To all executives who have heard Joe Simpson come in an pitch the new reality series for his daughter Jessica Simpson. It is not to late to save your jobs. Once you pick up the series, then unfortunately you will soon be looking for a new job and you will always be known around town as the person who gave the green light to a show where Jessica Simpson would be hosting and starring in a show. Don't worry. In-N-Out pays well for fast food and they promote from within.
Apparently Jessica Simpson's people (read daddy with the wandering eye), have been going around to networks pitching them a show which actually sounds like a good idea. Congratulations Joe. You thought of a good idea, but you need to bite the bullet and realize you will screw it up if you pitch your daughter to host it.
The show is called Price Of Beauty and would be about what women do all over the world to stay beautiful and how beauty is treated in different countries. The host would find some outrageous damn beauty treatment in that country and do it. Jessica Simpson is not the right person for this. She has no hosting skills and would seek out the tamest possible beauty treatment she could find. Dirty Jobs would not work if Mike Rowe was sweeping up grass clippings in front yards. It works because people want to see him try the most disgusting jobs there are. Plus he has years and years of hosting experience.
Jessica Simpson would ruin a potentially great idea. Our own Adrianna Costa would be very good at it. Brooke Burke might be still good for it. Jessica Simpson would not be good. Give her a bone Joe and let her sing the title song.
I like her for it.
ReplyDeletehaha love the tag Pimpa Joe
ReplyDeleteGo through with it. Then maybe her 15 minutes will be up and some other loon will take her place.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I dont see her doing a very good job at this. I think it involved being sensitive towards other cultures and I dont know if she has that in her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Mike Rowe should host it.
ReplyDeleteJessica should have enough money to retire and live comfortably by now.
ReplyDeleteDad is sleazy. I'm surprised he hasn't pitched a baby reality show starring Bronx Ugly.
I just want to see this girl be good at something. I know she is kind of a dumb dumb but I can't help but like her. She is not vicious trash like Paris and like Britney she seems stuck in a world she does not feel comfortable in pushed by daddy to make more money without concern over her best interest. Maybe these are not good reasons to give her a tv show but I can’t bring myself to hate on her.
ReplyDeletePair her up with Alba, and I'm glued to the set. Watching those two bitches mutilate themselves for ratings sounds like high comedy to me.
ReplyDeleteHow much does Mike Rowe get paid? I'm not sure it's enough....
ReplyDeleteI admire them for being good hustlers. Also this has proven to be all that society wants so, they're obviously in it only for the money and it will work.
ReplyDeleteNo matter how dumb it is, or whether or not Jessica is "any good at it".
The millions who will watch this show do not want to see an intelligent program in its place.
I think it's an okay idea. What could be worse than what's out there now? While she wasn't hosting, I saw her on a show pretending to work at a Circuit City or Radio Shack and she was actually funny. If Vanessa Manillo can hose a show, I guess Jessica can too.
ReplyDeleteOoops, I just saw my "hose" typo. I'm leaving it.
Blondy, I watched that show (love a good trainwreck) and "hose" is completely appropriate for what she did. Personality of a cardboard box.
ReplyDeleteNo. You know who would be great for that show? Carli!
ReplyDeleteI am sure she will screw this up as she has everything else lol.
ReplyDeleteDid you just tell Joe to give his daughter a bone? [snicker]
ReplyDeleteIs she dumb, I mean really? Sometimes she comes across as dimwit & then others an arrogant
ReplyDeleteb!tch wanting to play the dumb blonde roll.
Ewwwww, Syd! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHad to comment on Dirty Jobs (ADORE the show & Mike Rowe)-I knew Mike was an awesome host, but until I watched Build It Bigger, it really didn't hit me just how awful a show can be with a host who's a total wimp: Danny-Whatever whines & complains about EVERYTHING & doesn't do any work, but tries to take credit for what everyone else accomplishes-& always seems to piss the real workers off. (Tip for the whiner: if you're afraid of heights, you should NOT be hosting a show called Build It BIGGER)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree that Mike doesn't get paid nearly enough for being as great of a sport & host as he is.
Oh, & I second Harriet's suggestion of having Carli host Papa Joe's new show!
i say let her fail first before we treat her like she has.
ReplyDeletepersonally, i like her for the idea. she did lots on Newlyweds that we wouldn't have thought she would have done and everyone loved her.
aww, let her do it. she might fall flat on her face, she might do great. we can't put the cart before the horse. she's no great talent, but she's harmless (except to the legion of cowboys fans who think she's a curse). god love her, she has to do something with her life, and if this opportunity presents itself, then i hope she'll take it.
ReplyDeletei'm sorry, another new so-called reality show while REAPER has been yanked?
ReplyDeletenothing against jess, i've always felt sorry for her, i'm just really, really pissed that something ORIGINAL on TV is already off the air.
I'd like to see Carli do it but I don't want her to have to put up with Daddy Skeezoid.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially not Carli.
Bunny, Not only Reaper which I really liked (mostly for Ray Wise)but My Name is Earl got the ax too. :(
NO!
ReplyDeleteearl at least had a fan base, which they never gave reaper a chance to have! ray wise was fabulous, but the kevin smith influence was so obvious (hello, sock?) which i admit was what interested me in the first place. i'm just sick.
if they cancel survivor, and house, my life is over. totally.