Fantasies & Delusions - Billy Joel And Katie Lee Joel Split
Lets see. Billy Joel is 60 and Katie Lee Joel is 27. They have been married for 5 years which means, carry the one, and yeah, he was 55 and she was barely out of her teens. Surprisingly enough, the couple is blaming the disintegration of their marriage on the age difference. Really? Shocking I know. Apparently it has nothing to do with the guy Katie has been alleged to have been sharing a bed or the fact that Billy is not probably the most fun guy all the time to hang around.
Don't ask me why she's movin' out. You may be right that sometimes a fantasy is not honesty and that she is a modern woman and not an uptown girl. The pressure got to be too much and Billy certainly wasn't an innocent man. He spent time in Leningrad which is shameless and Christmas in Fallujah which is really a no man's land and left him all shook up. When he got back from Fallujah, he said, hey girl, the night is still young and I'm willing to drive you to Allentown to make you feel my love. She said "I can't say goodbye to Hollywood for the longest time I have wanted to be an entertainer and this cooking show is going to be my big shot. If worse comes to worst I will go live on the house on 52nd street. You know, the glass house. " He said, well you better hurry. There is a storm front coming in and the bridge over the river of dreams leading to cold spring harbor might be washed out. I wil say a travelin prayer for you. Goodnight Saigon."
