hum .. did someone have a Bloody Mary for Breakfast?? Just sayin'!! ; )

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  36. Oh good job Enty ! Thanks for not being able to Leave a Tender Moment Alone.

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  37. I just have to wonder how long you've had that waiting in the wings, Enty!!

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  38. Respect. That was brilliant.

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  39. What I want to know is - which one of them started the fire?

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  40. Anonymous9:57 PM

    That was fantastic, Enty!
    Mags, lol! I definitely wasn't keepin' the faith on that marriage. He's no longer an angry young man, just an old fool who will soon be parted with his money!

    Syko - it is a Bob Dylan song, but Billy Joel did an amazing cover of it.

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  41. Sooner or later it comes down to fate. Now think of all the years you tried to find someone to satisfy you. Don't want to see you let a good thing slip away.
    Well they got an apartment with deep pile carpets. They started to fight and they just didn't count on the tears. They got a divorce as a matter of course, and they parted the closest of friends.

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