Why Don't You Just Burn The Money?
In the my parents gave me a bunch of money to start a business and now I am going to lose it item of the day, someone is giving Amy Winehouse money. No, it isn't for her to buy them drugs. Instead a British designer named PPQ is about to throw Amy Winehouse millions of dollars for her to produce her own line of clothes for the company. This is no lie. This is no exaggeration. If I were an investor in the company I would immediately withdraw all my money.
What the hell is Amy Winehouse going to design? She always wears the same damn thing. Either jeans and ballet shoes or a dress with a ton of cleavage. And do you really think Amy can sketch? Do you think she will turn anything in on time? Hell no. All she is going to do is waste a whole bunch of money and turn out a bunch of product with lots of hidden compartments for drugs.
"The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy's style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelery like a bracelet."
There is nothing high end about Amy. I think they have the wrong person.
