This is Stefanie Zaner. Why is she on the top of the photos? Because Stefanie didn't miss one second of school between Kindergarten and her high school graduation. Once you reach a certain age it just takes a certain dedication to pull it off, but when you are in elementary school how do you go six years without ever catching a cold or getting injured or having your parents take you somewhere on a three day weekend? It is amazing, and definitely worth the top spot.
So, work with me on this one. This is Cameron Diaz but do you think if I had said Ashley Olsen in 15 years I would be wrong?
See, when you are Danish Princes firefighters will do cool things for you like set stuff on fire and let you put it out. You don't need to play with fire trucks and pretend when you can go out and do the same thing for real. Am I jealous? Hell yeah I'm jealous. When I was 7 I would have loved that. I'm sure the other kids at school are real happy they were invited. Oh, they weren't? Ass kicking time.
Do you remember about 10 years ago, you couldn't turn on the television without seeing Dionne Warwick and her damn psychic hotline. She looks good here.
I know I am about to show my ignorance, but what does Hilary Duff have around her neck? Is it a blanket for her cat? It can't be a scarf can it? The thing looks like it weighs 10 pounds. It's like a snuggie scarf or something.
Hugh Jackman finally made the Mexico City premiere. It was great of him to keep his promise.
Jennifer Lopez on the set of her new movie. Aww, seriously? Who gave her money to act? Come on people. I have never ever heard someone say, "Oh, I can't wait to go see the new Jennifer Lopez movie." Not once. Oh, except for Anaconda but they thought they might get lucky and see her get killed.
Doesn't exactly invoke Daniel Craig coming out of the water in his blue trunks does it? Oh, and so you know this was in Arizona in a very warm lake, so shrinkage should have been to a minimum.
Joan Rivers looks in a mirror.
Somehow Lady Gaga got a Rolling Stone cover.
And Melissa Joan Hart lost 42 pounds. How much of that was baby weight though? I'm shocked she managed to push Mel Gibson off the cover. I know Melissa said she had a deal with People, but I'm really surprised she didn't get pushed back a week.
Mandy Moore - Los Angeles (in probably the greatest record store that exists on the planet)
Nicolas Cage on the set of his movie. See the caption for Jennifer Lopez's photo but substitute Leaving Las Vegas for Anaconda.
Nelly Furtado is back.
Nicole Richie at Larry King right before she was bumped to tonight from last night.
Say what you will about Peaches Geldof. She seems to be growing up a little. Plus, this company Ultimo is paying her a ton of money to promote their products and she showed up, looks good and if I am the company I am happy.
The Bangles - New York
I don't know who Victor Gonzalez is but Uncle Jesse called and wants his jacket back. No? How about Crockett or Tubbs?