Here is the Brangelina story from The Enquirer again, but with Brad and Angelina replaced by Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox. It works well for any couple. Play it using your neighbors names and have one of them work and one stay home. It is like MadLibs for tabloids.
After months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox.
Hollywood’s sexiest couple - who never married despite living together for years - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following several tumultuous years together, say sources.
Brian and Megan are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Brian will be shooting One Tree Hill in North Carolina, while Megan is retreating to their Los Angeles house with her tattoos.
“It’s an official split.”
If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $2 million fortune and the custody of their Donna Martin lunch boxes.
The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while at a screening of Beverly Hills 90210, The Early Years.
They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Brian, 65, and Megan, 20 something, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.
A jealous Brian was said to be incensed over the attention Megan was getting from other man on the planet, having argued recently over Megan’s continued contact with Shia LaBeouf who kisses Megan in her new movie Transformers 2 which opens soon.
“Brian and Megan will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with her when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.
So, this is how the gossip rags do it so quickly, it's a template!
ReplyDeleteSlimy bastards.
2M fortune! ha!
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Good one Enty
teehee!
ReplyDeleteit's like, pick a couple, any couple, lol!
Whose next that fits this profile LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteSo Enty, is this the memo you left all of your ex wives to let them know it's over?
ReplyDeleteBreakup Mad Libs! Let's do Tori and Dean:
ReplyDeleteAfter months of behind-the-scenes battles, it’s finally over between Tori Spelling and Dean Whatever.
Hollywood’s most unsexiest couple - who never made much money despite whoring themselves all over town - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following several tumultuous years together, say sources.
Tori and Dean are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.
“They will make it official. It looks like Tori will be shooting QVC appearances in Pennsylvania, while Megan is retreating to his native Canada with as much of Tori's money as he can siphon from their joint account.
“It’s an official split.”
If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $850,000 fortune and the custody of their two kids.
The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while at a screening of College Call Girl 2: The Madam Years.
They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Dean, age unimportant, and Tori, various ages for various parts, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.
A jealous Tori was said to be incensed over the attention Dean was getting from the woman at the dry cleaner, having argued recently over Dean’s continued talking to one of his children from his first marriage.
“Tori and Dean will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with her when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.
did anyone watch Terminator Sarah Connor chronicles... no matter how much you can hate Austen Green ( I don't) you can't deny the fact that he is a good actor and hot.
ReplyDeleteThat man is smoking.
I am so sad that show got canceled...was such a good show.
Janepod...that was hysterical.
ReplyDeleteduh. her and shia are reportedly together. a friend of mine saw shia leaving her santa monica condo and paps shot her last week leaving shia's studio city house at 8am. sleepovers are fun.
ReplyDeleteWhy not use the same story? Megan Fox is a dollar store Angelina Jolie anyway.
ReplyDelete"...but Brian, 65, and Megan, 20 something..."
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that! lmao!
while Megan is retreating to their Los Angeles house with her tattoos.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Awesome! :)
monalisa999 I was just about to say the same thing. This must have been written for their own amusement...spice up the template a little.
ReplyDeleteIt makes me think that they don’t count on having regular readers from week to week or they would put forth more effort to change up the language.
ahahhaaa too funny....Janepod that was awesome!!
ReplyDeleteAlice D Millionaire- Enty made up the little differences. that wasn't an actual article. He's just demonstrating how easily you could apply this story to any celebrity couple going through a breakup.
ReplyDeleteThat saidd, Enty- that was hilarious