Nick Cannon Should Give Up Now Against Eminem
Nick Cannon may be the toy of Mariah and can get some air time if he really needs it or if Mariah Carey lets him, but Eminem has his own radio channel on Sirius and since he can say anything he wants on it, Nick really doesn't stand a chance. Eminem was hosting his show the other night when he told listeners, "We're taking callers right now (from) any woman who wants to be peed on." When asked what he'd say to Mariah if she called in, Eminem replied: "I already did that."
When Nick heard that he probably either went ballistic or went running to Mariah in her room and asked her if it was true. I think we all can agree that Mariah would never do anything like that and probably pretends she has no bodily functions so she told Nick to stop being so crazy and to go finish washing her clothes, and if he was good, then later she would let him brush her hair and watch himself on Nickelodeon before he did all the ironing.
Wow... kinda sad that Em is still flogging the Mariah horse. I can't stand that woman and LOVE Eminem but it's pretty clear that while she's moved on, he clearly cannot.
ReplyDeleteWhat I really want to know is what makes golden showers such a turn on? I cannot compute. That's just ... bleah.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that Nick Cannon behaves and sounds like a child. I would like to know what is Eminem's problem?
ReplyDeleteI personally cannot wait for this alleged hip hop battle. Nick Cannon is such a dumbass for challenging Eminem!
ReplyDeleteAnd all that stuff in his rant about how Mariah is a black woman because one of her parents is black just gets to me. One of my parents is black, and I even have an afro, but that doesn't make me BLACK. It makes me all the wonderful races that I am. I was raised by the caucasian side of my family and don't consider myself to be just black simply because my father is.
I kinda resented that, Nick-elodeon.
LOL, Enty! Eminem has issues with a capital ish, but I still find him interesting. He's like the Hemingway of rap.
ReplyDeleteeminem is over glorified and has penis issues. GO NICK!! i also respect nick cannon for making business moves for himself. so what if mariah has more money?
ReplyDeleteI'm with Mooshki - I think Em is great. Honestly a great talent, obviously doing this for publicity, and now also cause it's fun. Nick was stupid for going there - get over it. Of all the people Eminem disses, they all let it go because it's MUSIC. I'm quite enjoying it, actually.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little disappointed in this new album because it's more of the same - but dude was totally ground-breaking in the rap scene.
Yes Eminem was ground-breaking in the rap scene, but that seems to be in the past.
ReplyDeleteHis new album is definitely more of the same, so does that now make him a has been?
Dunno. Most artists have an album that = FAIL. I hope/expect he'll give us something better next time. That being said, he's mostly moved on to producing - maybe he should stick with that from now.
ReplyDeleteWhat's Cannon done lately?
*from now ON
ReplyDeleteEm's new album is terrible; the first time I've ever been disappointed in one of his.
ReplyDeleteYou're right rocket. I just wish he didn't have a bad album and a big mouth at the same time.
ReplyDeleteLike I said before about Nick he acts and sounds like a twelve year old.
Yes, Eminem isn't necessarrily getting better, but come on- he hit his gold with his 2nd LP in my opinion and has not really done anything to top that since. REGARDLESS- he is an outstanding rapper, can freestyle better than probably any other rapper who is alive (save the lyrcal genuises Talib, Mos Def, Rakim, etc.)-In commercial rap he is one of the kings. Nick Cannon needs to sit the fuck down. If he thinks he can battle everyone who disses his washed-out, diva bitch, pants-too-tight-wearing wife, he'll be a very busy warrior for the next...um... until he dies.
ReplyDeleteHe can start at my house... my 4 year old daughter could out-rhyme him!
Re: who is more immature- sure Eminem is immature...he got famous being immature and using crazy, messed-up, controversial rhymes. He didn't start that- I think Eazy E can take the credit for that- but he sure as hell made a new name for white rappers in the industry since.
ReplyDeleteEm's crazy lyrics and insults aren't shocking anymore, that is what he does. He fully knows that not everyone loves him. It's not going to stop him from doing his thing. As far as writing rhymes goes, he is awesome.
lol @ Mooshki's Hemingway of rap!
ReplyDeleteIn the immortal words of Tupac Shakur, Nick, you better shut the F(*( up before you get knocked the f(*( up.
ReplyDeleteI can Em solely using this for publicity for a new album, especially a crappy one. Nick is just perpetuating it and Em is eating it up and spitting out $$$.
merrick, i think u mean back the F*** up fore u get smacked the F*** up... but then again you could be think of a different song.
ReplyDeleteAhhh gotta love Pac.
Em doesn't need to make a whole album about Nick Canon. He's had worse beef with ACTUAL artists in the past and the most he'd give anyone is a song or two.
I'm sure Nick's "threats" are as funny to him as they are to everyone else.
Jungle007, I bow to you, as I was having a brain fart about my fav Tupac song .. after I posted it I realized that I was wrong, but it still worked. Now I will be singing it all day ..
