Billy Ray Cyrus Will Be Devastated

If the reports are true, and I'm not sure I really care if they are or not, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have split. Oh, it's an official split. I love that phrase. It is almost as good as "everyday people." Actually you could almost take that whole Enquirer article from last week and do the whole thing all over again with Miley and Justin. Apparently since Justin has decided not to go hang out on a movie set with Miley while she shoots a movie they have split. Umm, why does he have to go? If the guy wants to model or do whatever he does to earn pocket money, then let him. For the rest of his life is he going to have to follow Miley and be there while she is working on a set? Yes, it is a split. She is working.

Now granted, I am much more likely to believe they are splitting rather than Brangelina simply because Miley is 16 and Justin is 28 or whatever. Oh, ok. He is 20. My bad. Whatever. I at least would not be shocked if they split. I am sure Billy Ray Cyrus will be crushed that he won't have anyone to spot him when he is working out or to help him get his Lindsay Lohan tanning cream on in all the places Billy can't quite reach.

Miley's people didn't have anything to say about the whole thing, but then again, not saying anything means lots more stories so you might as well leave it out there.