What Courteney Cox Told Jennifer Aniston About Brad Pitt
According to the NY Post, this past Sunday night at the Chris Cornell concert here in LA, Courteney Cox and David Arquette were backstage when Brad Pitt showed up. Courteney and Brad spent the rest of the evening talking. When she got home, I'm sure Courteney called Jen.
Jen - (loud inhaling sound) Hello.
Courteney - You will never guess who I just talked to for 2 hours
Jen- Who?
Courteney - Brad
Jen - Brad? As in my Brad?
Courteney -Yep
Jen - Did he look good? Was the shrew there?
Courteney - He looked ok and no, she wasn't there.
Jen - Did he ask about me? You told him I was single right?
Courteney - Sure he asked about you
Jen - What did he say exactly? I want to know. Does he think of me and miss me? Does he call me and hang up like I do to him? Does he know I only slept with all these guys to make him jealous?
Courteney - He asked how you were doing and where you were tonight?
Jen - Did he sound like he meant it? How come you didn't call me? OMG, I could have come over. I don't know what I would have worn. I mean I could go with the jeans and a t-shirt thing, but, then after all this time it might have been better if he saw me in something else. Oh God, what would I have worn. I mean a dress can be casual, but he also might think I was trying too hard. I don't want to look desperate. Hang on I have to light this bong again. So, he asked about me? Did you tell him I looked good? I do look good don't I? Hello? Courteney? Are you still there? She must have hung up. Damn this bong. I need a new one.
oh come on Enty....while I did laugh out loud this, can't we all just let it go? Do you really think JA is THAT desperate? REALLY?
ReplyDeleteObviously I have no idea what goes in JA's head but for God's sake it's been FOUR years...
And I wonder if she gets really good weed...
Enty are you really a guy or are you a female?
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious!
ROTFLMAO!
The conversation between Brad and Courtney.
ReplyDeleteBrad-So Court, you on board with this thing?
Court- Yeah, that bitch has to go. She's driving us nuts.
Brad-Cool, my guy will get in touch with you where to pick up the poison. Has to look like an accident.
Court- I can't wait.
Brad- Then when it's over, Angie will get call you to let you know where to pick up your 2 orphan babies and the keys to your new island.
Court- Cool.
Hang on I have to light this bong again
ReplyDeletetooooooo funny and i like ror's version better (no offense Enty!!)
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ReplyDeleteaww poor jennifer. that's prob exactly how the convo went.
ReplyDeleteYou better be careful Enty, there are some major major JenA followers out there and they dont take kindly to anyone badmouthing her and liking the jolie-pitts, take it from someone who has experienced their wrath. hahaha .. I love your take and Ror's on their convo .. to have only been a fly on the wall when they were talking ..
ReplyDeleteLOL Enty!
ReplyDeleteLike Merrick said, we are about to ignite the ultimate Brangeloonie/Team Anniston blog war.
ReplyDeleteGooddammit...that's EXACTLY how the conversation went.
ReplyDeleteCourt, does this bong make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteYou know Jen, Brad's just not that into you.
I really don't care for any of them, but the Brangelina bunch that live at JJ's are ridiculous. They post round the clock the same shit over and over and a few are obsessed with their sex life. I bet Aniston does get the KGBs.
ReplyDeleteya it's totally worth murder...
ReplyDeletehorrible!! hilarious!!!! i love that! i want a next chapter!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO, Enty!
ReplyDeleteJax - The second kill is always easier. The third could be about someone burning your toast...
ReplyDeleteHey Watch What yuur writing mate and jenns not that despersparate shes one of the most famous people in hollywood shes the most talented actress ever and i love her billions !! im moving too amaerica when im older so i can possibley meet her cause im gonna be an actress anyway so that doubles my chances xxx.
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