Tuesday, May 05, 2009

What Brad Pitt Told Angelina Jolie About Jennifer Aniston


Angelina - Xin Chao
Brad - Hey babe, I just was talking to Courteney. I wanted you to know before you saw it in the tabloids.
Angelina - Was the shrew there?
Brad - No, she wasn't.
Angelina - What did you talk about?
Brad - This and that. My motorcycle. How good I looked. The usual.
Angelina - Well, while you were out having fun, I have been holding a conference call with world leaders about what to do about future pandemics that affect the world and how I can best put my expertise in all things to good use.
Brad - David has a new motorcycle. I was hoping he would let me ride it.
Angelina - I have also been teaching all of the kids how to read and write Vietnamese, training them in the proper use of guns and made Maddox give a lecture on how global warming will affect Africa.
Brad - They had the greatest craft service backstage. Oh, I have to go. He is playing Black Hole Sun. Bye.
Angelina - Tam biet.
(sound of line clicking over)
Angelina - Billy are you still there? I don't have anything on right now.

26 comments:

  1. ok enty, seriously now. you're bored today, aren't you?

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  2. I am howling right now! You are on a roll, kid, keep it up!

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  3. Chapter 3: What Angelina told Billy Bob about Brad Pitt.

    Billy, of course your bigger than he is.

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  4. LUV LUV LUV it..

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  5. Chapter 4: Jennifer Anniston hooks up with Jenny Shimizu

    Yes Jenny, I've always been curious but Melissa Etheridge wasn't interested in a three way with Brad.

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  6. Keep it going Enty!


    Luv, Luv, Luv It!

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  7. Anonymous11:56 AM

    LOLOLOL

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  8. The last line was the best. Funny funny.

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  9. i'd rather read "What Jennifer Aniston Told Norman The Dog"

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  10. LOLOLOL! next chapter tomorrow!

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  11. Dont be suprised if this comes up as an ***IUC EXCLUSIVE*** tomorrow with Enty as a source from the Brnagie camp! LMFAO

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  12. This is why I love this site! Too funny, Enty! Thank you for the BIG laugh today!

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  13. Tape recorders can be very incriminating. Wonder where Enty got his?

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  14. Bowing at enty's feet

    "We are not worthy. We are not worthy!"

    You rock!

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  15. Enty, you ROCK.

    Especially the last line. LMAO!!

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  16. Enty - I wish we could get drunk together. It would be so fun.

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  17. hahah Merrick......wouldn't surprise me....it would be a 'developing story ; LOL

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  18. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. I told you .. here is teh new exlusive from IUC .. enty, he is stealing your thunder and really fabricating the convo ..

    IUC Exclusive: Brad Pitt tells Aniston’s Best Friend “I’m Sorry”
    Posted on May 5th, 2009 by HisHighness in IUC:Entertainment, IUC:Exclusive
    At a Chris Cornell concert Sunday night at the Wiltern Theater in L.A. Jennifer Aniston’s best friend Courteney Cox had a heart to heart with Brad Pitt. Pitt, according to a friend of Cox, told Cox and her husband David Arquette that he regrets what happened to him and Jen and that he is still in love with her. “He poured out all his feeling to Courteney,” the source said. “He said he made a mess of his life since leaving Jen and that he misses her a lot. He also said he still loves her.” Developing…

    ****UPDATE**** A close friend of Pitt told IUC that Pitt’s parents have urged him for more than a year to leave Angelina and to reunite with Jennifer Aniston. Developing…

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  20. Oh, come on. You'd think they could make their fake gossip at least slightly plausible.

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  21. Mooshki, I totally agree. That site is laughable but the scary part is that people take this guy's word as gospel truth and then expound on it in a myriad of crazy ways. If you want a good laugh, go there read the post then read the comments, which are often times better then the original post

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  22. The comments are way better than the posts. I suspect that Keane,the woman commenter, the bi blogger and the hot Muslim chick are all one person.

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