In one of the greatest LA movies of all time, LA Story, there is a classic scene in which Steve Martin goes to see his friend. She lives about two houses down from him. Instead of walking to see her though, he gets in his car and drives the 100 or so feet. I never thought I would see someone actually do that in person. I was wrong.
Take a look at this picture from The Daily Mail. Yesterday Beyonce was at her hotel and wanted to go to the store across the street. Everyone on this planet including world leaders and even Oprah would have walked across the street. Not Beyonce though. Nope. Instead Beyonce and her bodyguards and two cars went up the street five feet, and then made a u-turn and parked in front of the store.
Now you could say that maybe they were planning on going somewhere else and then she changed her mind and so they made a u-turn. That would be believable except for the fact they did the same exact procedure when they left the store. Prior to leaving her hotel, her two SUV's idled outside the hotel for about 20 minutes and then while she was in the store they idled for about 20 minutes.
I understand Beyonce thinks she is better than any human being on the planet. I understand she is trying to be the biggest diva on the planet, but this is beyond any kind of ridiculous that anyone could dream up. I'm surprised she didn't make them carry her from her hotel room down to the car and then again when she got out in front of the store. I'm also surprised they didn't carry her around the store while she shopped all the while bowing at her feet.
At what point in your life do you get like this? Even Mariah and Aretha Franklin would have walked.
What. The. Fuck.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I love LA Story too!
Enty, as a man (at least I think you're a man) you just don't get the shoe thing. IMO, Mariah and Aretha wouldn't have walked it either. At least not in heels.
ReplyDeleteShe could at least care about the environment. She never would have had to step out of bed if she'd just had about a dozen guys pick the bed up and carry her ass all the way. Throw in a guy feeding her grapes and one with a palm frond to fan her. I can see her doing it.
ReplyDeleteI agree Mariah DEFINITELY would not have walked her ass across that street. Carried yes...walking NO! I just don't get the hype on Beyonce. Am I missing something?
ReplyDeleteshe's a tool.
ReplyDeleteLA Story rocks though. This is one of my fav scenes (along with the ordering coffee scene, of course LOL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca9d9NOWc7s
"I'm surprised she didn't make them carry her from her hotel room down to the car and then again when she got out in front of the store. I'm also surprised they didn't carry her around the store while she shopped all the while bowing at her feet."
ReplyDeleteShhhhh Enty, DO NOT give her any ideas!
Hahaha, that is amazing, i never thought i would get to see that in real life!
ReplyDeleteactually, Mariah WOULDN'T have walked to the store.
ReplyDeleteShe'd just send Nick to get what she wanted. AND a non fat latte.
With chocolate sprinkles, bitch!
Is this infuriating celebrity news day? First Alba and now this....
ReplyDeleteI hate Beyonce and always have. Waste of space, that one.
ReplyDeleteDon't care for Beyonce or her idiot husband. If she did that probably she also has someone wiping her ass when she goes to the ladies room Eeeewwwww.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce's going for an Oscar in the near future so she's doing method acting 24/7 pretending she is God's gift.
ReplyDeletebarf
I have to disagree with the part about "Oprah would have walked across the street".
ReplyDeleteIf there were camera's there filming her, she MIGHT have walked across the street. But I would bet money she would have done the same thing if she thought no one was looking.
JUST WAIT TILL THE TIGHTS CAN'T HOLD IN THE JIGGLE..LOVE IT...
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to watch a few hours of films of the arctic ice cap melting. Maybe it would bore her to death (we can only hope), but if not, perhaps it will impress upon her that her career is at stake. No one is going to be buying any records when they're trying to surf out the storm in Michigan.
ReplyDelete@ califblondy, i'm a female who LOVES and wears high heels of the variety Beyonce sometimes wears, trust me, walking across the street won't kill her or her ankles.
ReplyDeleteIf Victoria Beckham can walk down a cobblestone street with ridiculous 6 inch heels or Mariah can walk through Aspen in the middle of winter in 6 inch platform boots, this woman can do it too.
Oh wait, i forgot, she's the biggest diva of them all. gawd i hate her so much
Ugh. Beyonce. Talentless, irritating diva. :P
ReplyDeleteWhere's the police when you need 'em? U-turns are illegal in the UK.
ReplyDeleteSigh. I may have already shared this but my last name is Knowles. NO ONE knew how to spell it before this bitch came along, now everyone thinks he/she's a farking comedian by asking me "Any relation to Beyonce?" (including a flight attendant at a Houston airport, where I believe she's from) My standard issue answer now is "Yes, I'm the white sheep of the family." Thanks for continuing to contribute to the family name, you diva biotch.
ReplyDeleteI also have to disagree on the Oprah thing.
ReplyDeleteShe would have had the store brought to HER!!!!
:-)
I'm suprised they didn't carry her Cleopatra style . I was going to say Mariah would just have ridden the BoyToy like a pony to the store but the image that put in my head was too disturbing. Oprah just would tell a lackey what she wanted , snapped her fingers and had them find them or off with their head.
ReplyDeleteGeez, lotsa Beyonce haters on here!! Whatev, of all the divas, she's my fave. In fact, this is actually the first diva behaviour I've heard from her, so she gets a pass in my books. And "talentless"?? Puh! I'd like to hear anyone who says that sing. Beyonce has an amazing voice.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I can think of that she was hoping to get photos of her entering and exiting her vehicle. Perhaps she has some kind of endorsement deal with the makers of the vehicle she is being driven in and with harvey nicholas.
ReplyDeletei don't know. i am making excuses most boring person on the planet. have you heard her an interview? it should be a sentence they give instead of community service. "you are convicted of shoplifting. You now have to watch 240 hours of Beyonce interviews. And pretend to enjoy it."
Enty I also disagree, Mimi, Aretha, and Oprah none of the three would walk across the street. They may not do the whole u-turn diva thing but they'd get someone else to shop for them.
ReplyDeleteI also agree it could have happened because her feet were hurting from uncomfortable shoes. If the shoes hurt bad enough some people just choose to take them off.
To each is own. Obviously Beyonce doesn't give a damn about the environment or anyone else for that matter.
Concerned about the environment? First a person must know the definition of the word. I am not certain BeYaki does.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised we haven't had more BI's on this "crew". I hear Matthew Knowles is a piece of work all alone to wild stories surrounding her husband (cough, cough). If this is true, it makes me want to slap that lace front off her head!
I guess you didn't hear about that stunt she pulled at the pre inauguration. Despite the interest of national security, Sasha Fierce refused to walk 4 blocks and demanded that her driver be allowed to transport HER along despite the fact that all cars were BANNED from the area. These celebrities are borderline psychotic.
ReplyDeleteI guess you didn't hear about that stunt she pulled at the pre inauguration. Despite the interest of national security, Sasha Fierce refused to walk 4 blocks and demanded that her driver be allowed to transport HER along despite the fact that all cars were BANNED from the area. These celebrities are borderline psychotic.
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is filming a DVD. Whoever buys and watches it won't know she went simply across the street.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, this much concern in someone elses life is not good ya'll. Ease back, lol.