Monday, May 11, 2009

Random Photos Part One

Ms. Cool submitted this picture she took of Danny Gokey of American Idol while he was performing in Milwaukee. And because I don't watch the show, perhaps someone could tell me what everyone is doing with their hands. It seems like they are imaginary binoculars for pre-school kids.
Annette Bening and Warren Beatty look really good here. They always seem to match.
How long have these two been married? I think we need to come to the conclusion at some point that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are going to make it, at least until her plastic starts degrading.
Speaking of plastic, I don't know what happened to the Alicia Keys from last year and the one from this year, but she looks completely different.
Amy Poehler looks fabulous and Will Arnett is just off in his own little world.
I don't think I realized how skinny Donatella Versace is until this picture. It is no wonder that Allegra feels so much pressure. Hopefully though Allegra can just say no to all of the plastic surgery.
En Vogue - New York
Gwen Stefani out shopping with Kingston. I'm guessing she said no to something.
Jennifer Lopez and Lisa Rinna should just stand in front of each other at this point if either needs a mirror because they are like twins.
Jamie Lee Curtis has found the Britney wig.
Jessica Simpson - San Antonio
Long time no see, Kimberly Locke. I didn't see Harvey in any of the photos with her, and I have no idea if they are still dating or if he is back with his wife.
This is Derek Hough and Lil'Kim in Miami. Now, I know it is not like Hulk Hogan with his hand up his daughter's crotch, but Lil' Kim is about an inch from grabbing on to Derek's, ummm peen. You don't usually sit like that when it is just friends. I wonder where Shannon Elizabeth is?
Happy birthday to Malin Akerman. She is one of my favorites. Here she is with her husband Roberto Zincone.
Matthew Broderick looks younger like this. Maybe it is those suits he always wears, but they make him look older than dirt.
I would be smiling like that if I didn't have to work for the rest of my life. Of course Marla maples did have to have sex with Donald Trump so, not really a win/win.
The lovely Natalie Portman with no Sean Penn in sight.
It has been a long time since I had Noah Wyle in the photos.
Last night was the Amazing Race finale. They had a party at some Marriott Courtyard in New York. I didn't want to blow it because there are people in other countries who have not seen it yet. But, I thought you might like to see Phil and his dad.
They just don't move or show any expression. It's amazing. And creepy.
If she can't be first, Rashida Jones gets to be last. That way she still gets attention.


40 comments:

  1. They're making a heart with their hands. Kids these days...

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  2. Aw, thanks Enty. My husband actually took the picture. I didn't tell you that. I think the heart thing has to do with something he does in honor of his late wife or something.

    Rashida Jones looks lovely.

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  3. Phil Keoghan LOVE! And I love how he ignored Luke at the finish line & focused on his mother, who did ALL the back-breaking work in the race.

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  4. I'm pretty sure with Lil Kim, sticking your hand on a dude's crotch just comes naturally.

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  5. Please don't say it's just me but ... um ... isn't Annette Bening starting to look like Shirley MacLaine?!?!?!

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  6. I heart Rashida!

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  7. Anonymous1:46 PM

    I'm amazed that Matthew Broderick can balance on a razor scooter with a kid on it already: all 4 feet are on that thing.

    The story behind Jamie Lee Curtis's wig is pretty awesome. Summary.

    J.Lo's got a bit of a tummy still, I'm amazed she let herself get photographed with it.

    I love the Arnett-Poehlers. It's a shame I don't like Amy's show one bit at all.

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  8. Every time I see Rashida she looks even more beautiful.

    I've always thought J.Lo was really pretty despite her personality, but in that pic she actually makes Marc Anthony look good by comparison.

    I like her spicing things up and having some fun, but that color just does not work with Jamie's skin tone.

    I'm glad Malin is sticking with brunette instead of going back to blond. It makes her more distinctive. Take a lesson, Leighton.

    I still can't believe SJP and Broderick are trying to save their marriage with new babies. Suck an awful idea. (LOL, leaving typo in as it is awesome.)

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  9. Besides the Amazing Race finale, didn't Phil just finished his cross-country bike ride to raise awareness for MS?

    I always thought Jamie Lee would be a fun person to hang out with.

    I think Donatella is wearing ten layers of Spanx.

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  10. Isn't Leighton blond for a movie role? She has to go back to brown for GG. They can't have 2 lead blonds. that would just cause chaos.

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  11. LOVE JAMIE LEIGH...SHE USED TO COME INTO THE SHOP I WORKED IN ALL THE TIME IN SOHO....SHE IS JUST AS SHE SEEMS DOWN TO EARTH...VERY COOL...

    I THINK ANNETTE AND WARREN LOOK THE SAME AGE...SCARY...I KNOW SHE'S MUCH YOUNGER...

    AND WHATS WRONG WITH NATALIE'S DRESS ?
    EVERYTHING LOOKS LOW....

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  12. Grattis pa fodelsedagen, Malin!

