In one of the closest contests in years, Michael Lohan and Shanna Moakler are vying to see who can contribute the most worthless information to tabloids and yet still earn a living doing it. Earlier this week it looked as if Michael was going to run away with the competition. With Shanna no longer involved with the Miss California USA pageant and having nothing relevant to say about any topic she was desperate. So, she did what she has done so many times before. Much like when Michael pulls a Lindsay quote out of his hat, Shanna decided that she and Travis Barker are back together and told Star all about it for a little pocket money.
That's right. Just two weeks ago they were done. This was after Travis caught Shanna having sex with another guy. No matter though, now the couple is back together and according to Shanna they are stronger than ever before. I guess that is fancy speak for my boyfriend is out of town shooting a movie and so I might as well be with Travis.
"[We are] 100 per cent together. We are absolutely talking about one day renewing our vows. We love passionately, we fight passionately. That's just who we are."
Yeah, that's fine. I really don't care what you do at home and if the two of you are cheating on one another. What I do care about is that you are revealing your relationship day by day to the tabloids because no matter what you try and do you can never stay in the spotlight enough to make you happy. You had your reality show shot at fame and it sucked. No one wants to see you. You married and divorced well and that is pretty much your claim to fame. Yeah, yeah she was Miss USA or something, but no one knows the name of any Miss USA five minutes after they win unless they get involved in some kind of scandal. You could throw a parade of the past 50 years of them in front of me and I might recognize three names.
Some of Shanna's kids are old enough to read now I think. Umm, what do you think they would say if they read mommy and daddy are divorcing and now we are back together. I am confused as hell and I just read about it. I don't even want to guess how many times one or the other has probably left the house for a day or a week and nothing ever gets said. Probably because Shanna didn't need the money that week.
I don't even know what Travis does anymore. Didn't Blink-182 disband about 5 years ago?
ReplyDeletei think travis plays into this too tho...i suspect he's as much a fame whore as shanna. it must be sad to be so irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteI really can not stand this woman and see ho reason why she would ever be relevant, seems like a trailer trash resident to me. And Travis, really, you cant find someone else besides Shanna who can take your tatoos
ReplyDeletedid I "ho?" I meant no or did I? Freudian slip ..:)
ReplyDeleteWait till her kids are old enough to see the episode of Entourage she guested on. Ick. Nast.
ReplyDeletedoes she really need the money? she must make pretty good money from the child support of oscar delahoya
ReplyDeleteso are you confirming the boyfriend shooting a movie out of town is Gerard Butler?
ReplyDeleteLove him. Always have, always will.
ReplyDeleteHer? Not so much.
very good, merrick, i was going to call you on that one!
ReplyDeleteI would think even the tabloids wouldn't find them "news" worthy. They really ought to tell her to fuck off so they can spend their money wisely for a change.
ReplyDeleteNobody cares.