I can't tell if this is an attempt by Kate Gosselin to smile or if Paul Teutel perhaps forgot to shower.
The one time a year where Ashley Judd gets to be the center of attention and bring her special brand of misery to the rest of the world
Hello Anna Paquin.
Christie Brinkley and her daughter Alexa Ray Joel who looks remarkably like her stepmother Katie Lee Joel.
Dave at Indy. Enough said.
Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz doing press for Bones.
Hedi Klum on her GNTM show. The G is for Germany in case you were wondering.
Wow, I didn't know tuxedo shirts were making a comeback. It looks like a senior class picture from a tiny town where they are dressed up for the big city.
I didn't even recognize Josh Duhamel.
Who doesn't love James Lipton?
Apparently Katie Holmes didn't get the whole 80's memo and has decided to jump both feet into the 70's. Next thing you know she will be doing a Rhoda remake.
Katharine McPhee in Washington DC.
This is Lindsay Price, but I think the important thing to not here is when in the hell did Godiva start making milkshakes and how come no one told me?
Megan Fox and her ever lengthening hair extensions. I wonder if she ever dresses as a blond and lets BAG call her Donna.
Speaking of bags. Mario Lopez in Indy.
And after the interview Shia LaBeouf took his turn parking cars. Or I would have accepted being the greeter at the door to Olive Garden.
This is Toni Braxton. Didn't recognize her. Maybe it is the booze.
Tim Roth makes a first appearance in the photos.
The one time a year where Ashley Judd gets to be the center of attention and bring her special brand of misery to the rest of the world
Hello Anna Paquin.
Christie Brinkley and her daughter Alexa Ray Joel who looks remarkably like her stepmother Katie Lee Joel.
Dave at Indy. Enough said.
Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz doing press for Bones.
Hedi Klum on her GNTM show. The G is for Germany in case you were wondering.
Wow, I didn't know tuxedo shirts were making a comeback. It looks like a senior class picture from a tiny town where they are dressed up for the big city.
I didn't even recognize Josh Duhamel.
Who doesn't love James Lipton?
Apparently Katie Holmes didn't get the whole 80's memo and has decided to jump both feet into the 70's. Next thing you know she will be doing a Rhoda remake.
Katharine McPhee in Washington DC.
This is Lindsay Price, but I think the important thing to not here is when in the hell did Godiva start making milkshakes and how come no one told me?
Megan Fox and her ever lengthening hair extensions. I wonder if she ever dresses as a blond and lets BAG call her Donna.
Speaking of bags. Mario Lopez in Indy.
And after the interview Shia LaBeouf took his turn parking cars. Or I would have accepted being the greeter at the door to Olive Garden.
This is Toni Braxton. Didn't recognize her. Maybe it is the booze.
Tim Roth makes a first appearance in the photos.
"Speaking of bags."
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I love Bones! Emily is so pretty.
ReplyDeleteThe "bags" joke rocks. What's Mario doing there anyway? Doesn't he realize when the announcer says "they're nose to tail and it's two on one"...he means the race cars?
ReplyDeleteWish I was beside of the statuesque Katherine McPhee at that piano. I'd just HAVE to ask her if she knows what's better than four roses on a piano...
lol.
As much as I love hot tattooed chicks, I have to say Megan Fox's tattoo is HORRIBLE. And also, I find her incredibly boring. Which I think I may have pointed out before. I like to repeat myself with these things.
ReplyDeleteCaroline, I love Bones, too.
ReplyDeleteToo bad Kate G. isn't wearing a helmet to cover that damn hair.
Godiva and milkshakes sound like a match made in Heaven.
I swear that I had a similar tuxedo shirt in 1983. Only mine had red pinstripes and a thin red tie. At least I have the excuse that it was the 80's.
Alexa Ray looks exactly like Billy, but thankfully she got the 'gorgeous gene' from her mother!
ReplyDeleteI waited tables downtown Indianapolis for 10 years, but unfortunately all my celebrities were nice. ESPECIALLY Ashley Judd, believe it or not!
It was her first Indy 500 with Dario, so maybe she was getting laid a lot. I know that makes me nice to everybody.
Hopefully Alexa Ray got her brains from pops cuz her mom is a classic dumb blonde.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE TIM ROTH!!!!
Four Rooms is one of my all time faves.....'alloooo, Betty.
That poor biker to have that fungus on his back.
ReplyDeleteAnna P looks like an younger Jessica Lange there.
I've been saying how much the new Mrs. Joel and her stepdaughter could be sisters.
I don't like Emily's dress but really like her and David.
I like James Lipton but everytime I see him I see Will Farrell doing that skit as Mr.Lipton.
The background with Katie looks greenscreened. I expect the alien spaceship to land on the lawn.
Godiva chocolate milkshakes? Sign me up!
Speaking of bags. HAHAHA! Loved that!
Shia reminds me of those young religious folk who come to my door at 8AM on Saturdays and expect to turn me to Jesus.
