Paula Abdul Stays Focused On Her Craft

You laughed when you read the headline didn't you? Me too. The only problem is that the Los Angeles Times actually used it on their website and they were not trying to be funny. Seriously. Click the link if you don't believe me. I actually read the article which shows all of you how much I care. It was painful, and I never really figured out what her craft is, but I do know Paula needs to stay focused. I think we can all agree on that. If she stops focusing, the next thing you know it is trip over your dog time and sleeping on the floor.

I think the writer was referring to her singing. Is that her craft? She is going to sing tonight on American Idol. OK, let me take that back. She sang somewhere a few months ago. Someone recorded that and that is going to be on American Idol tonight. Oh, she will be moving her lips, but she doesn't even sound that great on a recording so there is no way she is ever going to make that morning show appearance and sing live.

You know she wants this record to do well because as she gets further and further from her "singing" career people will only remember her as the crazy judge from Idol who always looked drunk. Oh, and she was married to Charlie Sheen's brother. Yeah, the brother who fell off the face of the earth.