Monday, June 01, 2009

Brittany Murphy Gets Kicked Off Another Movie


For just a little while I was scared that Brittany Murphy might actually make it all the way through a movie without getting kicked off. But, nope, she couldn't do it. She managed to get rewritten completely out of The Expendables. Whatever happened on the set must have been truly awe inspiring to get completely written out of the movie. People do get written out of movies or edited out. However, the people usually being written out are Bouncer #3 and not the person who is supposed to play Mickey Rourke's girlfriend.

The Expendables would have revived Britanny's career. Whether this movie is the biggest hit of the year or a flop it is going to have so much publicity with it that everyone involved will get a boost. The movie is directed by Sylvester Stallone and stars Jason Statham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Dolph Lundgren, Charisma Carpenter, and even Ahnold.

If I am Brittany's manager or agent, I am probably dropping her at this point. I mean why keep her? If you cannot get your act together for something like this, then there really is no hope for your career.

37 comments:

  1. Did that mean her character was also "expendable"? What an appropriate movie title! LOL.

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  2. As soon as you listed the director and the cast I thought that maybe, for once, B.M. was brilliant enough to get herself out of this movie.

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  3. Whoa, she looks scary. I blame Ashton.

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  4. Anonymous11:23 AM

    She came out in a movie on LifeTime or LMN channel. I could not take my eyes off her lips lol. Her face looked weird.

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  5. What did she do to her lips and nose? She was cute in Clueless and shortly thereafter and then she went a little nuts with the plastic surgery.

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  6. Uh Oh, she is starting to look like Melanie Griffith.

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  7. like, written out and they're not even recasting the past? if so, then maybe it's not all on her? *trying to give her benefit of the doubt*

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  8. Anonymous11:35 AM

    lol if you're upstaged by Charisma Carpenter, you're a failure.

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  9. i'm the self appointed lips expert around here. when your top lip is bigger than your bottom lip, you've fucked up your lips forever.
    the comparison to melanie griffith is apt---that's exactly what she did.

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  10. So what, is BM doing drugs?

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  11. Oh no - I'm beginning to suspect Enty likes posting articles about Brittany so that the crazy "NUFF SAID" guy pops out of his crazy hole to annoy us.

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  12. I think Stallone just opened up his address book to cast this one anyway.

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  13. ClassAlpha here yet?

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  14. @ ElsieFire - right...that's his name!

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  15. hahaha, i guess we just have to wait and see...

    she looks like a saw clown!

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  16. and by saw, i mean sad...

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  17. Wasn't there a blind about a month ago ab out a young-ish female star that was a huge pill head. She was currently in a project, but many didn't think she'd be able to complete it. At first I thought the blind was Winona Ryder, perhaps it's Brittany...

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  18. Man, poor thing. She looks like a gakked-out duck (old photo, BTW).

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  19. ... *Rocket Drag Queen* = *pathetic/cubicle-dwelling LOSER*... and It's "classalpha" w/ no "CAPS"...


    ... regardless... GET OVER *IT*... Brittany got "written off" because She CAN'T/WON'T SHAKE HerSelf OFF *the drugs*. She won't (publicly) GO TO REHAB and CLEAN UP either... She's too 'CLUELESS' to GET A DIVORCE from Her *SKUM-jacka$$ KREEP/FAKE "husband"*... She's too WACKED OUT and "EmGNORANT to "listen" to Me or ANYONE ELSE WANTING TO Help Her... *etc.*... now Her "Em"XPENDABLE 'DEAD' "career" HAS-BEEN "written off" by Hollyweird. Pathetic.


    ... Oh Ya... 'NUFF SAID.

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  20. I look at that pic...and I keep expecting her tongue to dart out to catch a fly.

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  21. Lol - there he is! And I have my own office with a DOOR, CLASSALPHA.
    We've already heard your rants, CLASSALPHA. They are officially boring.

    "NUFF SAID"

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  22. ... *Rocket Drag Queen's* "office" = the BROOM 'CLOSET'. Pathetic.



    ... and As I MySelf Sayeth... 'NUFF SAID.

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  23. (*is amused, wishes for popcorn)

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  24. *&^#$*%$*^%)(*&^*who has the fuckin time?&%%$%^$&^%$&^%&^%$^%$^&

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  25. Wtf is wrong with her face? She looks like Rachel Zoe

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  26. If i recall correctly, she was already dropped by her agent/manager/agency. Am I wrong? Girl can't stay out of drugs.

    I used to like her, I feel sad about this.

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  27. Anonymous3:18 PM

    I will be so glad when the 'gigantic lips' look is finally OVER.

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  28. Is classalpha Marshall Mathers?

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  29. That's right brenda - then the thin-lipped people like me can TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! MWA HAHAHAHAHAHA!

    linnea - I honestly thought you meant the clown from Saw.

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  30. LOL @ J-MO...

    Class alpha was bitching about Eminem a few weeks ago and blaming Brits destruction on him so unless he has hate issues (who knows?)I don't think so!!


    I love the weird and wonderful characters that come on here from time to time...

    And as original lisa said- some of the stuff written here is worthy of having a popcorn moment to.

    BTW- LMFAO at the Bruno/Eminem incident...

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  31. I agree with Dave. I thought she might break into tune with IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN.

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  32. why can't someone just help her? Seriously at one point she was a sweetheart- and now we trash he b/c she fell down? Her voice is gold I am so surprised she has no one to get her away from that guy. It's so sad. A real waste of a talented girl.

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  33. Katja, it's not the hubby's fault. She was a train wreck well before he came along. Hard core drugs and sex with busboys in stairwells.

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  34. HA! That is the first time I've actually read anything classalpha has written, I usually scan through the comments and if they aren't written properly I don't read them. I can't bother to figure out what is written between caps-lock, asterisks and dollar signs. It's like reading over my 13 year old nephews shoulder while he's on messenger. Awful.
    However, this was certainly entertaining, all unnecessary grammatical errors aside.

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  35. And if you read what he wrote, I am absolutely *shocked* that Brittany wouldn't let classalpha help her. He seems like a normal enough person to me - ha!

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  36. ... ya... *you broom closet-dwelling ROCKET KWEER TROLL*... now She's 'DEAD' BECAUSE She DIDN'T LISTEN to ME. So *who's "laughing" NOW... *you PATHETIC IDIOT*?



    ... SO 'NUFF SED.

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