Thursday, June 18, 2009

Belgian Porn Star Has The Most Popular Tour Bus


If you have been staying awake at night lately wondering what on earth ever happened to Miss Nude Belgium 2009, don't worry any longer. She has been found. Audrey, who doesn't want her last name used is a tour bus driver. It turns out she gave up her life of porn and nude beauty contests in order to provide a better life for her 3 and 4 year old kids.

How did she do that? She went to bus driver school. After a six week course though, her employer found out about her previous career and gave her a choice. Porn or bus driving. She chose bus driving. It turns out the company didn't really care that she was a porn actress. They cared whether she was going to be able to drive a bus during the day after working as an actress all night.

"We are solely interested in security for our drivers and customers. We don't wish to see a member of our staff finishing a show in the middle of the night and then picking up a bus at six in the morning."

That seems perfectly reasonable to me. Audrey prefers being a bus driver anyway. In fact, according to the company, Audrey "is one of the most popular drivers in the history of the company, and that her bus was almost always full." Hmmm. Must be because she never fails to signal when changing lanes.

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