ReplyDeleteNick C is childish.
ReplyDeleteWould like to know what Mariah did to Eminem that got him pissed at her.
@ Merrick- "hit em up" is one of the best (if not most brutal) Tupac songs ever!! I'm the loser that has it memorized... but then, with tupac, he could have said it your way in a different song! I actually wasn't sure, he way you put it sounded right too :)
ReplyDeleteEither way, Nick Cannon is going to get annihilated!!!!!!
@ sylvia- actually, listening to the song i expected him to be dissing her more, but he sounds more like he's begging her to come back to him... and in his frustration he starts calling her a cunt and a whore... *sigh* how romantic.... he tells Nick to "back-b-back the f*** up"... (or something along those lines... i only listened to it once).
It's just a huuuuge dis to Nick cuz... hell, it's like having an ex get up on a stage in front of you and your new hubby and sing you a love song he wrote just for you. Nick feels dissed and Mariah's probably so flattered that we'll be hearing about a hook-up between a married songbird and an A list rap artist in an up-coming BI!!! LOL! :)
oh no Jungle you did NOT just compare Eazy-muthafuckin-E to Em?
ReplyDeletehells to the no. that's like comparing a Big Mac with Lobster.
and Easy E ain't no Big Mac. RIP.
sorry, if i wanted my rap to stay in 2002 i'd totally buy Em's new album ,but we don't want that old tired shit.
"Cracka bottle, butbtubtuba bottle"
sorry that shit is weak.
The entire album sucks. He needs to retire and stick to producing.
ReplyDeleteI think this radio segment was from a couple of years ago and was put out on youtube following Nick's rant.
ReplyDeleteThe singles off the album were the worst songs, the album is great!!
Yes, it is similar to the MMLP and SSLP and I loved it!!
Can't wait for the next album to come out...
I think it's already been said. Em probably said the shit to be funny and then Nick got all pissy so now it's a game.Frankly, if Mr. Carey would've just let it go it would have ben over in a week.
ReplyDeletePeople trip me out saying things like "Em was wrong for talking about his wife like that." Now let's be real he hit it, she denied it and even went so far as to make a song denying it. If you aren't supposed to talk shit about people's wives where does it end? Aren't we setting a dangerous precedent here? Does that mean I can't clown Nick Cannon about being married a Barbie doll, simply because he's her husband? Isn't that a little sexist? I'm female so I'm not allowed to talk shit about my ex because he's married? What about people who have children? Are we not allowed to talk shit about Em because he has a child? In which case Nick needs to sit down and shut up. So now the OctoCooter is off limits because she has 20,000 kids, or is it okay to talk about her because she has 20,000 kids and no husband? But she's not technically a whore because all of hers were conceived in a lab... the whole thing is just dumb and people need to find more constructive things to bitch about.
Jax- I compared them in the sense that I said that Eminem didn't start the shock-lyrics. A surprisingly huge amount of people think he started it. All I was saying is that eazy should get the credit for that.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how that turned into me making em into a lobster and eazy a big mac... ew.
and to miss gypsy eyes- I agree completely with that notion and I think that was over looked in this post... Nick calls eminem racist because he disses a woman who happens to be half black, even though em's insults to mariah have nothing to do with her race.
ReplyDeleteIf someone called me a slut or a cunt, i wouldn't consider them racist. If a white person called me a n***** slut, or a black person called me a honky cunt, then i'd be thinking racism.
These are some pretty weird insults i'm pulling out of my ass here :S
I like "honky cunt." It has a nice ring to it. :)
ReplyDelete... *"Em"ma ANU$ is "Em" UN-"talented" 'KLOSET'ed KWEER whom*
ReplyDelete'I'll NEVER' "let up on" because *he* "let" Brittany Anne Murphy Bertolotti-*SKUM-jackA$$* GET HOOKED ON *drugs* and NOW Her "career" is 'DEAD'...
... li'l "song" 'bout Britt "Em" *that CRETIN aka "Em"NEMA "Em" aka "Em"-N-ANU$*...
... *ah"Em"*...
"... Britt-any Murph-y's HOOKED ON *DRUGS*... DOO DAH... DOO DAH... now She "is" a *WASHED-UP WH0RE*... ALL DOO-DAH "day"...
... *"Em"NEMA is* WHITE...
... *"Em"NEMA is* G_Y...
... *he* LET Britt GET "HOOKED ON"
*drugs*... now Her "career" has PASSED... AWAAAAY...
... so BLOW ME... *you bleach-"blonde"-haired 'LOSE'r PHAGGOT*.
... The "Em"D."
... 'NUFF "sung" and *SAID*.
... and GET OVER *it*.
ReplyDeleteDo you *seriously* not get over it???
ReplyDeleteclassalpha - I banish you and your annoying comments.
ReplyDelete...NUFF SAID