David Carradine Killed By Two Transsexual Hookers
People just won't let this story rest and The Globe has decided to jump on the bandwagon. This week they interviewed a producer of three of David Carradine's films and a retired FBI agent and those two are convinced that David was drugged and murdered by two transsexual hookers who made the death look like a suicide.
David Winters produced three of David's movies and he is convinced that David met two of the hookers in the hotel bar and took them to his room. At that point they overpowered David and killed him. The producer wants to see the surveillance tapes of the night in question but has no doubts that if they turn up with nothing on them that they have been doctored by the police.
"I want to see those tapes. My suspicion is they've already been doctored." I love how he already has his excuse planned. Of course since we, the reader might not want to fully support the theory of a movie producer, The Globe went and got a retired FBI agent who says, "I believe he met two Lady Boys in the hotel bar... They are flirtatious, desperate for money and would have zeroed in on a celebrity like Carradine. One of the Lady Boys may have stepped behind him, looped a length of rope around Carradine's neck and strangled him."
Uh huh. Well, I'm glad to know that all of my federal tax dollars went to your illustrious career. Just let the man rest in peace. Please.