Tim Roth looks perplexed maybe he handed Shia his car keys and can't get over the fact Shia isn't the valet.
Are you sure that's Josh Duhamel? It really looks more like Jeff Gordon........
ReplyDeleteWhat's that about Toni Braxton and booze? I heard she has been freaked out about her son being autistic and then she had some sort of "mystery illness" a while back.
ReplyDeleteMooshki, you nailed it, "speaking of Bags"...I almost snorted beer OUT of my nose!
ReplyDeleteAnd are we sure that that's Josh and not Jeff Gordon? Check out the receding hairline...
littlekanawha, I just read your post. Great minds think alike.
ReplyDeleteWas watching the Arrested Development episode with James Lipton last night. LOL ... so funny.
ReplyDeleteI didn't get the Ashley Judd dig, why is she so bad (not a fan just don't have a clue).
ReplyDeleteOh, and I think Katie Holmes is mocking Tom with her long, long looking legs in that pic or at least basking in not having to squinch down for the day.
ReplyDeleterobert Ashley isn't exactly consistently nice. As a matter of fact she's more bitch than not. Do a search on 'mute stones' with her name.
ReplyDeleteLibby, glad you had a good experience with her:) It's a rare find.
Wynonna is the real sweetheart in that family.
That really doesn't look like Josh Duhamel. I loved him when he started on AMC.
ReplyDeleteI agree that Megan Fox's tattoos are not great.
Am I the only one that thinks Paul Teutel is hot?
I really like Heidi's outfit.
I just speed-watched the entire season of True Blood on TMN. I'm looking forward to season two, it's actually not bad, and I looove Anna Paquin!
ReplyDeleteI thought the Josh Duhamel pic was a younger Chris Noth. But maybe I should put on my glasses...
Ditto on M.Fox's tattoos. Plus she's a try-hard, what with all her dumb comments (I look like a man!!" "No wait, i'm too beautiful to get parts!" Wait, wait I'm a bisexual video game addict!!" "does everybody wanna fuck me yet??!?!")
Bitch, please.
Shia looks ridiculous. 'Nuff said.
oh i love the "lie to me" dude!
ReplyDeletewow, check out that steinway behind katherine mcphee...
lol, shia totally looks like a small town valet parking guy. poor thing.
Kate's got 8 kids who depend on her, what's she doing on a motorcycle without a helmet?
ReplyDeletertsew, I assumed it was short for "douchebag."
ReplyDeletekatie holmes just looks like shit these days. it's like she just gave up at some point.
ReplyDeleteanyone got any good shia stories besides the blind items?
ReplyDelete"greeter at the door to olive garden", lol! surprised i didn't wake up the kids laughing at that one :)
ReplyDeleteTim Roth rocks! I've now watched all of 'Lie To Me' and without his performance, I think it would be just another dull procedural. With him, it's must-see tv. I can't take my eyes away when he's on screen.
ReplyDeletethere's something very odd about that picture of katie. Like she's standing on stilts under those big pants. NO one's legs are THAT long.
ReplyDeleteAnna Paquin looks OLD. Pretty, but "mature".
ReplyDeleteAnd Megan Fox is a prime example of why pretty women shouldn't get tattoos. In my opinion. They make pretty women look trashy, but I do think they work on women who are less girly-pretty and more like attractive-edgy.
I'm with you, Kathryn! Why aren't Kate and Pops Tuetel BOTH wearing helmets? My husband rides, and was in a horrible accident a few years ago. The helmet wasn't what saved him (not a scratch on it) - but the armored clothing sure did it's job. The joke amongst his riding friends is: Q) What do you call a rider without a helmet and wearing shorts, tank tops, sandals, etc.? A) An organ donor.
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint you peeps but those aren't milkshakes. Godivas often have gourmet coffee. I'm sure she's drinking some sort of iced coffee concoction/Frappucino rip off, drizzled in Godiva chocolate sauce.
ReplyDeleteOHMIGOSH... I saw a ragmag cover this weekend with Kate on there.. I had NO IDEA she was the dark haired dorky chubby chick once!!!! AMAZING what bitchdom and stardom and all that shit brings... what a JOKE!!!
ReplyDeleteI actually like and admire Ashley Judd; I saw her documentary on prostitutes in India, which was very good.
ReplyDeleteAnd for some reason I like her movies -- Ruby in Paradise, her first, is excellent.
And I wanted to say about Megan Fox: I don't think she knows who she is yet. She plays the vixen and poses for Maxim and then complains about her beauty.
ReplyDeleteWhat other actress recently said that it was her good looks that got her as far as she did? Oh gosh, can't remember now...
Because there's no way Megan Fox would have gotten as far as she has without those looks.
Never mind Godiva. It's Leonidas all the way for me, bb.
ReplyDeleteThe Godiva drinks are awesome...they've had them for a couple of years now. I walk past the store, smell, look at them, and then keep walking for fear I'll get addicted.
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