In the I Threw Up A Little In My Mouth story of the day, Tila Tequila took to her MySpace page to tell the world who her boyfriend is. Although she wanted to keep it a secret, she just couldn't any longer because of all the rumors floating around about who she is dating. Uh huh. Oh, I know there are rumors, but I think the problem is the rumors have started to slow down and she wants that extra shot of publicity so figures she should take to her blog. So, who is Tila Tequila dating? Umm. Ray J. Yep. The guy who, courtesy of Kim Kardashian brought us the most boring porn of all time is probably making new porn with Tila.
"My real boyfriend is RAY J!!!!! Yes.....we've been dating for a while but didn't want the media to find out cuz it's nobody's business, but since all these other random rumors starting poppin up (sic) that I'm dating so-and-so, I finally felt that I needed to tell the world that rumors are NOT TRUE!!!! No man has made me feel so loved and so happy in such a long time. We really do love each other and I am so happy to have FINALLY met someone who treats me with respect and love."
I'm assuming that when she says with respect and love that means he lets her run the video camera sometimes. What I see happening here is another year of Shot Of Love, but this time they are both looking for a woman to bring home.
Lol - you neglected to mention that after her little announcement, she added a video of herself doing a striptease for him to "convince him to hurry home" to his woman. Yeah, she's all about privacy.
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ReplyDeletei gotta wonder if ray j knows he's in this loving and nurturing relationship w/ tila?
ReplyDeleteWho are Tila Tequila and Ray J exactly? I mean, seriously. One is famous for what, MySpace? And the other for a sex tape made with another person who is famous for...having a dad who defended O.J.? We're really scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel these days.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Ray J's 0 for 2.
ReplyDeleteWait, the love of Ray J and Cocktail wasn't real? hahaha
ReplyDeleteBut I do think there must have been a shred of truth to the Danger rumour, what with the look of horror on his face when it was her turn to speak on the reunion show.
Skipska, what was the rumor surrounding Danger? The only episode I ever saw was the one with the lie detector test, and dayuuum.
ReplyDeleteShe was saying before the show was over that she was pregnant and it was Ray J's kid. On the reunion she said she only thought she was pregnant and a 'friend' leaked the story to the press. Ray J looked terrified the whole time she was talking though, which led me to think there was definitely more to the story.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Ray J get one of the women in that stupid show pregnant??
ReplyDeleteOhhh thanks for the info! That is really shady; wonder if he forced an abortion?
ReplyDeleteWell there goes my lunch.
ReplyDeleteohhhh.. poor cocktail! to get dissed for tia tequila?? What a bummer.
ReplyDeleteplease if danger was really preggs with Ray 's baby that B would NEVER get an abortion. She's all about the spotlight. I might see her taking a large cash sum to quietly make her situation go away, because after that little announcement she sure turned quiet on the whole deal!
ReplyDeleteAnd rays face was CLASSIC when that topic came up on the reunion show.
whatever.. at least I don't have to see unique's fugly mug on tv anymore!!
Something tells me that Ray J's infamous golden stream might be seen as a token of love and affection in a hobag like Tila's eyes.
ReplyDeleteWell it could be worse...she could have said Russell Brand. :S
ReplyDeleteTila is bipolar (she admits it, it's even on her info section on her Myspace) and also claims to have multiple personalities. Remember a few weeks ago when she claimed her stalker broke into her house and put her dog in a car trunk and smashed everything? Yea, well she did the exact same thing a few nights later on Twitter. Everyone thought it was an imposter so celebs started asked her questions only she would know, and she answered them all right. She went on and on for hours about how she was going to kill herself. 2 days later she shows back up and says yep, it was her, and sorry about that, she has major problems and don't judge her.
ReplyDeleteI would still like to know why that was never reported since her "stalker break-in" 2 days earlier was everywhere online, and because it all played out on Twitter in front of everyone.
Now knowing all that, I would not be surprised to find out RayJ has a different um, opinion of what she is saying here.
I thought she was banging the Smashing Pumpkin guy. I guess she's better suited with Ray J both of them being mediawhores and all.
ReplyDeleteI'm still upset over the Trent Reznor engagement to some ditz. :( Everyone's growing up.
i thought she was banging Joe Francis?
ReplyDeleteArdleigh, I was going to say that Russell Brand was already busy with Holly Madison, but of course, that wouldn't stop him.
ReplyDeleteAltho I never watch reality shows I made the mistake of getting caught up in Tila Tequila's first Shot of Love season. The worst part about her for me is that she's completely likable, even for a fame whore.
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