Michael Lohan Is A Deadbeat Dead And So Much More
You really only find this kind of craziness in the Lohan family. It doesn't seem to matter if it is mom or dad or the kids, they are chock full of something and it isn't like the rest of us. Somehow Michael Lohan managed to get himself arrested last month and no one knew about it. Mr. Publicity who always has an opinion about Lindsay or Dina or Ali so he can see himself in the news, but when he gets arrested, it's shhh, don't wake the neighbors. Well, someone finally figured it out and Michael went to a court hearing yesterday and found the NY Post waiting. Why was Michael in court? Because he had allegedly threatened to kill his girlfriend and himself if she left him. She called the cops and he was arrested.
They did show up arm in arm to the hearing yesterday, but when they saw the reporters, Michael's attorney shouted, "Run Michael Run." Eventually the braces fell off and Michael and his idiot girlfriend made it to his car and hid. I call her an idiot, because honestly, can you think of a better term for someone who knowingly wants to marry Michael Lohan and still wants to marry him after he allegedly threatened to kill her. If you think of a better word, let me know.
Oh, and Michael is due back in court today. It seems despite his fame and fortune he owes $12,000 in back child support. The judge would like him to explain why it hasn't been paid. I think it is because his Right Said Fred tribute band has not quite taken off the way he thought it would.
Didn't the Post say that his attorney told him "Plan B" or some stupid ass code when they saw the paps? How cool, secret agent code words with an attorney. (Enty, just in case we ever need 'em, our code words are VO and OJ).
ReplyDeleteI bet we'd all be feeling really badly if he would have gone through with the suicide threat, right?
What's with this family? Generations of inbreeding?
ReplyDeletefamewhore has a nice ring to it.
ReplyDeletealthough any useless famewhore who thinks Michael Lohan is going to bring fame to her life obviously never heard of google, dude's a wreck.
"I think it is because his Right Said Fred tribute band has not quite taken off the way he thought it would."
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
What? You don't love the shirt? How can you not love his disco threads?
ReplyDeleteThe guy is an idiot and he should be ignored.
ReplyDelete"I'm too sexy for my shirt" . . . now I won't be able to get that song out of my head!
ReplyDeletei've said it before but i'm saying it again.....That picture slays me...its just....too much LOL
ReplyDeleteI vote for ban of all Lohans.
ReplyDeleteWhile I am voting for bans, I would like to vote for this Jon/Kate thing. Never heard of them until recently and the more I read, the more disgusted I am that these people are making craploads more money than I ever will and I am a decent, nice person who works hard.
Grapefruit juice damn near came out of my nose when I got a gander at that shirt - that could have really hurt, Enty!
ReplyDeletewe should have a little comment section about that shirt alone:
ReplyDeleteWhat I Love About Michael Lohans Shirt.
I will start. I love that it shows the world some very strange tan lines, where it seems as though he has been wearing a shirt with a really deep cleavage for the past couple of weeks. You see those lines? It is so odd.
I just want to see the pic from 2 minutes later, when he went to get out of the chair and bonked his head on the tray just above him.
ReplyDeleteI am now attempting to poke out my mind's eye because the picture of Michael Lohan's nipples has been seared in.
ReplyDeleteAh, Michael Lohan. Such style and swagger. A real class act if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteThe guy really thinks he looks hot like that lol. He is ridiculous. Probably thinks Mike will Rock Your World LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteNice tittie & crotch shot.
ReplyDeleteI think the words to describe this tool's bride to be are "Dumb Cunt"
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ReplyDeleteMY EYES..MY EYES
ReplyDeleteYou gotta warn a girl before posting something that ICK NAST.
I had food in my mouth.
Is that a MAN PURSE on the desk beside him. That would just complete that masterpiece of man hunh?
color me surprised.
ReplyDeleteand HA HA on the rest of you! i see the name ML and i automatically don't look at the pic!!
i have heard tales of this strange fashion statement before.
but i'll also have that damn song stuck in my head for two days!
why does he keep wearing that f'in shirt??
ReplyDeleteduh- to get the pap's to take photos of him.. didn't read the bit- ugh.
ROFL, "Right Said Fred tribute band".
ReplyDeleteMichael Lohan, current contestant in "Who Wants To Be The Biggest Douchebag Ever?", alongside John Mayer, Kanye West, Beat her down and the entire Hogan family.