Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Today's Blind Items

B- list movie and television actor. HUGE summer movie, and a very popular network drama. He hasn't really come out publicly, but he doesn't exactly hide it either. This isn't a post about his sexuality so much as it is about his sexual habits. It seems that our actor is very insecure about his manhood. So much so that during the entire time he is having sex he keeps asking his partner,"what do you think of my d**k?" "Tell me you like it." The guy will not shut up about it. Needless to say, despite his resume and money he doesn't get many repeat partners. Have some confidence. You are a movie star and television star and get pretty much your pick of partners. All you are doing by asking is making whatever you don't have, worse.


61 comments:

  1. Zachary Quintos?

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  2. Zachary Quinto. There was a Ted C. blind about the gay actor who would not agree to a female date for publicity arrangement.

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  3. how about a penile implant to lenthen it by an inch or two? hmm? whomever, it is he has to invest that money right or he's never getting laid again.

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  4. Anonymous2:27 PM

    yup. ZQ, almost definitely.

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  5. Agreed. Zachary Quinto ftw.

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  6. Yeah, he played gay to well when he was on SO NOTORIOUS as Tori's gay BFF.

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  7. Zachary Quinto...damn he's cute. i like men with dark hair. ;)

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  8. Can I go out on a limb and say Channing Tatum? He's going to be in that movie with Johnny Depp this summer.

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  9. Poor guy... I'll make the sacrifice and do him AND tell him how great he is... for a new car or something... ;)

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  10. i'm jumping on the channing tatum train.

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  11. I think Channing just got engaged.

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  12. Channing Tatum isn't a B- list TV actor. The only TV bit he's done where he's been an actor was in an episode of CSI: Miami.

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  13. If this is ZQ, notice that he calls "Heroes" a "very popular TV show". The actress from the other day, whom you all thought was Hayden Panettiere, is on a "very hit network drama".

    Just sayin'.

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  14. I was going to say Dominic Monaghan (Wolverine) until the insecure about his manhood bit. That man has plenty going on in his pants.

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  15. I mean, maybe it's just I limit myself to just reading CDAN and Dlisted, but I didn't hear any rumors about Channing Tatum or Dominic Monaghan being gay.

    I read the same Ted C BI that Cheryl mentioned.

    I'm sticking with Spock 09.

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  16. Karmen:
    There were rumors that Dominic Monaghan hooked up with Elijah Wood while filming LOTR and that they were living together in LA after the film wrapped. Gossiplist recently had old pictures of them holding hands. There were lots of rumors about gay/bi hookups on the LOTR set.

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  17. i'm with zach quinto team!

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  18. Must be Zachary. And, I'm sorry for the need to flame here, but I just can't help myself. On what freaking planet is Channing Tatum a B-list TV star on a popular drama? I swear...

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  19. Clearly Zachary Quinto, it can't be someone else. What are the other HUGE movies?

    So Enty considers Heroes a big network drama after all.

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  20. Technically, it's not summer yet, or is it already summer for the movies? Isn't Star Trek huge now? Is this maybe referring to last summer?

    'Cause Nestor Carbonnell is very pretty, and he was in The Dark Knight and is on Lost. He's married, though. Oh well, it's a different guess, even if it's a lousy one.

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  21. @ Harriet-I'm sure I'm reading this a while after it was posted, but the blind now reads "very popular network drama" so it is quite possible the other blind is still Hayden.. :-p
    As for the other, IMMEDIATELY thought of Zach Quinto. Right after the first season of Heroes came on, I went to a popular (at the time) bar in West Hollywood *known for being the epicenter of LGBT nightlife in LA* and stood right next to him at the bar, waiting for the bartender. He wasn't really known at the time but, since I was hooked on Heroes then, I recognized him. We chatted for a bit about him being on the show and his voice, mannerisms, etc all pointed to him being gay. So, in addition to being on Heroes, Star Trek qualifies as a HUGE summer blockbuster...Zach ftw.

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  22. You know, from my sleeping-around days, I can honestly say that there are few things worse than people who talk and talk during sleazy hookups -- It reminds me of the Sex and the City episode where one of the women hooks up with a guy who demands that she say "It's so (adjective) when you (verb) me like that." Annoying! Not hot!

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  23. Anonymous4:13 PM

    There's a simple way to get someone to shut up during sex, shove something in their mouth. Done and done.

    And I like the ZQ guess. Even if it's small, I'd still hit it.

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  24. Well, the change in the BI sure clears a few things up :)

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  25. No. NO. Anybody but Zachary Quinto. My fantasies must be kept alive!

    Some of the suits he sported during the promotional tour featured a very prominent bulge in the pelvic area. It appears he has nothing to fret about.

    Oh DNfromMN, if only that worked as well for the females in the room!

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  26. LMAO @ DNfromMN.

    You're an efficiency expert in RL, right?

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  27. I have to agree with Katy! Let's keep hope alive and vote for someone else!

    Who ever it is, if he was a bottom it wouldn't matter about how big it is! :-)

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  28. Sorry guys, I know it hurts, but it's Zachary Quinto. Doesn't mean you have to give up the fantasies, though. :)

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  29. Yeah, keep the fantasies alive. But having read the stuff Ted C. posted, I think it's safe to say it is Z. Quinto.

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  30. Anonymous6:09 PM

    I doubt the validity of this. Not that I know anything about Quinto personally, but I do know something about astrology.

