Do The Jonas Brothers Have An STD?
I have repeatedly read the interview in this month's Good Housekeeping with Denise Jonas and everytime I read it, I swear it sounds like she is saying her kids have an STD. I mean I know that can't be true, but she needs to choose her words more carefully. Oh, and I also think she has caught them using the bathroom for an hour at a time if you know what I mean. The whole thing is a little creepy. Not creepy like Joe dressing up as Beyonce, but still creepy.
"They are men. They have desires. They have testosterone," Denise says of Kevin, 21, Joe, 19 and Nick, 16. "If they make a mistake, I'm not going to hate them. I don't think they're above or beyond being seduced."
What she is saying there is that she has walked in on them maybe you know, umm, yeah, enjoying watching Hannah Montana just a little too much if you know what I mean. I would get creeped out if my mom started talking about my desires and being seduced.
This is the STD part though. See, what you think. She is talking about how people criticize them for wearing purity rings. "They've been criticized for proclaiming things they never proclaimed. And what's the criticism?" she asks. "They don't want to go out there giving everyone an STD? What's so terrible about that?"
So is she saying they already have STD's or that as soon as they have sex with these Hollywood women they will get an STD? Were they all planning on taking a turn with Paris? Does she think as soon as you have sex you get an STD? Maybe some of you can figure it out because I have no idea what she is saying.