    And I have to say, I kinda like the sideburns on Broderick. Makes him look more manly, in a retro kinda way.

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  13. I thought the same thing Shazzzba, Annette and Warren look the same age!

    I'm guessing Derek Hough (who I think is SOOO hot) isn't a Mormon anymore...?

    Jessica = Thunder Thighs, hee hee

    JLo is wearing the stupidest expression EVER, look at those lips, what a dipshit.

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  14. I am so happy to see Natalie Seanless!

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  15. doesn't jho get that the constipation pout she does in every. damn. picture. is ridic?!

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  16. Yeah, I think the Houghs abandoned the Mormons a while ago. I seriously get a big-old-gay vibe from Derek. Is it just me???

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  17. I'm back! :) Bruised and a bit scarred but everything was benign!!!

    LOVE Phil...he's sexy! Maybe I'll meet a cute New Zealander and bring him home with me.

    Hard to believe that Lil' Kim is my exact twin (7/11/75). She looks way older b/c of her plastic face.

    I don't know why but I get the feeling that Derek (and many dancers) would be good in bed...and I'm not all that attracted to him either...there's just something about him.

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  18. Anonmom- nope not just you on the gaydar. i only get the desperate famewhore vibe from his sister.

    Kirsten- I know! that kid is damn lucky he was hearing impaired, because otherwise he would have been told off a few times for being such a dick! i think most of the players were too nice to do it because of his disability.

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  19. Lil Kim was ROBBED. All I got to say.

    Oh, and Portman's dress is hanging way too low. Looks like she's got micro-nips peeking out.

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  20. I am clinging to shreds of hope that Derek Hough is not, indeed, gay. Yes, any guy that gorgeous does set my gaydar sirens off, but I'm hoping this might be one for OUR team, haha

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  21. HOORAY, GREEN WAVE!
    see, i told you all would be well!

    now see, i thought all those kids in the top pic were doing the "bird man junior" thing wrong. i know i was a little slow at it at first.

    DN, thank you for the JLC story. she has always been a favorite of mine, and i kind of like the wig. she's a fabulous human being!

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  22. Congrats Green Wave. Had my own not as invasive scare 2 weeks ago. Hate those.

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  23. Congrats GreenWave! Glad to hear all is well!

    DNfromMN,Thanks for the Jamie L. update. How very cool of her to not care what people said but to do it for a BIGGER reason. She is awesome.

    Wow! Being royal really makes people happy hunh?

    Love Demi's dress. Did Ashton steal that huge tie from his old show?

    J.Lo looks like a BAD tranny.

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  24. Rashida Jones is so pretty! Jessica Simpson looks really bad.

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  25. Damn .. Warren Beatty sucked the feisty outta Annette! That outfit and hair just scream "Hip Grandma!!" and she isn't that old!!

    Looks like JLo has co-opted the whole "Prune" deal from the Olsen Twins. And is she trying to look like she is humping Skeletors leg??

    Jamie Lee .. love love love her!!!

    And yes - Selenakyle - Natalie had some micro-slippage.

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  26. Donatella looks like a leather Incredible Mr. Limpet and Jennifer wants to be Donatella some day.

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  27. I think there's some real chemistry between Lil' Kim and Derek Hough and I love it! They were by far the most interesting couple and both are great dancers. I'm so disappointed that they were eliminated. I assumed he was gay but seeing their interaction, now I'm not so sure.

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  28. Since when is Lil Kim white?

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  29. CONGRATS GREEN WAVE!!

    Lauren, i thought the same thing too.. I even had to call my man over and show him. She's bleaching her skin or some shit... At least she stopped drawing on her brows with a sharpie!

    Thats the same pic from Drunken stepfather with Portman's nip- slip. The link is in an older post from today.. i think she did it on purpose!!

    Figgy- that's the same size as my thighs... so thanks :P
    (I'll just take it as a slam to jessica and not take it personally...besides, I have the baby in utero to blame)

    Rashida Jones is a total cutie. Loved her in "I love you, man".

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  30. Love Amazing Race!!!
    Love Phil!

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  31. I thought those people had arthritis.

    monalisa999 - you are so spot on. Separated from birth.

    I guess that Kimberley Locke comment was an open secret reveal?

    Congratulations Green Wave! Glad you're back.

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  32. GWG, glad to hear that everything is cool with you! Prayers answered!!
    Welcome back ..

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  33. Oh and love Jamie lee. Awesome story behind the wig.
    And see, some Hollywood offspring actually turn out good despite their parentage!

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  34. Green Wave - great news! AND they seem like they may be good in bed because they are flexible and move smoothly.

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  35. Jamie Lee Curtis wore the wig of a little girl that died not too long ago.

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  36. WTF with Ducklips Simpson?

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  37. Any ideas what the Gwen Stefani comment ("I'm guessing she said no to something.") is all about?

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  38. i just interpreted it to be about kingstons frown - he looks like he is about to start crying!

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  39. Donatella Versace looks like a trout!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  40. Alicia Keys didn't need any work done

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