Kiefer Sutherland Saves The World - At Least In His Mind

I know Kiefer Sutherland says he is sober, but when you head-butt a guy while dressed in a tuxedo and you are not actually saving the world, it seems like maybe he had been drinking. By now, I'm sure you have seen the report that Monday night after the Costume Institute Gala, that Kiefer was stumbling down the street when he heard a noise. Jack Bauer, I mean Kiefer went and investigated and saw several terrorists surrounding what he thought was his long lost love Julia Roberts. It turns out it was Brooke Shields. When he approached the terrorists he noticed they had craftily departed leaving in their wake, only their leader. Women's clothes designer Jack McCollough. At some point Brooke was either pushed/fell/lost her balance/or ducked do to the flying bullets and ended up on the ground. Kiefer, wanting to defend her honor told Jack to apologize. Jack M, not Jack Bauer. I mean I guess he could have told himself to apologize but that would be kind of strange. Anyway, Jack M refused to apologize and pushed Kiefer. The trained operative came out in Kiefer and he head-butted Jack M who suffered a broken nose.

The aftermath to all of this has been the most interesting. I don't know if Brooke owes Jack M money or just wants free clothes, but her version of events appears to contradict everyone else's version of events. People are agreed that Brooke was shoved. Brooke says she wasn't. Kiefer said she ended up on the ground. Everyone also seems to agree Kiefer was drunk. But he saved the world.