    Assuming the June 2, 1977 birthday is correct, Quinto has both Mars and Venus in Aries. That is a very potent and powerful combination in the most masculine astrological sign. It would lead to a very active sex life (the mars part) and a real appreciation of beauty (the venus part). I doubt he has any problems in bed.

    He also has an amazing number of trines in his horoscope that lead to a very fortunate life. Specifically between Saturn, Pluto, his Sun and Jupiter. The trines with Pluto indicate power and those with Saturn indicate a willingness to work hard. His Sun and Jupiter conjunct.. another BIG indicator of good luck.

    If I lived in Hollywood and had the chance to make friends with this guy, I would. Everything in his natal chart incidates success. Whoever is posting these negative blogs is a fool.

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  31. Um, sorry Liz, but IMHO astrology is absolute nonsense. Zach Quinto FTW!

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  32. You must know the time of his birth then. If not, then anyone born on June 2, 1977 would have this amazing life.

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  33. I don't know a lot about astrology, either, but what little I've read about it indicates you really need a time as well as a date and place of birth to chart someone's horoscope.

    In any event, I've never seen a horoscope that doesn't make someone look like they have great potential in some area. If everyone lived up to their horoscopes, where would the total screwups fit in?

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  34. Astrology can be quite accurate IF you have the place of birth AND the time included. Can't just use the date.

    Zach does ping the gaydar for me, though.

    Enty-poo I am hoping you give us some detail about your Mem Day weekend..

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  35. Anonymous7:06 PM

    You need the birth time to determine which house the planets are in. First house, which holds the rising sign, indicates the self. If, for instance, you have Venus in the first house, it often indicates a pleasing appearance. Not knowing the time doesn't negate the validity of the aspects (trines, conjunctions, etc.)

    I don't know anyone else born on June 2, 1977 to validate whether they have a fortunate life or not but I suspect they do. Consider that Abe Lincoln and Charles Darwin were born on the same date. No one knows the times, of course, but no one can deny that both had a huge impact on the history of the world.

    Regardless of whether you believe in astrology or not, one has to speculate on the validity of blog that post gossip about a person's sex life. By its own admission, this site publishes "rumors, conjecture, and fiction".

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  36. LOL, Liz! True.

    I have had my birth chart done. It was pretty bang on. I didn't learn anything new about myself, or much of what my future might hold, but it was pretty accurate all the same. And IIRC, she said some accurate things about my husband, whom I had just met at the time.

    I prefer Chinese astrology over zodiac astrology. Seems to be a closer fit for me.

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  37. Anonymous7:26 PM

    If I knew Quinto's birth time I could indeed give a more accurate idea of who he is. If anyone finds out, let me know.

    He is one to watch.

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  38. The blind says, "what do you think of my d**k?" "Tell me you like it" Does not mean it is small. It sounds like someone effed him over big time for him to be traumatized to keep asking. It must be really bad if no one comes back for seconds. I certainly could deal with.

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  39. @ Cheryl - Damn, I didn't know that. Just got into celebrity gossip last year. Thanks for the info.

    @ DNfromNM - Good advice!

    @ kari B-rum - Very true. Someone could've messed with his head, but Enty finishes the BI with this: "All you are doing by asking is making *whatever you don't have*, worse." Regardless, confidence is more important than size in this instance.

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  40. Aww, poor Zac. Come to momma!
    I wish.... ;-)

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  41. Fangirls hopes are being crushed everywhere with this blind. Sigh. I knew a super sexy Spock was too good to be true.

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  42. Wow, a triple jinx! I don't think I've ever seen one of those before. :)

    I have a huge crush on Zach too, but I never thought for a second he was straight.

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  43. He doesn't do it for me. I keep thinking of Sylar slicing my skull open. So not sexy!

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  44. Whoever it is, I think it's kinda cute that he's insecure about his weenie.

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  45. Liz, where do you find birth charts? or do you do them yourself?

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  47. Liz, so you're saying that anyone with his birth chart couldn't end up with a teeny tiny weeny? I wasn't aware that d!ck size or quality were determined by the alignment of the stars.

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  48. I am an idiot...I got Channing Tatum mixed up with Chace Crawford. I guess Chace isn't in a huge summer movie unless you look at next year's Footloose.

    I will go with Zack like the rest of you.

    My aplogies to Channing and I'm glad he's straight because he is HOT. (Like I have a chance anyway!)

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  49. Maybe he was just talking dirty. Just throwing that out there.

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  50. Anonymous1:30 PM

    To Julie,

    Go to http://www.astro.com/ and start with Free Horoscopes. That is a good place for beginners to begin.

    To Idiot Watcher,

    Why not give me your birth date and time and let's find out?

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  51. I had no idea that Z Q was /is gay.
    Serious a guy that tall and with such huge eyebrows,should not be so insecure.

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  52. you have to know the time and the lat & longitude. or it's all to general to attribute anything.

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  53. Boo. I don't care what his orientation is - I hate he's a blind item. He's been so low key. I'd still hit it.

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  55. Zachary Quinto for sure, but I wish it weren't. Something about him seems so likeable - no matter what his sexual orientation- I don't want him to be ridiculed in blind items. I like him, I really like him.

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  56. Blind items are such BS, they are a blind item for a reason, so these writers can make up what shit they want.

    PLUS, have you ever seen Zach in tight jeans, there are plenty of pictures where something is clearly trying to get out... if he was small, you wouldn't have such an in your face bulge like in EVERY picture.

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  57. Hm, the only guy who ever asked me to praise his equipment was not insecure about it, just the opposite.... very much in love with his dick. Not that this is a statistically valid sample, mind you, but it does offer other interpretations.

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